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Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers You can't make this stuff up...

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 05:30 PM

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?W...p;in_page_id=34

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The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes.

Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed.

The women who spiked the twins' drinks are thought to be members of an organised crime gang who pose as prostitutes to attract victims.

They normally just knock out their victims but the dose proved too much for Alberto – aka 'La Parkita' (Little Death) and Alejandro – aka 'Espectrito II'.

The 36-year-olds were veteran stars of the 'Lucha Mini' world of midget wrestling.

They began their fighting careers 17 years ago in a tag team called the Small Devils and sometimes crossed over into American WWF/WWE wrestling.

Skeleton-masked La Parkita fought at the WWF Royal Rumble showpiece events in 1997 and 1998 in a tag team alongside Lucha Mini legend and Hollywood actor Mascarita Sagrada.

At the 1997 Royal Rumble, he faced – and beat – a tag team featuring his brother, who was fighting under the name Mini Mankind.

Alejandro also fought at WWE events using the alias 'Tarantula'. But it seems their wrestling careers were the last thing on their minds on Sunday night.

The luchadors picked up the two women after filming a TV fight show and took them to a hotel, according to police in Mexico City.

But while preparing for their 'bouts' they appear to have had their alcoholic drinks spiked before being robbed.

The pair were found by cleaners at the hotel on Monday. Tests suggested they had not had sex with the women.

It is thought their size made them more vulnerable to the drugs the women put in their drinks.

Police suspect a gang known as The Leak or The Drops was involved in the incident and said 20 people were arrested for similar crimes last year.

Yesterday, there were conflicting reports as to whether the 'prostitutes' had been ­arrested.

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 05:35 PM

It's an awful tragedy. I have the headline cut out of a newspaper and stuck on my fridge. "2 Midget Wrestlers Killed By Hookers."

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 05:41 PM

I had really thought this was a joke, but....wow.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 06:44 PM

Am i the only one who sees the humour in the fact one of them called himself 'Little Death'...

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 06:55 PM

View PostAbyss, on Jul 8 2009, 02:44 PM, said:

Am i the only one who sees the humour in the fact one of them called himself 'Little Death'...

- Abyss, ...waits for it.... waits... for it...


yeah yeah, prostitutes and orgasms, that's kinda funny.

Anyway I don't feel bad about laughing at this, it's just so ludicrous!

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 06:57 PM

Tiny fake wrestlers killed by normal fake prostitutes?

Can this perhaps be some lesson about the world in microcosm?
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 06:58 PM

Some of the comments are funny:

Jimbob, on landan, said:

This article went over my head

Jonesy, on London, said:

Ultimately in life, these guys came up short...

Aaron, on Hong Kong, said:

First swine flu, now this. Can Mexico realistically recover from this double whammy? I think not.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 07:08 PM

Wasn't this news from last week?

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View PostAbyss, on Jul 8 2009, 02:44 PM, said:

Am i the only one who sees the humour in the fact one of them called himself 'Little Death'...

- Abyss, ...waits for it.... waits... for it...


yeah yeah, prostitutes and orgasms, that's kinda funny.

Anyway I don't feel bad about laughing at this, it's just so ludicrous!



actually, he may be referring to the fact that the old French saying of 'le petit mort' (the little death, fact fans!) as a
euphemism for an orgasm.

and bearing that in mind, i'm off to the Did ya thread......
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:17 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on Jul 8 2009, 03:08 PM, said:

Wasn't this news from last week?

View PostD'rek, on Jul 8 2009, 07:55 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on Jul 8 2009, 02:44 PM, said:

Am i the only one who sees the humour in the fact one of them called himself 'Little Death'...

- Abyss, ...waits for it.... waits... for it...


yeah yeah, prostitutes and orgasms, that's kinda funny.

Anyway I don't feel bad about laughing at this, it's just so ludicrous!



actually, he may be referring to the fact that the old French saying of 'le petit mort' (the little death, fact fans!) as a
euphemism for an orgasm.

and bearing that in mind, i'm off to the Did ya thread......


...that's what I said

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:27 PM

let this be a lesson............use only 100% real prostitutes

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:52 AM

Only in...Mexico?

Well, I'm sure that somebody....somewhere....will miss them...maybe.

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:35 AM

The hunt continues for "THE FAT ONE"!

http://news.bbc.co.u...cas/8162991.stm

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Mexican midget wrestlers arrest

A woman has been arrested in Mexico over the deaths of two midget wrestlers - twin brothers - discovered in a hotel room last month.

Prosecutors allege she was one of two women who spiked the wrestlers' drinks with eye-drops as part of a robbery.

The 65-year-old woman denies the charges. The police said they were searching for her alleged accomplice, known as "The Fat One".

The wrestlers were part of the popular Lucha Mini wrestling circuit.

The brothers, Alejandro and Alberto Perez Jimenez, 35, fought under the names El Espectrito II ("The Little Ghost") and La Parkita ("Little Death"). Many professional Mexican wrestlers wear masks as part of their adopted characters.

'Big dose'

Prosecutors say the suspect met the two wrestlers in the centre of Mexico City and agreed to go back with them to their hotel room.

There, it is alleged, she and her friend put eye-drops into the brothers' alcoholic drinks.

Surveillance cameras showed the two women leaving the hotel. The suspect held by police was allegedly traced through calls made on one of the wrestlers' mobile phones.

The prosecutors say female gangs have been drugging men to rob them. The suspect and her accomplice, they allege, failed to take into account the wrestlers' small stature, and gave them too big a dose.

She admits meeting the wrestlers but denies drugging or killing them, telling prosecutors she stayed in their hotel room for just 20 minutes.

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 08:17 AM

65 years old??? Me thinks that this could more likely have been cases of suicide rather than murder. How are you gonna explain to your firends why you slept with a 65 years old prostitute?
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