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Facial hair challenge any men (or women) want to join in?

#1 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 12:02 PM

My sister's boyfriend and I challenged each other to grow a christmas beard. I personally think having a beard is bitchin, but my wife does not....and neither does my sister. There is $50 on the line for the first man who gives in to the womens' demands and shaves. There is also a 1 week moustache-only cooldown period before either of us is allowed to go fully baby-faced again, even after christmas.

He is totally winning right now. My facial hair is patchy, red and sticks straight out. After only 2 weeks his looks like a normal beard and mine looks completely shitty.

Anybody else want to join in?

Post before, during and after pics if you got em.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:16 PM

I shaved mine off for my dad's wedding last year and no one recognizes me in any of the pictures from that thing. I look like a malnourished junkie without it.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:28 PM

My facial hair comes in like Joe Dirts, except scraggly and patchy.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:42 PM

START
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MIDDLE
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Number of downloads: 8


FINISH
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Pre-TACHE
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TACHE WEEK
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Number of downloads: 6


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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:13 PM

I'd have a go at it as it's been a while since I let my beautiful red gold [ginger] mane grow, but although Mrs Cougar is a fan of the look, I'd basically be making a choice between sex and having a laugh on the internetz with my nerd mates. However in the spirit of solidarity here is the only existing picture of me with a (rather trimmed) 2 weeker, oh and loads of hair (comparitively)

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#6 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:16 PM

Before:
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After:
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And the sideburns phase...
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:19 PM

The middle one: sic semper tyranosaurus!

We have a picture somewhere of Mezla geting rather excited over those burns of Sim sim's
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:37 PM

View PostCougar, on 13 October 2009 - 03:19 PM, said:

We have a picture somewhere of Mezla geting rather excited over those burns of Sim sim's

Ooh yeah she was oddly drawn to my facial love handles...
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 03:41 PM

I miss the days when my beard was long enough to tie around my nipples. However, I don't miss the days when I looked ridiculous. My beard nowadays continues to be awesome.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:31 PM

I continue to rock my quitting smoking beard, began at the beginning of July. I was surprised it came in as wel as it did, as I do not have the best facial hair. It turned out good enough to keep though, so whatever. I share the pain of the rest of you redbeards, although actually I have come to like it. Maybe pictures later, I have yet to ever put any up on this site.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:53 PM

I thought about joining this but having recently been in a facial hair competition (a 'stache one) and I'm loathe to do it again so soon. And my sympathies to those with super patchy beards.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:07 PM

I wish i could grow a mans beard!!!!
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:30 PM

I cant grow a full beard to save my life, my facial hair is very patchy :) But one of those patches is perfectly goatee shaped :)
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:45 PM

Can't grow a proper beard, mustache, or goatee. I look even more like a teenager when attempting to do so.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 07:00 PM

hmm, havenmt shaved in a week, I'd be tempted to join but halloweans valkyrie oputfit requires clean shaven alas.
I'd be willing to start one after halloween if anyone thinks they're up to the challenge
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 07:48 PM

I'm in though I am going to a 70s party next weekend and might shave down the middle for chops...

EDIT: Found it...
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 08:21 PM

I try to wax regularly, thanks.

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 09:38 PM

I started growing my tache for Movember last week. It's not going too well at the moment, but it should be absolutely bitchin' in a few weeks, despite the fact my girlfriend will refuse to touch me for a month. :)
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 09:44 PM

View PostTerez, on 13 October 2009 - 08:21 PM, said:

I try to wax regularly, thanks.

Make them into dreads
Add little snakeheads to the end
Go as Medusa for Halloween
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 10:06 PM

Like bryn I sport a permanent beard which I trim down to 6mm with clippers about once a month. The last time I shaved was November 08 and before that was August 07.

I will be shaving at the end of this month though because we are doing Movember at work and we all have to start from skin. Here are some piccies:

Freshly clipped (May 09):
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4 month just scissors (Dec 06):
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Will be sure to post us all on our night on the town at the end of Movember sporting our best Mos.
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