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An ID card? Really? Wow. I look as old as AIJ, Assail, and Leo...

#61 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 04:40 AM

Off-Topic!

Just kidding.

How old are you Stalker, I'm guessing 'round 19-20?

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#62 Stalker

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 04:40 AM

I'll be 19 in a month.

#63 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 04:43 AM

Ah, yet to reach the magical birth date wherein doing stupid shit other than committing crimes is perfectly acceptable by parents and society alike.

#64 Slow Ben

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 04:45 AM

Nice Stalk, if they put previews on tv like that one i bvet they'd sell a lot more tickets.

Thank you.

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#65 Stalker

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 04:46 AM

yup HD.

no problem SB, I would have been sold instantly upon seeing that version, instead my friends insisted I go and it was worth it lol.

#66 RodeoRanch

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 04:54 AM

Since I shaved the beard and cut the hippie hair, I get asked for ID far, far more.

#67 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 04:56 AM

What, the critters ageist or something?

#68 RodeoRanch

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 04:59 AM

They're sneaky that way.

#69 Slow Ben

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 05:03 AM

Fucking critters...

I ran over a bird with my truck today. Poor stupid thing didnt fly away. Just...squash.

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#70 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 05:05 AM

Natural Selection in application.

#71 Urb

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 06:07 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Jun 7 2009, 01:19 AM, said:

I am 28 (29 in 4 months) and I got carded for a movie.

When o when will my puberty hit and I won't look like a fresh-faced, angst filled teenager anymore?

Are you really short?
Tall people are usually not bothered by this stuff.

Was she wearing her glasses?
I used to check ID for most people if I wasn't wearing my glasses.
Without them I can't see the difference between a 20 year old and a 30 year old...

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#72 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 06:09 AM

I'm taller than average 5'10" (I have no idea what that is centimeters... I'm guessing ~160 centimeters... or something like that...

She had her glasses on.

#73 MTS

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 06:16 AM

5'10" is around 177 - you're around 5 cm off 6 foot, which is 2 inches.

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#74 Aptorian

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 07:47 AM

Seriously, 4 pages during the night? You people were busy. I'm most impressed with the likes of SM and Brood who seems to have been posting 3 or 4 o'clock last night.

Leo, on Jun 7 2009, 05:18 AM, said:

I think I'm one of the younger. Your topic description seems to agree with me. In fact, my sig said 'Abyss, am I the youngest one here?' up until yesterday. I'm pretty sure AIJ is young too. I'm 14, I think AIJ's profile said 15 last time I looked.

EDIT: Sixty's profile also says 15.

14?! Really, seriously, 14?! I was going to make some kind of joke about there needing to be some age restriction on joining this forum, but then it hit me that I am actually twice as old as you are and I began to weep quietly.

HoosierDaddy, on Jun 7 2009, 05:23 AM, said:

Yes, I think that makes you the youngest member. Besides Apt who I think is secretly 11.

You should try working in a supermarket with a bunch of teenagers. It will make you old, oooold and weary and slightly homicidal.

And for the record I think it was Old Magic or Wordsmith or one of those dudes that was in their 60s.

And could we please return to the subject of Hoosiers Avatar? It's an eighties show you say? Is it per chance a later picture of Kevin from Wonder Years?

#75 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 07:52 AM

The original was, most indeed, a picture of Kevin Arnold from The Wonder Years. It has since been changed, because my friends in the Trickster were asking for it. (Your American TV knowledge is pretty damned impressive, Apt.)

I also still think you are 11 Apt.

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#76 MTS

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 07:53 AM

I thought it was from Boy Meets World, although that's 90s I think...

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#77 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 07:56 AM

Yes, Kevin Arnold (Fred Savage, aka the kid from The Princess Bride and The Wizard) is Corey Savage's (Corey from Boy Meets World) big brother.

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#78 Grief

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 12:06 PM

Have a friend who is massively tall.

The easiest solution to getting asked for ID.

Oh, and late rep to SB for the pic at the top of the page...

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#79 Illuyankas

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 12:51 PM

So I can't help but notice that Hoosier's been added to the Banned Members group. What's up with that?

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