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THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE Nick Cage as a sorcerer = win

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 09:25 AM

Heres the trailer

Whatcha think?
I like cage when he plays in nutty roles...suits him loads better.
The Bad Lieutenant and now this... shweet
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 10 December 2009 - 02:51 PM

KABLAAAM and sorcery?! I'm totally gonna see it. Looked like they've stolen some effects from Daywatch, though...
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 10 December 2009 - 09:29 PM

I think I'll have to take a gander at this, maybe even take the Misses.
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 09:37 AM

New trailer


looks really good...great popcorn movie if anything.
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 12:28 PM

I dunno. For every decent flick Cage makes, you have to sit through 4 or 5 crapfests.
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 01:35 PM

Is this based on a book?
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 01:37 PM

No, it's based on a poem of the same name by Goethe, I believe.
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 01:43 PM

View PostAristai, on 26 March 2010 - 12:28 PM, said:

I dunno. For every decent flick Cage makes, you have to sit through 4 or 5 crapfests.


His got a run of decent films lately...

Last movie was BAD LIEUTENANT and thats fucking brilliant!
Next one is KICK ASS and the reveiws and test screenings have come back as it being teh movie of teh year!

And from what i can tell this one looks like a bucket load of fun...magic, monsters, bang boom crash...whats more to ask for?
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 01:56 PM

View PostMTS, on 26 March 2010 - 01:37 PM, said:

No, it's based on a poem of the same name by Goethe, I believe.


yup...called "Der Zauberlehrling".


Think FANTASIA

minus mickey mouse
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 02:15 PM

I do hope they use Dukas's music -- it wouldn't be the same without it!
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 10:05 PM

Sort of reminds me of Bullet Proof Monk, only nerdier... oh and with a ton more awesome effects and crazy events. Basically magic instead of martial arts.
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Posted 07 August 2010 - 05:18 PM

Watched this earlier today.

Not an amazing movie experience but not that bad either.

I read somewhere that you should go in to watch this like a bad Harry Potter film. Basically a kids movie with not so great characters, story or special effects. I'll say this is partially correct.

The story is mediocre. It's just a rehash of a hundred other young hero coming to grips with his new powers/ faith/destiny/what ever. And it's not done particularly well. The opening is awful. Like something out of a TV film. And the introduction of our Hero and the way things become is almost as bad. But from there on in, when the grown up character is introduced and the good and evil sorcerors start throwing punches it becomes much, much better.

All the characters in this film were well cast in my opinion, all 7 of them, perhaps with the exception of the evil apprentice, he was awful. But the Nerdy apprentice, Cage and Molina were all great. When ever Molina or Cage were on screen, it really shined, both of them did a damn good job. Great lines and great chemistry.

The special effects were also awesome. Especially the mirror stuff and the dragon were hilarious.

I think the only thing that really hampered this film (besides the useless manuscript) was that it seemed to be pulling its punches. I was expecting more bad guys, maybe some evil henchmen, and I was surprised that the final showdown wasn't more flashy. The ending was less spectacular than the earlier battles between Molina and Cage and the Nerdy hero and the Chinese sorceror.

Generally, I suspect that this film may have had some budget cuts that meant that the director couldn't go as crazy as he wanted.

Still, it was worth the ticket and I wouldn't mind a sequel.
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 03:56 AM

Yeah, definitely agree that I was expecting more from the evil folks, and how few there were. The Grimhold should have had more than just the asian sorceror and the orphan girl between Horvath and Morgan if Balthazar was hunting them for a thousand years, plus the Orphan girl does just about nothing.

Whatever, I liked it and I think others will too as long as you're not expecting some epic saga out of it, but rather are there for the entertainment of it.

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 05:41 AM

I thought it was an average movie, worth watching once but that's about it.

The problem with most fantasy movies is that they cater to young audiences. Most 0of them are about some kid who discovers magic and then must save the world form the villain.

We need more movies like Lord of the Rings .

stuff like, Malazan, Wheel of Time, Warhammer, Forgotten Realms, A song of Ice and Fire...

and not Sorcerer's Aprentice, Twilight, ...
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