The Second International Malazan Drinking Contest The thread where we plan and execute the ultimate disaster thread...
#241
Posted 07 September 2009 - 12:04 AM
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#242
Posted 07 September 2009 - 12:22 AM
It was more like:
KM - DRINK.
TB - Done.
Bent - Done.
Pathos - blurgh.
Alt - Alt and Pathos are passed out.
HD - Fuck.
Bent - I quit.
TB - I win!
Bent - It's a tie!
Assorted others: Wait what?
Bent - Come on, just call it a tie!
TB - No! I refuse. Drink again!
blah blah blah
Drunken me comes on here and gets all high and mighty, blah blah blah.
KM - DRINK.
TB - Done.
Bent - Done.
Pathos - blurgh.
Alt - Alt and Pathos are passed out.
HD - Fuck.
Bent - I quit.
TB - I win!
Bent - It's a tie!
Assorted others: Wait what?
Bent - Come on, just call it a tie!
TB - No! I refuse. Drink again!
blah blah blah
Drunken me comes on here and gets all high and mighty, blah blah blah.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#243
Posted 07 September 2009 - 12:43 AM
hahahaha....
nice...
How the hell does TB win? She is female....
Are you 400lbs?
I dont get it.
nice...
How the hell does TB win? She is female....
Are you 400lbs?
I dont get it.
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#244
Posted 07 September 2009 - 12:45 AM
Well, I had children around and couldn't really take part in the competition. Bent was being solicited by his wife the latter half. Tehol just stepped up her game.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#245
Posted 07 September 2009 - 09:25 PM
HoosierDaddy, on 07 September 2009 - 12:22 AM, said:
It was more like:
KM - DRINK.
TB - Done.
Bent - Done.
Pathos - blurgh.
Alt - Alt and Pathos are passed out.
HD - Fuck.
Bent - I quit.
TB - I win!
Bent - It's a tie!
Assorted others: Wait what?
Bent - Come on, just call it a tie!
TB - No! I refuse. Drink again!
blah blah blah
Drunken me comes on here and gets all high and mighty, blah blah blah.
KM - DRINK.
TB - Done.
Bent - Done.
Pathos - blurgh.
Alt - Alt and Pathos are passed out.
HD - Fuck.
Bent - I quit.
TB - I win!
Bent - It's a tie!
Assorted others: Wait what?
Bent - Come on, just call it a tie!
TB - No! I refuse. Drink again!
blah blah blah
Drunken me comes on here and gets all high and mighty, blah blah blah.
My typing is better than my talking when i'm drunk so imagine blurgh slurred worse

Sarting times were a handicap for some seeing as The Aus vs SA rugby game started at 12 in the afternoon for the SAffers... friends back from the UK party started then and then there was a bit of a party at res...
Was also probably a little stupid to finish the drink i was going to drink and have to substitute it with brandy.... that said was a super fun time!!!!
count me in for the next one... which i think should be in the antarctic and every1 has to fly there in order to have a decent starting time for all.
And with tequilla for me next time... it tastes like a meadow
Also KM thanks for being time keeper.
This post has been edited by Pathos: 07 September 2009 - 09:26 PM
You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire
#246
Posted 07 September 2009 - 11:29 PM
Zanth13, on 07 September 2009 - 12:43 AM, said:
hahahaha....
nice...
How the hell does TB win? She is female....
Are you 400lbs?
I dont get it.
nice...
How the hell does TB win? She is female....
Are you 400lbs?
I dont get it.
No I am definitely not 400 pounds zanth, I'm not even close to half of that. The fact that someone is smaller or female, does not mean they can't hold their liquor.
In any case, I am going to relinquish my titles, as I've decided not to take part in any furture drinking contests. I really didn't like the atmosphere of this last one, and I'm not really fond of being constantly picked on because I'm a female. I will leave the drinking contests to the boys of the board. I try to be nice to everyone and this was supposed to be something fun, I feel like the spirit of that was lost a little. Best of luck for whoever goes up for the Malaz drinking title in the next one.
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
#247
Posted 07 September 2009 - 11:31 PM
Nice work TB!
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#248
Posted 09 September 2009 - 03:33 PM
awwwww...
i was teasing TB... I have known more than one girl who can keep up and or beat me in the drinking department... and they where much smaller than me... (im 6ft 210-215)
Dont quit...
and besides you can relinquish your titles... they are like herpes...always there even if you cant see them...
and if you do decided not to participate, then ill just assume its because you want to give another person a run at the belt...
I for one Welcome TeholBeddict, Our Beautiful Alcohol fueled female woop ass machine overlord.
i was teasing TB... I have known more than one girl who can keep up and or beat me in the drinking department... and they where much smaller than me... (im 6ft 210-215)
Dont quit...
and besides you can relinquish your titles... they are like herpes...always there even if you cant see them...
and if you do decided not to participate, then ill just assume its because you want to give another person a run at the belt...
I for one Welcome TeholBeddict, Our Beautiful Alcohol fueled female woop ass machine overlord.
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#249
Posted 31 October 2009 - 07:33 AM
Hall of Fame Worthy.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#250
Posted 31 October 2009 - 03:21 PM
Wow, two hall of fame worthy posts in a row. Are you praising my drinking skills in your drunkeness? I'll take it! I highly doubt that is the type of thing people had in mind for the hall of fame though! lol
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-