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Thwo worst thing is, it is patinet dat at work tomorwow and I am pperrett sure i have somehting important to do.////...i jut can't remebrer wahrt it migth beQ!
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:21 PM
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:23 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Jul 3 2009, 12:21 AM, said:
Thwo worst thing is, it is patinet dat at work tomorwow and I am pperrett sure i have somehting important to do.////...i jut can't remebrer wahrt it migth beQ!
et voila!
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:24 PM
i fel oiut of bed an d badngede my head!
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:25 PM
Good job! 10 points!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:26 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Jul 3 2009, 12:24 AM, said:
i fel oiut of bed an d badngede my head!
Normally posting from in bed is the preserve of porn sites, our version is considerably less arousing, but much funnier.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:29 PM
I still call personal rpgoreess becasee instead of humilitating myself i n person, i am foing itr online instead!Q!!! I can tr wake up etomorrow unashamed. Right?
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:30 PM
Yes. Malaz is a blameless society, thanks to Brood's sacrifice.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:31 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Jul 3 2009, 12:29 AM, said:
I still call personal rpgoreess becasee instead of humilitating myself i n person, i am foing itr online instead!Q!!! I can tr wake up etomorrow unashamed. Right?
I don't think you can decide whether to be ashamed or not. I'd suggest you re-read this at 7.30am and post to let us know how you feel.
I suspect that you've had enough to feel hangover guilt.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:37 PM
no respectable drunk is awake or sober enough to read something at 730am good god man!
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:37 PM
Self duscssut is self obesssion, honey 
(i keep spell editing therese things and it is giojng very badly!)
(I woudd mornally shut up and go to bed but htere is stull functionaing alchole in my flat adn it must be consumed!
(i keep spell editing therese things and it is giojng very badly!)
(I woudd mornally shut up and go to bed but htere is stull functionaing alchole in my flat adn it must be consumed!
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:38 PM
LOL Well done, that drunk woman. Given how drunk you appear to be, I'm quite amazed you're even able to operate a computer.
I think this thread might belong in the Hall of Fame. If only pour encourager des autres... and to make sure that Mezla has something to live down for the rest of time
I think this thread might belong in the Hall of Fame. If only pour encourager des autres... and to make sure that Mezla has something to live down for the rest of time
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:41 PM
the only thing better then drunk women is drunk women in bed! and the only thing better then drunk women in bed are drunk consenting women in bed!!
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:43 PM
unrtil they vomit on you and call the police
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:47 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Jul 2 2009, 06:43 PM, said:
unrtil they vomit on you and call the police
That's why I implyed concent my dear girl. a girl who is passed out or says no is always off limites.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:50 PM
Oh, this is going into the Hall of Fame.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:11 AM
I reckon it is touch anfd go as to whether I vomit befoer work tomorrow mornining!
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:12 AM
Just get it over with tonight.
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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:20 AM
I rarely puke, but when I do it's almost always in the am. I don't get it /shrug but I also got over it years ago.
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