My cable TV box is trying to tell me something
#1
Posted 05 November 2009 - 12:26 AM
Every time I turn it on or off the damn thing, it flashes the letters "D U I" at me.
Perhaps it's a message from the future?
Or my cable box is becoming sentient.
Perhaps it's a message from the future?
Or my cable box is becoming sentient.
#2
Posted 05 November 2009 - 12:28 AM
It's like that Star Trek episode where they could only send a three character message back through time to avert catastrophe.
Except instead of 3, yours is D U I.
Heed it Rodeo.
Except instead of 3, yours is D U I.
Heed it Rodeo.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#3
Posted 05 November 2009 - 12:58 AM
For the love of God!!! Decompress the shuttle Bay.......
Kelsey Grammer has no place on the bridge!!!!!
Kelsey Grammer has no place on the bridge!!!!!
#4
Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:37 AM
Reverse the polarity of the deflector array....
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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www.thecriticaldragon.com
#5
Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:39 AM
We can't there's tachyon interference!
Maybe we could try re-phasing the warp field.
Maybe we could try re-phasing the warp field.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#7
Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:47 AM
Of course! The nacelle geometry is causing the rift and channeling the message through time.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#8
Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:49 AM
We just need to reverse the main power coupling and everything should work.
#9
Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:50 AM
Though we need to keep an eye on the power grid so the energy flux doesn't short it out.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#10
Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:16 AM
Concentrate all firepower on that Super Star Destroyer!
Spoiler
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#11
Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:26 AM
HoosierDaddy, on 05 November 2009 - 04:16 AM, said:
Concentrate all firepower on that Super Star Destroyer!
Spoiler
Corrected.
Though we'll have to modulate the phasers to break through the shields.
This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 05 November 2009 - 04:26 AM
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#12
Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:36 AM
Your Dilithium Crystals are knackered ...... they canna give you no more power !!!
What Would Jack Do ?
#13
Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:49 AM
We need to recalibrate the sensor array, maybe we can amplify the signal.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#15
Posted 05 November 2009 - 08:15 AM
try powering the quantum fusion generator
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#16
Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:26 AM
Clearly it's a rupture in the plasma conduit.
We have reached geek factor 9.6 captain.
We have reached geek factor 9.6 captain.
I AM A TWAT
#17
Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:54 AM
The recall is auto failing! commander we need to get out of here before the flu strikes again!
Beru: allready showing symptoms (ODST: Orbital Drop Storm trooper)
Beru: allready showing symptoms (ODST: Orbital Drop Storm trooper)
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#18
Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:04 AM
Broadcast in all known languages and all known frequencies, including welsh
I AM A TWAT
#20
Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:36 PM
That's tricky stuff there HC, the legal implications as well as violating the Prime Directive.
You might want to re buffer the transporter to mask the signal if you try and spirit them away.
You might want to re buffer the transporter to mask the signal if you try and spirit them away.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.