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#1 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 10:34 PM

View PostAbyss, on Aug 31 2009, 02:31 PM, said:

It's lonely where you are, isn't it Apt?

Lonely and empty and grey. And sad. Mostly sad.

The sad is getting to you Apt. The bottle isn't helping, neither are the pills.

It just all seems so... pointless to you, doesn't it? All those posts, all those many, many posts... how many hours did you spend making those posts Apt? Hundreds? thousands? It didn't make the sad go away, did it? No, no, it's okay, don't answer. I understand. We ALL understand. The pretty screen can make it all go away for a little bit, can't it? It makes you feel a little better. For a little while.

But then the sad and empty and despair just comes flooding back, so hard no amount of posts can cure it. I know. I know. It's okay. It's not your fault. You just want to feel special. 10,000 posts worth of special.

Y'know what would make you feel even MORE special, Apt, and make all the grey and sad go away? No, not mastubation Apt... that just makes you feel dirty and shamed and horrifies your neighbors... no, you should take some more of those pills. And maybe finish a bottle or two. And then try posting with your tongue. Get your head REALLY close to the keyboard. And make sure you take pics and post them so we all see how very special you really are. go on. We'll wait. It's ok. This will help, really.

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#2 User is offline   Hinter 

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 11:54 PM

This is why the Cat is in the Hall of fame, and the Dane is a cheap cigar...
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 12:01 AM

awwwwww....

I have nothing against Abyss at all...

but I for one completely support Aptorian... I would follow him to hell and back...well at least to the liqueur store and back

but that post still made me laugh my ass off...
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#4 User is offline   Gem Windcaster 

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 12:00 AM

Oh, dear. That is...wow. :)

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:41 AM

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:46 AM

I'm drunk. Blah. 10,000 posts is awesome.

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#7 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 09:02 AM

View PostBent, on 31 August 2009 - 10:34 PM, said:

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(Abyss @ Aug 31 2009, 02:31 PM) blah blah blah



I'm really happy for you Bent, and I'm a let you finish, but my 10,000 post was one of the best posts of all time. Of ALL TIME!

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 06:06 AM

+ rep you missing bastard
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