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Facial hair challenge any men (or women) want to join in?

#1 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 12:02 PM

My sister's boyfriend and I challenged each other to grow a christmas beard. I personally think having a beard is bitchin, but my wife does not....and neither does my sister. There is $50 on the line for the first man who gives in to the womens' demands and shaves. There is also a 1 week moustache-only cooldown period before either of us is allowed to go fully baby-faced again, even after christmas.

He is totally winning right now. My facial hair is patchy, red and sticks straight out. After only 2 weeks his looks like a normal beard and mine looks completely shitty.

Anybody else want to join in?

Post before, during and after pics if you got em.

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#2 Satan

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:16 PM

I shaved mine off for my dad's wedding last year and no one recognizes me in any of the pictures from that thing. I look like a malnourished junkie without it.

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#3 Slow Ben

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:28 PM

My facial hair comes in like Joe Dirts, except scraggly and patchy.

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#4 dktorode

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:42 PM

START

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Number of downloads: 7

MIDDLE

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Number of downloads: 8

FINISH

n643366229_767703_7598.jpg (71.58K)
Number of downloads: 7

Pre-TACHE

n645626232_462045_7673.jpg (67.92K)
Number of downloads: 8

TACHE WEEK

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Number of downloads: 6

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#5 Cougar

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:13 PM

I'd have a go at it as it's been a while since I let my beautiful red gold [ginger] mane grow, but although Mrs Cougar is a fan of the look, I'd basically be making a choice between sex and having a laugh on the internetz with my nerd mates. However in the spirit of solidarity here is the only existing picture of me with a (rather trimmed) 2 weeker, oh and loads of hair (comparitively)

Attached File(s)

n827684553_1147220_8703.jpg (69K)
Number of downloads: 6

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#6 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:16 PM

Before:

After:

And the sideburns phase...
Posted Image

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#7 Cougar

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:19 PM

The middle one: sic semper tyranosaurus!

We have a picture somewhere of Mezla geting rather excited over those burns of Sim sim's

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#8 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:37 PM

Cougar, on 13 October 2009 - 03:19 PM, said:

We have a picture somewhere of Mezla geting rather excited over those burns of Sim sim's

Ooh yeah she was oddly drawn to my facial love handles...

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#9 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:41 PM

I miss the days when my beard was long enough to tie around my nipples. However, I don't miss the days when I looked ridiculous. My beard nowadays continues to be awesome.

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#10 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:31 PM

I continue to rock my quitting smoking beard, began at the beginning of July. I was surprised it came in as wel as it did, as I do not have the best facial hair. It turned out good enough to keep though, so whatever. I share the pain of the rest of you redbeards, although actually I have come to like it. Maybe pictures later, I have yet to ever put any up on this site.

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#11 Anomander

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:53 PM

I thought about joining this but having recently been in a facial hair competition (a 'stache one) and I'm loathe to do it again so soon. And my sympathies to those with super patchy beards.

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#12 Slow Ben

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:07 PM

I wish i could grow a mans beard!!!!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#13 alt146

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:30 PM

I cant grow a full beard to save my life, my facial hair is very patchy

But one of those patches is perfectly goatee shaped

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#14 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:45 PM

Can't grow a proper beard, mustache, or goatee. I look even more like a teenager when attempting to do so.

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#15 Macros

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 07:00 PM

hmm, havenmt shaved in a week, I'd be tempted to join but halloweans valkyrie oputfit requires clean shaven alas.
I'd be willing to start one after halloween if anyone thinks they're up to the challenge

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#16 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 07:48 PM

I'm in though I am going to a 70s party next weekend and might shave down the middle for chops...

EDIT: Found it...
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#17 Terez

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 08:21 PM

I try to wax regularly, thanks.

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#18 MTS

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 09:38 PM

I started growing my tache for Movember last week. It's not going too well at the moment, but it should be absolutely bitchin' in a few weeks, despite the fact my girlfriend will refuse to touch me for a month.

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#19 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 09:44 PM

Terez, on 13 October 2009 - 08:21 PM, said:

I try to wax regularly, thanks.

Make them into dreads
Add little snakeheads to the end
Go as Medusa for Halloween

#20 Cold Iron

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 10:06 PM

Like bryn I sport a permanent beard which I trim down to 6mm with clippers about once a month. The last time I shaved was November 08 and before that was August 07.

I will be shaving at the end of this month though because we are doing Movember at work and we all have to start from skin. Here are some piccies:

Freshly clipped (May 09):

beardtrim.jpg (43.31K)
Number of downloads: 7

4 month just scissors (Dec 06):

beardfull.jpg (17.95K)
Number of downloads: 6

Will be sure to post us all on our night on the town at the end of Movember sporting our best Mos.