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#101 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:00 PM

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 01:59 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:57 PM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:49 PM, said:

View PostSixty, on Aug 3 2009, 12:29 PM, said:

Just woke up, so I'm going to shower, ear, then start the game asap...

I'm guessing in an hour or so.


over 20 minutes for showering and eating breakfast?

You fail at being a guy.


From my general impressions he failed as soon as he said "shower"...


No, you know boys.

Men shower regularly. Or go swimming. Whichever.


Or hose themselves down with Axe body spray...same thing really, just without the trouble of drying off.


Oh god not that awful, awful shite :D...

This post has been edited by D'rek: 03 August 2009 - 06:02 PM

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#102 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:00 PM

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 12:59 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:57 PM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:49 PM, said:

View PostSixty, on Aug 3 2009, 12:29 PM, said:

Just woke up, so I'm going to shower, ear, then start the game asap...

I'm guessing in an hour or so.


over 20 minutes for showering and eating breakfast?

You fail at being a guy.


From my general impressions he failed as soon as he said "shower"...


No, you know boys.

Men shower regularly. Or go swimming. Whichever.


Or hose themselves down with Axe body spray...same thing really, just without the trouble of drying off.


Sure, if you want to smell like a flower. Metro!
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#103 User is offline   Sixty 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:05 PM

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:49 PM, said:

View PostSixty, on Aug 3 2009, 12:29 PM, said:

Just woke up, so I'm going to shower, ear, then start the game asap...

I'm guessing in an hour or so.


over 20 minutes for showering and eating breakfast?

You fail at being a guy.

Actually, it was more along the lines of...

5-10 minutes to shower.
2 minutes to put in my contacts/get dressed (I'm half blind without contacts, so that explains my typo earlier :D)
5 minutes to take a dump (big one D:)
2-3 minutes to make my breakfast/lunch (i.e. a sandwich)

and now I'm setting up the game.

Some people are so demanding...
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#104 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:07 PM

36 minutes later you give us an explantaion that lasts for 20 minutes, tops.

Where are the missing 14 minutes? YOU SHOT JFK!
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#105 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:11 PM

Aww hell if I know...I'm good at wasting time like that.
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#106 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:12 PM

Stop posting until the game is setup.

Jeez!
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#107 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:14 PM

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 02:00 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 01:59 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:57 PM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:49 PM, said:

View PostSixty, on Aug 3 2009, 12:29 PM, said:

Just woke up, so I'm going to shower, ear, then start the game asap...

I'm guessing in an hour or so.


over 20 minutes for showering and eating breakfast?

You fail at being a guy.


From my general impressions he failed as soon as he said "shower"...


No, you know boys.

Men shower regularly. Or go swimming. Whichever.


Or hose themselves down with Axe body spray...same thing really, just without the trouble of drying off.


Oh god not that awful, awful shite :D...



View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 02:00 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 12:59 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:57 PM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 01:49 PM, said:

View PostSixty, on Aug 3 2009, 12:29 PM, said:

Just woke up, so I'm going to shower, ear, then start the game asap...

I'm guessing in an hour or so.


over 20 minutes for showering and eating breakfast?

You fail at being a guy.


From my general impressions he failed as soon as he said "shower"...


No, you know boys.

Men shower regularly. Or go swimming. Whichever.


Or hose themselves down with Axe body spray...same thing really, just without the trouble of drying off.


Sure, if you want to smell like a flower. Metro!



I didn't say I used the stuff, just that it was an alternative to shower or swimming.

I use Old Spice shower gel with a foo-foo thing ( you know a loufra...sponge thing...you know, the kind my wife uses only to feel more manly mines blue...)
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#108 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:16 PM

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 02:14 PM, said:

I didn't say I used the stuff, just that it was an alternative to shower or swimming.

I use Old Spice shower gel with a foo-foo thing ( you know a loufra...sponge thing...you know, the kind my wife uses only to feel more manly mines blue...)


We didn't say you used it either, just that it was terrible. I know someone who went as a loufa for halloween once... that was odd.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#109 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:16 PM

I use a bar of Irish Spring soap.

And Shampoo.

And then deoderant/anti persperant after the shower.

LOUFA USER! :D

How is D'rek beating me every time? I call Shennanigans!

This post has been edited by Obdigore: 03 August 2009 - 06:16 PM

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#110 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:17 PM

He's posting in SH!!!

Also there is nothing wrong with using a loufa! It is worth it just to be able to say 'loufa' all the time, which is an awesome sounding word.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#111 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:18 PM

Go heal someone with a catapult!

Perhaps you can smear healing cream on a loufa and launch it at them?
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#112 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:21 PM

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 02:16 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 02:14 PM, said:

I didn't say I used the stuff, just that it was an alternative to shower or swimming.

I use Old Spice shower gel with a foo-foo thing ( you know a loufra...sponge thing...you know, the kind my wife uses only to feel more manly mines blue...)


We didn't say you used it either, just that it was terrible. I know someone who went as a loufa for halloween once... that was odd.


Obi called me Metro. But he uses Irish Spring which strangely makes me think of him and Dibs in the shower, dibs applying soap to obi...uggg.
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#113 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:23 PM

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 02:21 PM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 02:16 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 02:14 PM, said:

I didn't say I used the stuff, just that it was an alternative to shower or swimming.

I use Old Spice shower gel with a foo-foo thing ( you know a loufra...sponge thing...you know, the kind my wife uses only to feel more manly mines blue...)


We didn't say you used it either, just that it was terrible. I know someone who went as a loufa for halloween once... that was odd.


Obi called me Metro. But he uses Irish Spring which strangely makes me think of him and Dibs in the shower, dibs applying soap to obi...uggg.


Kinky

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#114 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:26 PM

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 01:21 PM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 02:16 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Aug 3 2009, 02:14 PM, said:

I didn't say I used the stuff, just that it was an alternative to shower or swimming.

I use Old Spice shower gel with a foo-foo thing ( you know a loufra...sponge thing...you know, the kind my wife uses only to feel more manly mines blue...)


We didn't say you used it either, just that it was terrible. I know someone who went as a loufa for halloween once... that was odd.


Obi called me Metro. But he uses Irish Spring which strangely makes me think of him and Dibs in the shower, dibs applying soap to obi...uggg.


I do have an Irish Boy lather me up. He also shaves my face, chest, and back daily.

If he goes near any other part, he looses a finger.

Also, HE DELETED ALL OUR POSTS IN THE PLAY THREAD I AM SAD NOW.
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#115 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:27 PM

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 02:26 PM, said:

Also, HE DELETED ALL OUR POSTS IN THE PLAY THREAD I AM SAD NOW.


Yes he did! What a bum! He should've just closed the thread if he didn't want us posting in it!

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#116 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:28 PM

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 02:26 PM, said:

Also, HE DELETED ALL OUR POSTS IN THE PLAY THREAD I AM SAD NOW.


Yes he did! What a bum! He should've just closed the thread if he didn't want us posting in it!


We win.

I say we lynch path-shaper when the game starts!

VIVA REVOLUTION!
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#117 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:31 PM

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 02:28 PM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Aug 3 2009, 01:27 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 3 2009, 02:26 PM, said:

Also, HE DELETED ALL OUR POSTS IN THE PLAY THREAD I AM SAD NOW.


Yes he did! What a bum! He should've just closed the thread if he didn't want us posting in it!


We win.

I say we lynch path-shaper when the game starts!

VIVA REVOLUTION!


Let's boycott his stupid official thread and play in here instead!!!

Vote Bent

for no longer partaking in our shenanigans

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#118 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:32 PM

Vote D'rekBENT

For hoping DIBS lathers me up in a shower.
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#119 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:34 PM

Vote Bent for using a loufa!
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