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Malazan Fantasy Football League 2009/2010

#1 User is offline   Flawed 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:32 AM

Its Back!

4th year.

There will be some veterans out there ( Dancer, Brood Mezla ) all rubbing their hands in anticipation of the coming battle.

There will be others rolling their eyes because they think football is generally sh!t.

There will be others thinking " I thought it was called Soccer? "

and finally there will be others thinking….. " Blimey that blokes handsome ".

And so………

The code:

135297-37040

The Link:

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

To all newbie's, it is free to join. You have until 15th of Aug 2009 11:29am to register your team and join in the generalised banter that usually see's all of us ending up blaming Brood.

All are welcome. Any questions just ask.

And for Bdgan's sake................ You will have to register with the site to create an account. Then register with the league.... Ahem

Good luck.

This post has been edited by Flawed: 14 July 2009 - 03:59 PM

"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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#2 User is offline   dktorode 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:05 AM

Suppose i have to defend my title :killingme:
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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#3 User is offline   Use Of Weapons 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:53 AM

Yay! Had an abysmal showing last season, but started to pull it together towards the end. Hopefully will do better this time round!
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#4 User is offline   Flawed 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:55 AM

 dktorode, on Jul 13 2009, 11:05 AM, said:

Suppose i have to defend my title :killingme:


:D
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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#5 User is offline   Binder of Demons 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:12 AM

I'll be in as well. Had a pretty good showing last year. Hovered around 5th spot almost the entire season. Well happy with that for a first attempt. I was very impressed by the performances of the top few though. I was never even close to them.

What are all those christiano ronaldo fans going to do now that their hero is gone. All those points.

And I can't make up my mind whether Everton players are worth a gamble either because of their repeated, one good season, one sh!t season, etc.

I guess it'll have to be another last minute selection the day before the season kicks off.

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They'll drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!
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#6 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:26 PM

I thought it was called soccer?
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#7 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:29 PM

Oh dear. In their own thread you should probably refer to it as football, SB. Outside of it we can call it soccer.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:36 PM

I have a question...how do you get in? :question: ...don't laugh, I can't get in...
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:39 PM

I think you have to sign up to the site, Bwmnom. I was in last year and had to give an e-mail address and create a handle to make my team.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#10 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:58 PM

Oh...well why didn't he say so...the code thing makes it very confusing. :p In spite of appearances I am generally quite intelligent :question:

I have done it...I am a genius...are you supposed to chose players by how pretty their kits are? :question:
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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#11 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 07:35 PM

I think I've been added automatically - someone check to see if I've gone mental, but Im already in, right?

Never even had to enter the code or search for the league, qualitat.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 04:02 PM

 Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 13 2009, 08:35 PM, said:

I think I've been added automatically - someone check to see if I've gone mental, but Im already in, right?

Never even had to enter the code or search for the league, qualitat.


I think your in there chap:

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The Ascended 11 Fla Wed
the violent quiche rory mccarthy
The Whipping Boys Dane Kevin
Kharadmon's Knives Rob Kerr
bwgan's boys Peter Perfect
Toby's Brood Beaters Greg Moore

6 already. i am pleased. Now can we beat the 35 entries last year.
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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#13 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:46 PM

Brood better join, or my name's gonna look stupid.

Even more stupid than it did in the final standing last year...

This year, REVENGE!
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:26 PM

In once more! And looking to improve on my 3rd place finish from last year (I think I was 3rd, right?)


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Posted 19 July 2009 - 03:22 AM

I might join, haven't decided yet but for insider information and general great shit about football check out www.jogabonitomundo.com garuntee you will win this thing if you do. That is why I haven't joined yet, I think it would be unfair ^^

Alright alright I have stooped pretty low, shameless advertising of my site. But seriously I might have to play this year and kick all your asses!
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 09:50 AM

I expect to spectacularly Crash and Burn on this one but I'm in............

I have chosen a tasteful strip though............ ;)


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View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 07:21 PM

in again.

the mighty Partisan Belgravy will climb the heights this year, i swear.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 08:02 PM

Pipped at the post last year, this time I shall be champion!!!
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 06:41 PM

My good fellows......................and Brood.

We now have 15 Teams already. The league this year will be epic.

Where the hell is Dancer!!!?
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:37 AM

I'll be entering, hoping to maintin my respectable bottom of table position.
I consider it a win becuase I'm the only participant that follows PL rules, ie - transfers are only allowed when the official windows are open, not every damned week like you bunch of cheats do!
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