What is your opinion on the Wheel of Time?
#481
Posted 06 February 2006 - 05:43 PM
I have come to the conclusions that generally males in WoT are even dumber that females - the latter might be stupid megalomaniacs but the men indulge them and obey them all the time, regardless whether they have a good reason for that or not, all that just because they are too scared of the power of women's glare.
#482
Posted 06 February 2006 - 05:45 PM
Oh, c'mon Sonny could you imagine what Apsalar would do with these chicks? 
And btw guys were no better - sooo powerfull and sooo unhappy
And btw guys were no better - sooo powerfull and sooo unhappy
#483
Posted 06 February 2006 - 11:00 PM
Sonnyboy said:
Um, you know Mezla, that sounds like most women I know...
*Tugs non-existent braid like a megalomaniac harridan* Gah, I bite my thumb at you!
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#484
Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:28 AM
Don't forget to smooth your skirts and snarl "Men!" in a disapproving tone. 
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La Sombra, got sick of the cast of thousands of extras clogging up the story
Cheers,
La Sombra, got sick of the cast of thousands of extras clogging up the story
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#485
Posted 10 February 2006 - 10:34 AM
Mezla PigDog said:
All in all it lead me to think that Jordan must be scared of women in real life and think that we plan to take over the world 
*Damn, has Jordan discovered my evil plan?*:confused:
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#486
Posted 10 February 2006 - 06:43 PM
I wish Perrin was here. He always knows what to do around women.
#487 Guest_Sonnyboy_*
Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:25 PM
Dolorous Menhir said:
I wish Perrin was here. He always knows what to do around women.
Dammit, wish I'd said that...
#488
Posted 10 February 2006 - 10:49 PM
I think Jordan's also got some sort of spanking fetish playing out in his books, I mean how many times do you hear of men threatening to spank their wives, girlfriends and that one scene where the naked chicks (Morgaise, and the queen of saldea) get spanked in the snow? I mean really? The invaders pause from a moment of kidnapping to administer a little discipline with the switch? Insulting to the little intelligence I have.
#490 Guest_whitetrash_*
Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:43 PM
ok now dont kill me i personaly think jordan is a bit over rated sorry thats just me
#491
Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:50 PM
whitetrash said:
ok now dont kill me i personaly think jordan is a bit over rated sorry thats just me
I believe that's the opinion of most people here
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#492
Posted 14 February 2006 - 06:32 PM
He is overrated and underrated I think... I really liked the beginning, you could sort of feel the a good story building, it had a few focused characters and it was exciting. Then, it kept building, and building, and building, and building and building until the plot reminds of some elaborate maze with so many plots and characters that none of them can keep me interested and I feel a scream building inside my head in the lines of:
"Cut it Jordan! Cut it off now and get to the point! Why did you have to do this when it started so good? Why did you have to drown the few good starting characters in a mad pot-stew of bland/generic way too many other characters! Why did you have to increase the number of plotlines exponentially in every book without EVER finishing one? Why? Why!?"
What a relief. Felt good to get that out. Anyway, I'll still buy the rest of the books so I can finish it off. I still somehow care for the starting characters. I truly love/hate these books.
"Cut it Jordan! Cut it off now and get to the point! Why did you have to do this when it started so good? Why did you have to drown the few good starting characters in a mad pot-stew of bland/generic way too many other characters! Why did you have to increase the number of plotlines exponentially in every book without EVER finishing one? Why? Why!?"
What a relief. Felt good to get that out. Anyway, I'll still buy the rest of the books so I can finish it off. I still somehow care for the starting characters. I truly love/hate these books.
#493
Posted 08 March 2006 - 10:29 PM
I found the first two average, but I really liked the third, fourth and the fifth. The sixth and the seventh were also average, but the last couple of books have been fairly poor. The elventh would rate higher than the tenth, but still not amazing.
#494 Guest_Danyah_*
Posted 09 March 2006 - 10:52 AM
Gave up in the beginning of the third... he is the only one of which I stopped reading a series, apart for Terry Goodkind (but that's for a different reason altogether.
#495 Guest_Dakkareth_*
Posted 09 March 2006 - 08:38 PM
Haven't read it. Not sure if I will, considering the things I've heard. So ... *shrug*
#496 Guest_Gvynbleid_*
Posted 11 March 2006 - 03:17 PM
I have red the first volume, and only thing i can say is that, it was the wasting of time; the same sh*** like salvatores dark elf - measure copy of Tolkien books.
#497
Posted 11 March 2006 - 09:14 PM
At least in Jordan's work there's the whole spanking thing getting mentioned all the time, which in my opinion, makes it rate higher than RA Salvatores work, by one dispirited whack. other than that, they both suck.
#498
Posted 12 March 2006 - 02:41 PM
Both authors started off quite well then fell apart later on. But the imagination and inventiveness in early Jordan far outclasses that of Salvatore, if only because Jordan could make his own stuff up whilst Salvatore was stuck with the strictures of the Forgotten Realms and D&D.
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#499 Guest_FrenchyFan_*
Posted 14 March 2006 - 04:39 PM
much much much much much long.
I've stopped at book 10 and will not go any further.
I've stopped at book 10 and will not go any further.
#500
Posted 14 March 2006 - 08:43 PM
Borrow book 11 if you lasted til 10, man. It's a lot better than 10, and around the level of 7-8. Plus, it ties up some of those dangling plotlines, and it's the second to last book. 1 more to go!
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