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2009 Merry Manky Malaz Meetup
Come and See us in Manchester
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#201
Mezla PigDog 
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 01:18 PM
Hardy-har! That's an in-joke everyone. I got trapped in my bathroom one time Cougar was round at my flat and he had to rescue me
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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RodeoRanch
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 05:14 PM
That's a sad story. Next time you tell it weave in a bear or two to spice things up.
Are we going to arm wrestle in Manchester?
Are we going to arm wrestle in Manchester?
#203
Cougar
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 05:21 PM
We can do, but we do it old school: naked whilst working a cotton loom with the other hand and chewing coal, and that's just against Mezla, if you get past her then we'll talk.
I AM A TWAT
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Macros
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 05:29 PM
I could make a selective quoted post, just too easy. stop setting them up like that bubba
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 06:36 PM
Cougar, on 27 November 2009 - 06:03 PM, said:
I reckon Bubba could give it a go for a minute. Anytime Bubs, you ain't getting no younger.
#210
caladanbrood
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:28 PM
Macros, on 27 November 2009 - 12:41 PM, said:
he has massive changes in appearance regularly?
When does the handsome one appear?
When does the handsome one appear?
This is the handsome one. Make of that what you will...
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#211
Macros
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:53 PM
oh gods
run
RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!
run
RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#212
caladanbrood
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 07:38 PM
Suddenly it's all become a bit complicated at work, and I no longer have any idea if I can get the weekend off. I want to hit someone right now, I'm seriously pissed off about the whole debacle 
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#213
stone monkey
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 08:35 PM
Do you want me to pop round and have a word with them? I could offer to withdraw my custom from Waterstones, given the number of books I buy off them each month they're bound to notice...
This post has been edited by stone monkey: 03 December 2009 - 08:36 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#214
Dag
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 08:50 PM
caladanbrood, on 03 December 2009 - 07:38 PM, said:
Suddenly it's all become a bit complicated at work, and I no longer have any idea if I can get the weekend off. I want to hit someone right now, I'm seriously pissed off about the whole debacle
No, that cannot happen!!!
A Malazan meetup without you would be like... dividing by zero! You would doom us all!!! Just provide me with right names and addresses and I shall unleash my poodles... that should sort things out.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 04:09 PM
1 week to go people. If anyone needs a spot on my sofa/floor on Saturday night then let me know.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 07:46 PM
I probably will, it's occurred to me I pretty much have no plans in place beyond "I'm going to Manchester Saturday!" Would that be acceptable? I primise not to steal the cutlery
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caladanbrood
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 10:43 PM
Hide the silver candlesticks!
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 02:13 AM
Thelomen Toblerone, on 04 December 2009 - 07:46 PM, said:
I probably will, it's occurred to me I pretty much have no plans in place beyond "I'm going to Manchester Saturday!" Would that be acceptable? I primise not to steal the cutlery
No probs. Just bring clothes to wear the following day and Mancunian hospitality will sort out the rest....... So that's a fractured skull and only one shoe you will be going home with!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Hetan
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 11:00 AM
Mezla PigDog, on 05 December 2009 - 02:13 AM, said:
Thelomen Toblerone, on 04 December 2009 - 07:46 PM, said:
I probably will, it's occurred to me I pretty much have no plans in place beyond "I'm going to Manchester Saturday!" Would that be acceptable? I primise not to steal the cutlery
No probs. Just bring clothes to wear the following day and Mancunian hospitality will sort out the rest....... So that's a fractured skull, the silver candlesticks, anything else that is lying around just begging to be stolen and only one shoe you will be going home with!
edited for accuracy
I'm also really looking forward to this meet-up, should be a lot of fun
"He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon". (Gothos' Folly)- Gothos
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caladanbrood
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 07:21 PM
Panic averted, weekend is free! It's gonna be hilarious, timing-wise, but I guess I could just not sleep, that'll be fine
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
