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#21 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:23 PM

Darkwatch, on May 29 2009, 02:41 PM, said:

Hetan, on May 29 2009, 02:39 PM, said:

Abyss has been given uber-lordship over all of you. Bow down and weep, peons!

So... Mod+Supermod = Admin?

I prefer the title: 'Marquise de Sado-Modicism'.

Illuyankas, on May 29 2009, 02:46 PM, said:

Abyss clearly stole Apt's internetular power and added it to his own.

It was that or eat his brains and honestly, even i have more taste than that...

Macros, on May 29 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

does that mean abyss has the world biggest e-peni now?

(thats plural, not a typo!)

the Universe, actually.

RodeoRanch, on May 29 2009, 02:56 PM, said:

He's eaten enough brains to reach the next stage of moderator evolution.

That too. Also, bribes. And possibly some blackmail. And i put out.
But mostly bribes.

RodeoRanch, on May 29 2009, 02:56 PM, said:

Also, huge kudos and thanks to Apt for all his hard work and enthusiasm for the forums.

it's amazing he even had time to abuse all those goats, isn't it?

Cougar, on May 29 2009, 03:20 PM, said:

Apt was a hard working mod, but now he has returned to the real world he can resume his eternal annoying the cat and his minions. Some might be tempted to acknowledge that with Abyss elevated to deptuty-vice-regional-overlord with special responsibility for brainz and Apt treading the mortal realm once again Abyss has truly 'won'. I for one believe it.

Fixed.

D'rek, on May 29 2009, 04:01 PM, said:

Well, K'rul himself said that every god falls at a mortal's hands. If anything, I'd say Apt is now in a better position then ever to take down the weak new god of cats...

I'm not a god, i just play one on the internut.

- Abyss, will have the deep-fried llamas for dinner and the virgin toe massage at 7 tonight, btw.

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#22 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:17 PM

If you strike me down...

#23 Cougar

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:21 PM

Personally I think this is madness...

I AM A TWAT

#24 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:30 PM

THIS... IS... MALAZAAAAAAAAANN!!!

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 29 May 2009 - 09:30 PM

#25 bwgan

OFFICIAL Keeper of Shiny Things of the Abyssmal Army

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:31 PM

Aww, Aptie, sweetpea, now you can give in to your inner cat and join usssss!

Seriously, I have no idea/wish to know about all the whys and wherefores, but you do make me smile and I think all mods (past and present) are wonderful...but then I think everyone is fairly wonderful...so that's not much of a recommendation...really...sorry!

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#26 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:37 PM

You removed your cats penis, I'm not sure why you're even in the Abyssmal Army... are you some sleeper agent I planted one night I was drunk?

#27 bwgan

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:50 PM

How do you know about that?

The removal of his extremities I mean...what have I been saying? When have I been saying it? I am going to have to give myself a stern talking to...

Or was that just a cunning ploy to make me admit that I did...and it wasn't his...um...thingy....it was his....errr....um...thingies...if you get my meaning.

#28 Gothos

Map painting expert

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 10:12 PM

Macros, on May 29 2009, 06:37 PM, said:

AHA
SO YOU THINK

you didnt let me finish, once poland is safe, its a grab north into denmark for the modship then on to the world!

you'll never hold this land in peace.

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#29 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 10:15 PM

Yeah, Poland with attack you with their armored horse cavalries and potato vodka fuelled conscripts.

#30 Stradivarius

Marine

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 10:41 PM

dont forget the mecanised soldiers they have! hmmm

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#31 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 11:02 PM

Macros, on May 30 2009, 04:20 AM, said:

this changes everything!

You're right...without a willing female, this is going to be a lot more difficult. We'll need rope and duct tape!

Oh wait...wrong one.

Well, now I can tease Apt for being an old man. Ooooooooooold. Oh yes. Ooooooooooooold.

-AIJ, young and virile

Suck it Errant!

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#32 Assail

Destriant of the Abyssmal Army

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 11:12 PM

I blame Brood.

On another note, you seemed to do a great job except for all that PM harassment that you gave me. Now I can speak up without fearing retribution

I still heart Goodkind.

#33 Raymond Luxury Yacht

Throatwobbler Mangrove

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 11:17 PM

You did a good job Apt, but i like it better when you aren't a mod. You're supposed to be impish joker of the forum. You modship hampered that.

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#34 Slow Ben

Ranger

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 11:19 PM

Apt was a Mod?

Interesting.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#35 Zanth13

We are not the same

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 11:56 PM

sadness

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#36 Mentalist

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:32 AM

heh

you've done some good stuff as a mod now, hope this won't leave you embittered.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#37 Slum

House Knight

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:35 AM

Yeah, I actually thought Apt was pretty good mod. Too bad.

#38 Lisheo

Difference Engineer

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:52 AM

Good luck, Apt. Was good working with you!

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