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I dare you to look at this picture ... And not come up with at least one bad "Pussy" joke.

#21 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 03:07 AM

Well all she would have to do is squeeze her thighs a little bit and she could save a small fortune in batteries

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#22 Leo

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 07:46 AM

A purr-fect plan

(Now that was sad.)

#23 Mentalist

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 08:28 AM

Every time I see this pic, I get further and further convinced that I know this girl, for some odd reason.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 30 December 2009 - 08:29 AM

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 08:39 AM

lobo the wolfman, on 30 December 2009 - 03:07 AM, said:

Well all she would have to do is squeeze her thighs a little bit and she could save a small fortune in batteries

I wish you said furtune.

...hah, get it?

#25 Leo

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 09:44 AM

As was that.

#26 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 11:01 AM

lobo the wolfman, on 30 December 2009 - 03:07 AM, said:

Well all she would have to do is squeeze her thighs a little bit and she could save a small fortune in batteries

.....am I the only one who doesn't get the joke?

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#27 Macros

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 12:08 PM

yes

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#28 Tarcanus

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 04:10 PM

Ain, on 30 December 2009 - 11:01 AM, said:

lobo the wolfman, on 30 December 2009 - 03:07 AM, said:

Well all she would have to do is squeeze her thighs a little bit and she could save a small fortune in batteries

.....am I the only one who doesn't get the joke?

Nope.

#29 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 04:15 PM

Haha.... ah, to be innocent.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#30 Tarcanus

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 04:35 PM

H.D., on 30 December 2009 - 04:15 PM, said:

Haha.... ah, to be innocent.

Hah! I think I just got it. Hopefully that's an energizer kitty.

#31 Jusentantaka

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 06:17 PM

H.D., on 30 December 2009 - 04:15 PM, said:

Haha.... ah, to be innocent.

It's so cute, isn't it?

#32 Bent

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 06:26 PM

Tarcanus, on 30 December 2009 - 04:35 PM, said:

H.D., on 30 December 2009 - 04:15 PM, said:

Haha.... ah, to be innocent.

Hah! I think I just got it. Hopefully that's an energizer kitty.

Why....I dont think you get it at all!

Nice try though.

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#33 Aptorian

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 07:09 PM

THE FELINE WOULD STIMULATE HER VAGINA!

#34 Tarcanus

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 07:19 PM

Bent, on 30 December 2009 - 06:26 PM, said:

Tarcanus, on 30 December 2009 - 04:35 PM, said:

H.D., on 30 December 2009 - 04:15 PM, said:

Haha.... ah, to be innocent.

Hah! I think I just got it. Hopefully that's an energizer kitty.

Why....I dont think you get it at all!

Nice try though.

It must be much more obscure than I thought.

#35 Leo

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 10:06 PM

...

*sigh*

#36 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 03:32 AM

"is still clueless and now has a slight cough as well"

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#37 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:22 AM

Aptorian, on 30 December 2009 - 07:09 PM, said:

THE FELINE WOULD STIMULATE HER VAGINA!

Subtle.

Quit debauching the forum youth. Just because you like gerbils doesn't mean the younglings can spot a missing planet.

Edit: You better fucking believe I just Star Wars'ed this.

This post has been edited by H.D.: 31 December 2009 - 04:23 AM

#38 Aptorian

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 05:38 AM

Then lets get some Star Wars up in this bitch!

I would watch the fuck out of this series.

#39 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 05:45 AM

Well done, sirrah. Well done, indeed.

#40 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 09:42 AM

H.D., on 31 December 2009 - 04:22 AM, said:

Aptorian, on 30 December 2009 - 07:09 PM, said:

THE FELINE WOULD STIMULATE HER VAGINA!

Subtle.Quit debauching the forum youth. Just because you like gerbils doesn't mean the younglings can spot a missing planet.Edit: You better fucking believe I just Star Wars'ed this.

Aptorian, on 31 December 2009 - 05:38 AM, said:

Then lets get some Star Wars up in this bitch!I would watch the fuck out of this series.

Gentlemen, for introducing Star Wars into a thread about bad "pussy" jokes, l humbly bow my head and tip my hat to you both.
Well done sirs, well done.

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.