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THE CHAIN OF PANTS! Now featuring a guest appearance by God...

#281 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 05:26 PM

You're an epic sort of fellow.


I'm writing this from Mal and Hazel's place. Very epic as well!
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#282 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 06:19 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 27 November 2009 - 10:34 PM, said:

You seem transfixed by this 'byss. I would have thought it best to urr, skirt around the issue. Why so fascinated??



It's like the proverbial train wreck. You want to look away but you can't.
And then you have to drop concentrated orange juice into your eyes to purge the visual.


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#283 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 11:08 PM

No problem Rodeo I had a great time. Looking forward to hearing of the rest of your shindigs. :p
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#284 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 03 December 2009 - 05:15 PM

Mal and Hetan are marvellous hosts. Saw Cambridge today in the rain. Had some pizza. Went to a museum. Very high brow affair. Tomorrow we're going to find some Goodkind fans and bully them.
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 05:41 PM

I sure hope you'll be bullying them while wearing monocles and top hats while sipping tea.
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#286 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 03 December 2009 - 11:15 PM

When you back to London, Rodeo? I'm gonna take you to the original Edmonton! You'll love it, it's just like the one back in Canadia
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#287 User is offline   Hetan 

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 02:25 PM

The pantless one has left Cambridge today and is heading for York - lock up your sons, lock up your daughters and mostly - lock up your animals!
It was a pleasure having Rodeo to stay and looking forward to meeting up again in Manchester ;)
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Posted 06 December 2009 - 04:18 PM

I ph34r for my home town, if I'm honest... ;)
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:45 PM

York was amazing. The Minster beggars belief and walking along the old city walls was quite the experience.

I'm Edinburgh now. There's a lot of fay and ugly people here. Moreso than anywhere else I've been. Very strange. Looking forward to exploring the town.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 06:43 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 07 December 2009 - 02:45 PM, said:

York was amazing. The Minster beggars belief and walking along the old city walls was quite the experience.

I'm Edinburgh now. There's a lot of fay and ugly people here. Moreso than anywhere else I've been. Very strange. Looking forward to exploring the town.



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Hurl some abuse at the fatties in the queue and WALK out. Find a decent vantage point and wait for the sloth migration that comes after you, accompanied by the sound of failing pace makers.

Nah, Edinburgh is great. The Royal Mile is a great place to get pissed and there is a lot of history there. You should be used to the howling winds and bitter cold though.Posted Image
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 03:02 PM

I have great problems understanding the Scottish accent. It all sounds like gibberish.

I'm so tired. Rowdy roommates in York and then last night the God-Emperor of Snorers was my roommate. I had ear plugs in and the pillow over my head and from across the room, the snoring was deafening. I've heard bears that are quieter than that man.

Then I got trapped in the Edinburgh Castle with roughly 6000 special needs kids on a tour, of which approximately half were freaking the fuck out the entire time.

Traveling has its up and downs.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 03:22 PM

I can't seriously believe someone from Wales has decided to critique the general health of the Scottish population, yes they may be the sick man of Europe, but Wales is not far behind.

We await Rowdy Rodeo McRanch in Manchester with a vague sense of excitement.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 03:40 PM

View PostCougar, on 08 December 2009 - 03:22 PM, said:

I can't seriously believe someone from Wales has decided to critique the general health of the Scottish population, yes they may be the sick man of Europe, but Wales is not far behind.

We await Rowdy Rodeo McRanch in Manchester with a vague sense of excitement.


We are the Sweden of the UK !

It was not a health critique, more of a restaurant/social events review
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 06:48 PM

View Postmasan, on 08 December 2009 - 03:40 PM, said:



We are the Sweden of the UK ...



You'd hand out parking tickets to bicyclists?
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 07:01 PM

View PostTremolo, on 08 December 2009 - 06:48 PM, said:

View Postmasan, on 08 December 2009 - 03:40 PM, said:

We are the Sweden of the UK ...



You'd hand out parking tickets to bicyclists?



Alas not, cyclists where I live tend to get their bikes nicked before tickets can be given, thus the crims get a good cardio vascular work out from the bike and some additional aerobic/boxercise from knocking out the cyclist.

Very healthy
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Posted 09 December 2009 - 01:01 PM

Someone tells the Scots to lighten up. Grumpiest bunch of people I've met yet. The Welsh may have been just about as indecipherable but at least they were friendly and had good looking women.
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Posted 09 December 2009 - 01:33 PM

Can I assume you only went to Cardiff then?

Cardiff isn't really representative of Wales and neither is Edinburgh representative of Scotland.

If you want the real Wales try some shit heap in mid-wales or Newport, for Scotland blend Glasgow and some godforsaken rock like Inverness.
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Posted 10 December 2009 - 11:39 AM

Ha. Met up with some more Aussies. Always fun.

Saw a Queen musical. Not quite as gay as you might think. Good tunes and mildly amusing play.

Then French chicks this morning. That was interesting. Poor chunky French chick was being sorely abused by her pretty friend. Course she was pretty enough I'd have let her abuse me too.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 09:48 PM

Really there was a hot French chick? Impressive.
If you see them again tell them I'll burn their country to the ground.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 10:00 PM

Chain of pants reaches epic proportions! I just got home from the first round of Manky Meetup Pub with Rodeo, Cougar, Hetan and Mal. Mr PigDog is still speaking to me, I take that as a good sign after meeting internet people Posted Image We had to move on from one pub before my work crew turned up for a Christmas party that I evaded on account of my "very good Canadian friend visiting"! Internet people + work people = NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! Mal forced the most evil of UK "potato chips" on Rodeo and he took it like a man. Tomorrow is going to be quite the occasion.

And apparently Rodeo and Cougar watched me getting my haircut before I met up with them at the pub! Not stalkerish at all!!

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 11 December 2009 - 10:02 PM

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