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#41 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:20 AM

HD said:

Just get it over with tonight.

Indeed. You'll sleep better. Drink some water when you're done puking.

edited to add quote for cross-post - I'm not used to busy-ish forum any more!

This post has been edited by Terez: 03 July 2009 - 12:21 AM

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, Iím not talking about Donald Trump. Iím talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:35 AM

I fell asleep! I vetter go ow adn see whta ind of awfullness hapesn tomroow :p
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:36 AM

Whatever you do don't go get ready to take a shower, turn it on, and then pass out on the couch.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:38 AM

Puke in the shower!
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:43 AM

That is a fantastic idea!
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:23 AM

I'm finding that this thread has an almost zen like perfection to it.

Like a self fullfilling prophecy.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:32 AM

View PostCougar, on Jul 3 2009, 08:23 AM, said:

I'm finding that this thread has an almost zen like perfection to it.

Like a self fullfilling prophecy.


and so many siggables.......................

 Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:34 AM

Oh my head hurts. Everyone be quiet.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 07:36 AM

<banging drum> Morning Mez

 Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 08:32 AM

SO HEY MEZ DID YOU ENJOY YOURSELF LAST NIGHT
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 08:50 AM

The drugs are working, breakfast stayed down and I am partially rehydrating. It was touch and go for a while but I think I'm going to live. Peroni, red wine and tequila. They don't mix.

I had a huge rant at a morbidly obese person about how fat my ankles are last night and got my legs up on the table to prove it :p
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 09:00 AM

Illy was saying your ankles were getting fat just the other day.......

 Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 09:03 AM

I, for one, am proud of our drinking Mezla Pigdog.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 09:04 AM

Yeah last time I saw Mezla I thought she had on a pair of those ankle warmers.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 09:29 AM

I don't think they are that fat but I had some kind of cob on about it last night.

I keep having to pause and realign myself with gravity today, before I fall down. I put nail polish remover on my hair this morning.....
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 09:36 AM

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 Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 09:38 AM

*ignores Bhurnae*

I spoke too soon about living through this. I feel sick. Very sick.
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