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#1 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 03:29 AM

Yeah, I'm in Chicago again, this time for two months. So, obviously all malazans of the general area should take the trip up here for a beer or twenty. I live in a house with ten sorority girls. I need a drink.

Vengeance is also located around here as many of you know, so we might even claim we're in direct competition with the manky meet. There must surely be some place in this city that deserves our presence. Preferably a pub that brews its own beer, but as long as they've got something decent i'm game.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 03:33 AM

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 03:34 AM

You live in a house with 10 sorority girls? Get off the fucking computer, nerd! :p

I'm only 4 hours away, but without funds and busy as shit. Bad timing for moi.

Also to refine the message, when in the Great Lakes:

GET DRUNK.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 03:52 AM

hmm
if by some miracle I get accepted into windsor/detroit, i'd go down there to check it out.
and, if in Detroit, what's an extra hour to Chicago?

but if I do, I'm crashing on your living room floor.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 04:08 AM

View PostMentalist, on 09 October 2009 - 03:52 AM, said:

hmm
if by some miracle I get accepted into windsor/detroit, i'd go down there to check it out.
and, if in Detroit, what's an extra hour to Chicago?

but if I do, I'm crashing on your living room floor.


Done and done. There's a guest bed here, I'm sure they wont mind.

Hoosier, sell yourself to truck drivers, you might scrape in enough for a buss ticket. I'll buy you beer :p
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 04:09 AM

You don't have enough American money to get me drunk on beer Morgy! :p And, yet, still. Busy as shit trying to obtain as much funds as possible.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 04:12 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 09 October 2009 - 04:09 AM, said:

You don't have enough American money to get me drunk on beer Morgy! :p And, yet, still. Busy as shit trying to obtain as much funds as possible.


We'll buy proper, high alcohol content beer. Not the bud light you're used to drinking
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 04:26 AM

I'm deeply offended. I do not drink Bud Light. (Unless I'm already shit-faced.) For shame! I drink vodka. Vodka, vodka, vodka.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 04:30 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 09 October 2009 - 04:26 AM, said:

I'm deeply offended. I do not drink Bud Light. (Unless I'm already shit-faced.) For shame! I drink vodka. Vodka, vodka, vodka.


of course you do..

there is but one way for you to prove it
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 05:23 AM

I wish I could, Morgy. I wish I could go up there and drink with y'all. Six months earlier, I had hundreds to burn, as opposed to now. Sorry, brother. I'd be up there if I could.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 09:02 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 09 October 2009 - 03:29 AM, said:

Yeah, I'm in Chicago again, this time for two months. So, obviously all malazans of the general area should take the trip up here for a beer or twenty. I live in a house with ten sorority girls. I need to get them drunk.



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Posted 09 October 2009 - 10:30 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 09 October 2009 - 04:09 AM, said:

You don't have enough American money to get me drunk on beer Morgy! :p And, yet, still. Busy as shit trying to obtain as much funds as possible.


He's from Norway mate, he's probably got more dollars than Walmart.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 11:36 AM

Which wouldn't make HD drunk on beer Coug.

Also, what say, next weekend, the wife and I make a trip up to Chicago, stop by and pick up HD, who will only need money for food (liquer and stuff is on me) we hit up Morgys place, get Venge to stop by and then be back home by Monday afternoon. 5050 shot that Bubba would feel obligated to drive down from Yankee village.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 01:05 PM

I'm going to be very dissappointed if there isn't a picture of the lot of you standing in front of a dinosaur skeleton a la Dresden.


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Posted 09 October 2009 - 05:35 PM

View PostMorgoth, on 09 October 2009 - 03:29 AM, said:

I live in a house with ten sorority girls.


You sonofabitch. I need details. How many are hot? How many like to get drunk and do inappropriate things? Things like me!
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 05:37 PM

Nearly all women like to get drunk and do inappropriate things, it's just a matter of coaxing it out of them. :p

Edit: And then I see the "Like me" part. Well. Get 'em drunk enough....

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 06:05 PM

There's a difference between 'drunk enough' and 'preserved for anatomical study'.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 06:21 PM

View PostMorgoth, on 09 October 2009 - 03:29 AM, said:

Yeah, I'm in Chicago again, this time for two months. So, obviously all malazans of the general area should take the trip up here for a beer or twenty. I live in a house with ten sorority girls. I need a drink.

Vengeance is also located around here as many of you know, so we might even claim we're in direct competition with the manky meet. There must surely be some place in this city that deserves our presence. Preferably a pub that brews its own beer, but as long as they've got something decent i'm game.

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It does just so happen that here in Chicago we have Goose Island Brewery. They have good beer, several different verities some with pretty decent alcohol levels.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 06:30 PM

View PostVengeance, on 09 October 2009 - 06:21 PM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 09 October 2009 - 03:29 AM, said:

Yeah, I'm in Chicago again, this time for two months. So, obviously all malazans of the general area should take the trip up here for a beer or twenty. I live in a house with ten sorority girls. I need a drink.

Vengeance is also located around here as many of you know, so we might even claim we're in direct competition with the manky meet. There must surely be some place in this city that deserves our presence. Preferably a pub that brews its own beer, but as long as they've got something decent i'm game.

Morgoth, not at all desperate


It does just so happen that here in Chicago we have Goose Island Brewery. They have good beer, several different verities some with pretty decent alcohol levels.


Vengeance to the rescue! :)

@bent - that sounds like a brilliant plan. The only problem is that as I'm living as a guest in a house full of girls, I can't really promise away room for a lot of people. I don't know many of the girls very well and dunno how they'd react. I can bring it up, but I can't promise anything sadly. Still, you should come. We'll find a bridge or something for you to sleep under, or promise away Vengyboy's place :p

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 06:31 PM

Once they see me, Morgy, all of their hesitation will be replaced by jubilant glee and shrieking. Well, perhaps that won't be glee. More like fear. The shrieking will still be there, though.
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