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Robo Geisha The Japanese are insane

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 11:41 AM

This is the craziest trailer I have ever seen:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Wo-gGes6qig

Warning there is excessive violence and lots of blood spurting in this film.

My favorite part is where the giant robot is punching houses and blood comes out of the buildings in fountains...
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 11:51 AM

Looks like google and youtube....broke.


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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:18 PM

It's still working, try googling robo geisha if South Africa for some reason is blocking Youtube.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:23 PM

no dude my internet is fucked....its obviously a ISP issue.
Some sites work...this one for instance...other's not.

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:27 PM

OH FUCKING LOL....this is insane

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:28 PM

My favorite is the guitar playing geisha, thats legs turn into a tank....hahahaha
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 01:41 PM

Japan.

Fucking Japan.

Why does this movie exist? Because Japan.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 04:39 AM

Anyone seen Tokyo Gore Police? Seems like something along the same lines. Waaaaaaay over the top, like this movie times 100 in terms of random violence and weirdness.

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 05:08 AM

I like the remixed Starcraft music....

also, this looks like a sequel to something.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 06:50 AM

It's made by the people from Tokyo Gore Police. I think it actually says something in the trailer in the lines of being a sequel.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 07:13 AM

View PostAptorian, on Jul 7 2009, 08:50 AM, said:

It's made by the people from Tokyo Gore Police. I think it actually says something in the trailer in the lines of being a sequel.



I pretty sure you are getting slightly mixed up a there Apt :wallbash: (and i dont blame ya)

Noboru Iguchi wrote and directed this ROBO GEISHA and i believe its a "semi" sequel to his last movie called MACHINE GIRL.

Were as Yoshihiro Nishimura directed TOKYO GORE POLICE, and he is acting, doing special effects AND make up on ROBO GEISHA aswell.
I believe he did all this (except direct) for MACHINE GIRL too.

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 07:47 AM

Oh, you're right, it was machine girl I was thinking off... allthough I sure there was also some talk of Tokyo Gore Police in the thread I found it in.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 08:00 AM

like i said....the director of TOKYO GORE POLICE did the make up, Effects and acts in ROBO GEISHA...he did all this in MACHINE GIRL aswell....so there would no doubt be GORE POICE discussion :wallbash:
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 08:02 AM

TGP and MG came out around the same time and were compared quite allot.
When one was discussed the other always popped up into the convo...
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 08:20 AM

I'm still most likely never going to watch Tokyo Gore Police, Machine Girl or RObo Gaisha. I think I would have nightmares.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 08:42 AM

Haha...yea TGP is particularly more disturbing than most as decapitated body parts grow into grotesque weapons.


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Posted 07 July 2009 - 09:33 AM

I would have said it was a joke or a hoax, if it were any other country than Japan. Because they might actually go make it

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 09:54 AM

"might actually go make it"?


its been made
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 02:39 PM

did two squirt milk out of there tits and kill someone with it??

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 03:07 PM

Japan, you weird bizarre country.

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