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#781 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 07:31 PM

I couldn't believe what I was watching. The end (from about 4:20) is by far the best bit.



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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:53 AM


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Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:51 PM


Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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Posted 10 October 2010 - 12:04 AM

That was amazing.
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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:28 AM

I have no idea who Jarred Leto is but this is awesome.


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Posted 10 October 2010 - 09:25 AM

NO FUCKING WAY.

That's just creeeeeeepy. Started off thinking "she's pretty hot" and then slowly felt the horror rising as she turned into Leto with ease. They say there's less genetic variation between the entire human race than a pack of chimps, and now I can see how if a bit of make up can do that.

Jared Leto is a singer btw Apt, from a band called 30 Seconds to Mars - you may have heard of them as the most emo bunch of fuckwits going, and this giy has a serious ego issue.
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Posted 10 October 2010 - 10:38 AM

Someone's comment for the video:

Half my dick is erect, and the other half is flaccid, making it all bent round like a Quaver.Confusing.
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Posted 11 October 2010 - 03:07 AM

Japanese Children fight zombies.
Ima juz leve it here.
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Posted 11 October 2010 - 07:13 AM

I don't particularly like Norm McDonald but this was a great joke, Conan did a good job of setting it up:


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Posted 11 October 2010 - 07:23 AM

He speaks!


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Posted 11 October 2010 - 08:36 AM

not out until the 21st October. Here you go Simpsons fans


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Posted 11 October 2010 - 08:53 AM

I wonder if that is actually going to get aired? I mean, you'd think that Fox would frown upon that depiction of their business. Or are they just honest enough to admit that they have no shame?
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Posted 11 October 2010 - 09:30 AM

View PostAptorian, on 11 October 2010 - 08:53 AM, said:

I wonder if that is actually going to get aired? I mean, you'd think that Fox would frown upon that depiction of their business. Or are they just honest enough to admit that they have no shame?


you have heard of Banksy before? well anyway this is meant to be aired 21st October according to the article. Which can be found here:

http://www.asylum.co...sons-couch-gag/
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Posted 11 October 2010 - 09:24 PM

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 10:55 PM

View PostAptorian, on 11 October 2010 - 07:13 AM, said:

I don't particularly like Norm McDonald but this was a great joke, Conan did a good job of setting it up:





I have three comments.

First, is that guy honestly wearing white socks and trainers with a suit? Seriously? I hope to God this is just his awful fashion sense and not something in any way acceptable in the US in general.

Second, Conan O'Brien is fucking weird looking. What an odd man.

Third, I can't believe that joke. I saw the word moth and thought "oh it can't be this joke, it's 4mins long, version I heard is about 5 seconds." But no, it was. Dragged out pointlessly. Sigh. If I genuinely had something to do with my life, I'd complain about the waste of 4 minutes. Instead, all I can say is that's like 3 wanks I could've had, gone into the ether. What a waste though, still.

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 12:17 AM

If you don't get Norm MacDonald, then you don't get him and probably never will (one of the most brilliant comics ever).


http://www.comedycen...&videoId=179598


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Posted 12 October 2010 - 05:18 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 11 October 2010 - 10:55 PM, said:

Third, I can't believe that joke. I saw the word moth and thought "oh it can't be this joke, it's 4mins long, version I heard is about 5 seconds." But no, it was. Dragged out pointlessly. Sigh. If I genuinely had something to do with my life, I'd complain about the waste of 4 minutes. Instead, all I can say is that's like 3 wanks I could've had, gone into the ether. What a waste though, still.


But that's what's so funny.

This was a waste of airtime. Whether Conan knew he was going to do it or not, you know the TV execs were squealing out in the back. It just went on and on and because of that, the simple punchline became so much better.

Also I'm with Coco.
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Posted 12 October 2010 - 09:47 AM

I haven't watched this yet, I am waiting for lunch but thought i'd let you see it first!


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Posted 12 October 2010 - 01:49 PM

Is the monkey baking a cake or moving house?
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 12 October 2010 - 01:58 PM

I don't know the rules to this thread, but if I can put an awesome video in it would be this. Okay you may not like football but you got to appreciate the audacity and skill of this



amazing!!
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