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The Second International Malazan Drinking Contest The thread where we plan and execute the ultimate disaster thread...

#221 Tremolo

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 07:03 AM

No more drinking untill you have made up. Now go to your room!

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#222 MTS

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 10:25 AM

So me not remembering most of this is maybe a good thing...? The hell happened?

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#223 alt146

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 10:26 AM

Was this after we had left?

I would just like to say we had fun until we got horribly drunk and called it a night. Thanks to the people that were around at that point, I'm sorry to hear things went sour later.

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#224 MTS

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 10:28 AM

I dunno...maybe. I think pathos was still hanging around when I left.

This makes me wonder who got so worked up. Everyone there were nice blokes. I hope it wasn't me. My memories are very hazy...

If I did anything, sorry.

On the plus side, I found my car. It was 50m down the street. I'm an idiot

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 06 September 2009 - 10:31 AM

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#225 pathos

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 11:40 AM

Ja sorry guys... i think i said some things as a joke that people took the wrong way.... i really was just joking about people cheating... my bad. was Super Drunk

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#226 Macros

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 03:00 PM

i missed it.
was absolutely
i mean absolutely smashed
lost my phone in the hotel
how is that possible?

i await the transcript

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#227 Bent

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 03:08 PM

IF THAT WAS DIRECTED AT ME, FUCK OFF, I WAS SMASHED, NO IDEA WHAT WAS SAID MOST OF THE TIME, AND AS FOR THE WINNER TB WON, FAIR AND SQUARE.

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#228 Macros

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 03:19 PM

tehol won again?

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#229 MTS

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 03:37 PM

did anyone save the transcript?

Bent, you were too busy sexing your wife to offend anyone.

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 06 September 2009 - 03:39 PM

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#230 Bent

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 04:00 PM

good, cause id hate to piss everyone off, also, i am still drunk...maccy, i begged and pleaded for a draw....but tb refused....also, how many shots was it....2.45 hours and how many shots?

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#231 teholbeddict

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 05:47 PM

It was directed at Bent, who said I won and then withdrew that statement about three or four times and was acting up. As a consquence I ended up drinking way more shots than were necessary because he kept wanting to go back to a tie and I kept saying no we drink until someone wins. He refused to listen when people said the contest was over. He also called me some colourful names, but I shot a few of my own back his way. In future if you guys are going to do this, when you say you are out, you're out. In any case Bent was drunk so I will forgive it not a big deal, and I am not perfect either. Now if you'll excuse me I am off to grab some more water and advil.

@ Pathos, it's all good I'm not mad at you at all.

And yes maccy I won again.

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#232 alt146

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 05:52 PM

Good luck with the Advils. I'm still a bit hung over and I was one of the first poeple out. Drinking the amount you normally drink over a whole evening in less than two hours isn't all that clever. Fun though.

Did anyone actually keep a transcript?

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#233 Giles

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 06:06 PM

Well i enjoyed it while i was there, was not as fun waking up at 8 O'clock today to see relatives http://forum.malazan...tyle_emoticons/Malazan/tongue.gif
congratulations to tehol for winning

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#234 Bent

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 07:12 PM

well my bad then, i dont remember calling you names...of course i dont remember anything that happened after the wife interupted, but apparently i kept stopping to drink more and she got pissed. anyway, no fear about this happening again, this was my last drunken session . I am stopping that and all tobacco products as of this morning.

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#235 Aptorian

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 07:20 PM

Oh the drama! Looks like I missed one hell of a party. Too bad people can't have make-up sex.

Maybe we should set up a Malazan Cyber chatroom...

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 06 September 2009 - 07:22 PM

#236 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 07:32 PM

Sounds like good gossip! What did Bent say? Having these things out in front of everyone helps heal the wounds, honest.

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#237 Slum

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 08:03 PM

Oh, there was drama and now gossip? I hope I was in no way involved...my memory of last night is not so great...from now on I am sticking to beer.

#238 Cold Iron

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 10:22 PM

Sorry I missed it ppl, I hope at least someone from Australia showed up so the whole time zone thing didn't completely fuck everyone up.

#239 Zanth13

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 11:33 PM

Damn it i didnt want to miss this...

I got knocked out of the loop with the forum heart attack... i couldnt log into the temp forum... and i had a chick friend visiting me on leave from Germany...

so i had my hands full...

sorry i missed it and you got lucky TB... there is not a chance in hell you would ever beat me in a drinking contest...

i was born for such things...but you have 2 belts right now... so i wont knock yah lol... just know that when i do participate, im gonna win...

word...

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#240 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 11:35 PM

It'll be hard to put together an actual competition that is fair due to timezones. The Australians were drinking before noon, the S. Africans and Euro's after midnight, and N. Americans at 7. Just random start times except for N. America, and I don't like to start drinking that early and I'm sure others don't either.

Also, I hate children.

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