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Facial hair challenge any men (or women) want to join in?

#161 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 03:35 PM

If I could do that I would but it currently just isn't long enough to make it work at the moment. I could perhaps have done it before but I wanted to play it safe... :)
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#162 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 03:39 PM

Well I've never had to apply to the police or any company that requires an aesthetic code of some sort.
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#163 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 03:43 PM

You're a lumberjack and you're OK, sleep all night and work all day, I guess. :)
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#164 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 03:48 PM

Of course, I also like to press wild flowers.
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#165 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 06:56 PM

wow...this thing looks great with a button-up shirt.

Had no idea I could look so.....venerable.
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#166 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 10:56 PM

Not easy to photograph a beard but here you go.

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#167 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:26 PM

Heh, you're at the "if my face was flipped round would anyone notice" kinda stage...
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#168 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:31 PM

My chin hair isn't receeding!
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:53 PM

Hairs don't recede...they migrate.

Mine are currently migrating to my back.

Beard is getting very full. Almost to the point where I can reach in and grab a fistful of chin hairs......almost.

This thing is going to rule sooooooooooo hard by christmas.

Oh yes, wifey asked for a "Beard kiss" yesterday as opposed to any other type of kiss.

I fully consider that a win. :w00t:
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#170 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 01:03 AM

CF, you're the master... Any pics forthcoming?
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#171 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 02:14 AM

You could give her a double beard kiss... if ya know what I mean.
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 06:38 PM

I'm gonna go a step back and trim it down a bit. Then it'll problably hang in there for the christmas break as well
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:54 PM

Coined a new phrase in my household this week. Mr PigDog + beard + frying meat = Meat Beard. The scent really lingers in the hair!
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 11:12 PM

Seriously, you can type that with a straight face? :(
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 02:04 AM

I wish i had a beard that smells like meat.

Imagine, smelling bacon all day.....glorious.
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 02:12 AM

You could always smear bacon grease on one of these beauties: http://www.beardhead...lumberjack.html
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 10:09 AM

Eating and drinking are starting to become a problem, roll on the 1st December so I can trim the fucker.

Oh and Mezla is right, the beard retains smells incredibly efficiently, I have to moisturise and condition mine every day and several people have commented on how nice I smell and then been slightly puzzled when I tell them it's the beard.

I'm going to tackle a runny egg and bacon roll in about 10 mins - the beard's nemesis.
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 10:41 AM

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I'm going to tackle a runny egg and bacon roll in about 10 mins - the beard's nemesis.


Good luck with that Cougar..

I never really had much issue with my beard and food, but I remember we had a teacher in school that we nicknamed "Breakfast Beard". It seems cornflakes were his nemesis!

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 12:40 PM

@mez

lol.......meatbeard. Sounds like a pirate name.

@beard nemesii

I had an hilarious encounter with alfredo sauce on the weekend. I've never dirtied a napkin so thoroughly in my life.

A small setback too.

I broached the subject of attempting a year-beard with the wife last night. I think a small part of her curled up and died....she literally hunched over a bit and grimaced.

Dunno if I have the heart to subject her to the year-beard.

The beard's ultimate nemesis...an unsupportive female partner.
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 03:46 PM

My beard is closing in on the five month mark, and I have completely lost wife support. She liked it t first, but wants a major trim now. Not happening, most likely. I think I'm going to hold out a couple more weeks and then rejoin the baldface masses.
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