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My cable TV box is trying to tell me something

#21 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:02 PM

Maybe we should re-fletch our arrows?

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:08 PM

Mr LaForge, all available power to the warp engines!

We've achieved warp 10 captain. Transwarp. A technical impossibility, though in theory it may send us back in time

Dilithium crystals fused captain! Dropping out of transwarp............



Every time I turn it on or off the damn thing, it flashes the letters "D U I" at me.

Perhaps it's a message from the future?

Or my cable box is becoming sentient.

........oOOOOOo
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.....|| | | | O....
BEERS!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:13 PM

Scotty: -What are we looking for captain?

Kirk: -Drunks Mister Scott, Pantless drunks!


Bones: -So your telling me that we're going to slingshot around the sun to go back in time to get an extinct pantless drunk to come back to the present with us so that he can tell this probe what to go do with itself?

Kirk: -That's the gist of it.
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You're a rock.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:15 PM

-_- nice

Darkwatch wins.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:26 PM

Hehehe, I'm such a hopeless geek.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:28 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 05 November 2009 - 05:26 PM, said:

Hehehe, I'm such a hopeless geek.


On the contrary I'd say you were a really quite a good geek.
I AM A TWAT
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 06:41 PM

I love you people.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:19 PM

I'm terrified of you people.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:19 PM

Best kind of love if fear!
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:22 PM

Well in that case, marry me now!
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 09:19 PM

let's see, aside from the obvious DUI could be:

Damn Undressed Idiot.....

Don't Underestimate Italians....

and in relation to the Trek banter:

Taysiders in space
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:51 AM

WARNING: DASSEM ULTOR INCOMING!!
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 01:01 AM

KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 01:05 AM

Cry Havoc! And let slip the Dogs of War!
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 04:21 AM

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 04:24 AM

“Trust is like a vase... once it's broken, though you can fix it the vase will never be same again.”

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 04:37 AM

With arms open wide.

Have a glass of Tronyua. Its First Federation.

Mind the tribble.



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Posted 06 November 2009 - 05:03 AM

THERE ARE......FOUR.....LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 07:05 AM

NO! THERE ARE FIVE!

"uses sensory bombardment"
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 06 November 2009 - 07:17 AM

An algorithm that we define recursively is a generalization of the algorithm given for the ternary tree.
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