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The Graham Norton Show You silly brits make me laugh

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 10:15 PM

It's become my stable of Thursday nights to sit and watch the Graham Norton Show.

It's a hilarious show! The Graham Norton fellow is hilarious in that very (a bit gay) british way that brits often are, the guests are usually amazing and the show just... works.

Tonight the guests were the two actors from the 80s show "Hart to Hart", Robert Wagner and the other woman. So much nostalgia, they've gotten really, really old, but damn they were fun. They had flown in fans from around the world. A German girl with the thickest accent ever that Graham Norton completely ruined and some crazy American woman berating the actors for some random story ending in an old episode.

Last week it was Martin Sheen and him doing West Wing impersonations.

Anyone else watch and what do you think?

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 10:20 PM

Just to point out that Norton is VERY gay... and mostly Irish.


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Posted 18 June 2009 - 10:22 PM

I'd have said 100% gay and 100% Irish, that is to say 0% British
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 10:27 PM

Please, anyone living within England, Ireland, Scottland, Wales, Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania, etc. are british. You have funny accents that aren't American sounding... so you're british.
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 11:29 PM

I watch it when i go to the gf's house, her parents love it.

The shows pretty damn funny.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 02:37 AM

View PostAptorian, on Jun 18 2009, 11:27 PM, said:

Please, anyone living within England, Ireland, Scottland, Wales, Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania, etc. are british. You have funny accents that aren't American sounding... so you're british.

In fairness, if we spoke to you, you'd have a funny accent that isn't American sounding. Welcome to being British! :p

PS Graham Norton is one of the most annoying people on TV...
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 02:41 AM

View PostAptorian, on Jun 18 2009, 11:27 PM, said:

Please, anyone living within England, Ireland, Scottland, Wales, Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania, etc. are british. You have funny accents that aren't American sounding... so you're british.


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Posted 19 June 2009 - 03:58 AM

Graham Norton....Sperm Sporkin

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 10:54 PM

yeah probs not the best thing to say apttorian that we are all British, you meant it in jest but some people here in Ireland dont liketo hear those things,especially with the marching season coming up!!
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 10:58 PM

View Postpowermad, on Jun 19 2009, 06:54 PM, said:

yeah probs not the best thing to say apttorian that we are all British, you meant it in jest but some people here in Ireland dont liketo hear those things,especially with the marching season coming up!!



What's with the Irish and their complete inability to use proper grammar? Is it a cultural thing? Is it the beer you're fed from the cradle? Is it the potatoes?
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 10:59 PM

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 11:19 PM

I understood what he meant. Must be a british thing :p
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 05:19 AM

View Postpowermad, on Jun 20 2009, 12:54 AM, said:

yeah probs not the best thing to say apttorian that we are all British, you meant it in jest but some people here in Ireland dont liketo hear those things,especially with the marching season coming up!!


Just for you, from now on I will try and refer to the Irish as "The Potato People".
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 09:32 AM

"Navvies" is a term they like to be referred to, iirc. :p
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:09 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jun 18 2009, 11:15 PM, said:

The Graham Norton fellow is hilarious in that very (a bit gay) british way that brits often are


Lol. Is there a more gay man on British tv?

Graham Norton is alright, he has good guests on his show. I liked his character in Father Ted, although I can't remember who he was.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:14 PM

View Postpowermad, on Jun 19 2009, 11:54 PM, said:

yeah probs not the best thing to say apttorian that we are all British, you meant it in jest but some people here in Ireland dont liketo hear those things,especially with the marching season coming up!!



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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:21 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Jun 21 2009, 12:09 AM, said:

Lol. Is there a more gay man on British tv?

Alan Carr, that unfunny bastard. Worse than Richard Simmons.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 07:05 AM

For a second there I thought you meant Jimmy Carr and I was going to kill you to death, Illy. But I looked up this Alan Carr... he is pretty damn gay. Why do flaming homosexuals feela need to use that voice and strange manurismes?

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View PostAptorian, on Jun 18 2009, 11:15 PM, said:

The Graham Norton fellow is hilarious in that very (a bit gay) british way that brits often are


Lol. Is there a more gay man on British tv?

Graham Norton is alright, he has good guests on his show. I liked his character in Father Ted, although I can't remember who he was.


All british people seem a bit gay Mezla, it's that strange fashion sense and funny accent. I think it has something do with how polite british people are when you meet them.

Also, you're a nation of tea drinkers, poofters the lot of you.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 01:53 PM

In fairness, Jimmy Carr also comes across as rather... effeminate, from time to time.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 02:06 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on Jun 21 2009, 02:53 PM, said:

In fairness, Jimmy Carr also comes across as rather... effeminate, from time to time.

I would have said smarmy clunge, personally.
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