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#21 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 02:08 PM

View PostMorgoth, on Aug 10 2009, 11:48 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on Aug 10 2009, 01:25 PM, said:

A - Nominate someone to drink.
2 - drink 2 fingers
3 - Opposites drink (boy gets it, girls drink/ split the table in half)
4 - A ship came into the harbour
5 - Make a rule
6 - I've never
7 - Waterfall
8 - Thumb card
9 - Bust a rhyme (keep it fresh)
10 - Drinking buddy
J - Question master
Q - Disasociation
K - Roulette ( at the start theres 4 cups with shots of vodka an shots of water (at least 1 water)


We have something very similar that we call Tangera.

A - Black; drink 1, Red; make someone else drink 1
2 - B drink 2, R give 2
3 - B drink 3, R give 3
4 - B drink 4, R give 4
5 - B drink 5, R drink 5
6 - Category (I say Whisky, the second player says Bushmils, then everyone else have to say a brand of irish whisky until someone hesitates too long and must drink)
7 -the seven game (the person who draws the card says 1, the next 2, then 3 and so on. Every time a number that can be divided by 7, or has 7 in it is reached, instead of saying that number you clap and the whole thing turns. To explain, say it reaches me on 7. Instead of saying 7 I clap my hands, and the guy who said six now has to say 8)
8 - Toilet card. If you leave the table without giving up an 8, you have to empty a beer in one go when you get back.
9 - Solidarity (you drink whatever amount the person to the left of you drinks until another 9 is drawn)
10 - Social (everyone stands up and take a shot)
J - New rule
Q - The last to place his thump on the table takes a shot
K - At the centre of the table is placed a fairly large glass. If you draw a king you fill 1/3 of the glass with whatever you're drinking. The 4th to draw a king drinks the glass.

That's what I meant by Kings - the large cup is called the 'King's Cup". Except, instead of Social we have Waterfall - the person who gets the card starts drinking, and he must finish his drink. Everyone else has to start at the same time, yet cannot finish drinking until the person on their left finishes (the first one being the cardholder).

Also, you rugby players are weird.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 02:09 PM

We call that Circle of Death here in good ole Illinois.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:17 PM

The Sharpe drinking game is the best. Because it involves watching Sharpe at the same time :lol:
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:39 PM

Aye, that one is called Kings in Indiana. Add 3 decks and make jokers a shot for all to make it Ultimate Kings Challenge.

Once played Cash in the Attic drinking game. Anybody know the show? Lol. I haven't watched it in a while, but I was drunk in an hour.

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Most of the others have been stated.
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  Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:48 PM

Quarters is a fun game, take a stack of them and bid drinks on the next side up, either heads or tails.

One drink, two drinks, five drinks is a glass.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:50 PM

Actually, my funnest drinking game is this: Oh, look a bottle of vodka. Let's see how many shots I can do!
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 02:24 AM

the game with each card having an assigned drinking task is pretty universal and the different assignations you can have are literally endless.

where i come from we call it fuck you.

another one is called mushroom.

get a glass and a deck of cards, fill the glass with booze. first person to go puts a card on top of the glass, from then on in everybody has to place their card with one corner hanging off of the pile. the cards pile up and eventually they start to slip off. if its your card that causes the avalanche you gotta chug the drink.

theres another one called fingers, where you fill a glass with booze from everyone around the tables drinks, then the players put two fingers on the rim of the glass. when its your turn you count 1-2-3 and then shout out a number, any number, so long as it is not greater than the number of fingers on the rim of the glass. just before you announce your number everyone, including yourself, removes either one, two, or no fingers from the rim. if the number you guessed is the same as the number of fingers left on the glass, you get to remove on finger. the process repeats. if you guess correctly again you get to remove your second finger and are thus saved the ordeal of chugging a glass of assorted beers, cocktails and wine spritzers. now some may say that this game is stupid cuz only one person gets to drink, but the point is to use two fingers on the same hand so that you can drink your own drink with the other.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 03:18 AM

Quarters is a classic.

I'm surprised there's been so few games mentioned that involve violence. Surely someone else has played "punch in the face and whoever bleeds most has to pay."

I hate that game.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 03:26 AM

we played a drinking game wherein us guys lined up and then took turns tossing an american football up the slope of a huge ass house next to mine. the guy next to you then had to run up to the fence and try to grab the ball as it fell from the roof. plenty of planks and boards pilled up against the fence plus the fact that you're usually running with your eyes on the ball not your footing provides for some truly spectacular spills, i even put my foot through the fence.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:04 AM

View Postmasan's saddle, on Aug 10 2009, 06:19 AM, said:

Another grim rugby game to add to Cougar's is " The Game Of The Golden Goose"

Essentially the 2 biggest dickheads/birthday boys/ one from each team etc, strip off naked whilst everyone else sets up 2 identical assault courses made out of tables, chairs, bags whatever. The price of a hefty beverage is worked out in multiple coin denominations and placed on each contestant's "start" table. The clubhouse trophy cabinet is then raided for 2 suitably sized cups to be placed at the end of each assault course.

For each coin on the table, an equivalent pint is placed next to it. The aim of the game is for each participant to place one coin at a time in their arsecrack, complete the assault course without it falling out and then drop it into the metal cup/ trophy at the end of the course. This done they then race to the beginning, neck a pint and do it again until all the coins are in the cup and all the beers have been skulled ( 3-4 coins/pints is the norm, above 5 is approaching Godhood). Each contestant then goes to the bar with their stinky coinage to purchase the "Winner's Brew" which is invariably a concoction of evil, where the first to finish is declared the winner ( and usually exempted from any pisstaking for the rest of the night).

Various tag / relay versions are available. :p

Obviously you can only play this game on a tour, in your clubhouse or in some cases if you have a particularly understanding landlord at the local. It's not so much a drinking game as a complete night's entertainment of viking proportions. Only other rule is that there must be complete silence when the competitors squat over the cup. The " pfutt ding" noise of an arse launched coin hitting a metal cup,combined with a studious almost pensive look upon the competitor's face, is to this day one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Although i'm obviously easily entertained ! :lol:


So, what you're saying is you have to be gay to play rugby? I don't remember so much homoeroticism from when I played rugby, but I only played for one season, maybe the gayness doesn't really get going until your second year.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:04 AM

Star Trek Drinking Game

I invented a drinking game to play with the Drinky Crow Show, but upon testing it we were done after the first (12 minute) episode....

All of these games sound quite familiar. I was introduced to a version of beer pong called fortress. It's like beer pong, except on top of your bottom triangle of ten cups, you put another triangle of 6, and another of 3 and one more on top. Must play teams.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 06:51 AM

playin arogance with mixed beverages is just goin to result in a vomiting match, that does not appeal to me in the slightest. We like to get drunk and act the lig over here, not spew our guts out :lol:
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:13 AM

Pah, drinking games are for big girls who need help with their drinking.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:11 AM

Gayness and homoeroticism are not the same thing Ray

View PostMezla PigDog, on Aug 11 2009, 09:13 AM, said:

Pah, drinking games are for big girls who need help with their drinking.


Which of course doesn't apply to you as you're more than capable of getting yourself uncontrollably drunk without any help.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:21 AM

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:56 AM

View PostCougar, on Aug 11 2009, 11:11 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on Aug 11 2009, 09:13 AM, said:

Pah, drinking games are for big girls who need help with their drinking.


Which of course doesn't apply to you as you're more than capable of getting yourself uncontrollably drunk without any help.


I'm sure the plebs are grateful for the explanation of the joke!
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 02:26 PM

Beer Fortress sounds intense, but how do you keep the glasses from falling down and spilling your beer?!

Another good one is Jenga with drinking. Get a Jenga set and write a rule on the largest side of every piece, like Kings, and when you remove a brick the rule takes effect - sometimes its just for the person, sometimes its for everyone, sometimes its for everyone but the person who removed it. Have some shots or something ready and the person who knocks over the tower has to drink them immediately after.

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 02:31 PM

I remember playing shot chess once, with Jager. I suck at chess. I don't remember that game.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:59 PM

View PostD'rek, on Aug 10 2009, 10:58 AM, said:

Or there's the LotR game, drink everytime someone says "ring". With any movie I find the best is to just split the crowd into 2 teams and each team comes up with a list of words that the *other* team has to drink when the word is said. Depending on the movie you sometimes need up to 4 words or so (beyond that no one remembers 'em all anyway and you need a more thematic movie!)


Trying playing this game while watching "The Big Lebowski" and drink every time the word "fuck" is said.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:07 PM

View PostCougar, on Aug 11 2009, 03:11 AM, said:

Gayness and homoeroticism are not the same thing Ray



I don't know, I think once you're actually stripping down and putting things in your ass it crosses the line from homoerotic to gay.

Not judging, just saying.
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