Ever fall down trying to put your pants on?

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#1 RodeoRanch

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 05:45 PM

No?

Uh...me neither.

And I most certainly did not smack my left testicle with my belt buckle when I tried putting my pants on yesterday. Nope. That didn't happen. I didn't cry either.

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 05:51 PM

Rough Thanksgiving weekend by all accounts.

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 06:26 PM

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 06:28 PM

I see! You attempt to don pants, fail, trip, suffer a concussion and then forget the pants entirely!

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 07:37 PM

Who hasn't? I've fallen down doing nothing more than trying to remain standing up (stupid booze), let alone the complicated process of putting on pants.

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 07:42 PM

far more embarassing is falling over while trying to take pants off..........................when u have a woman ur trying to bed watching! Bad times

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 08:15 PM

Speaking of pants, I had a friend (very smart fellow) convince another friend (not very smart/gullible fellow) that pants actually had a silent k in the beginning of the word. He even went home and said to his dad, "guess what Potts told me today that I didn't know". I think he got grounded. Anyway, anytime we drink a few we start yelling, "kpants!" until he gets pissed. Then we remind him of the time he got drunk at his bachelor party and the same friend convinced him that he came out and yelled, "My name is Coston, and I love the cock!"

Oh, and I used to fall all the time until I realized the trick of doing the one leg at a time thing.

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:38 AM

Long ago.
Belt buckle incidents have happened more recently though.

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RodeoRanch said:

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A non-touching itself rock.

#9 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:41 AM

I have

though I have never had that issue with a belt buckle

I can't actually figure out how you manage that rodeo, you certainly are skilled

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 02:34 AM

As I think about it (while drinking), I can't help but think there are very few things I haven't done whilst drunk. Like, who hasn't vomited on a beloved pet? Or put a hat on horse? Or injured themselves in an internet drinking contest in which they weren't taking part?

We need to collect our best drunk stories in a thread.

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:34 AM

aw rodeo, you just need practice. personally i do a few test runs when i'm drunk and attempting that maneuver. seriously, practice makes perfect.

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:37 AM

I call bullshit. What kind of drunk person practices anything other than their field sobriety tests or talking to bouncers?

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:48 AM

HoosierDaddy, on 13 October 2009 - 02:34 AM, said:

We need to collect our best drunk stories in a thread.

You mean the Pub?

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#14 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:49 AM

The Pub is disliked by quite a few members, if you haven't noticed.

Edit: Perhaps more precisely, the use of the Pub pretty constantly is a source of annoyance for quite a few members.

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#15 Darkwatch

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:57 AM

It's more the fact that it's become so huge and self-sustaining that it's one huge inside.
The drunk stories might attract new clientèle.

Edit:
Oh you mean the whole blob like tendency of my Frankenstein's Monster?
Yeah I get that.
Still at least it makes sense for them to be in the pub, unlike when the Pub was Cannibalizing threads about everything else.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 13 October 2009 - 04:59 AM

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#16 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:59 AM

I think it is more people don't want to wade through all the talk that they either don't understand or don't care about to get to the interesting stories

But back to the topic.... I have never fallen over trying to put my pants on drunk, only sober

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#17 Darkwatch

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:04 AM

Neither have I.
I've bruised myself by hitting door frames while walking though.

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:12 AM

If you haven't done something drunk, I'll always claim you haven't been drunk enough. It's a coping mechanism.

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:20 AM

@HD: it was actually a joke, albeit not a very good one, about having to make several attempts, or "test runs" before successfully getting the damn things on, due to the well known phenomenon of walls, tables and chairs moving into peoples ways while they are drunk. not to mention the drastic tilt that usually level floors acquire

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#20 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:33 AM

I bruise myself on doors all the time, I think my mind thinks I am half as wide as I actually am!!! arms and knees are constantly bruised and damaged... I will always blame my blindness... even if I am wearing my glasses

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