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#761 Aptorian

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 09:30 AM

Holy shit this is intense. Lions attack the handlers during a circus performance. It gets really fucking serious. I'm surprised nobody dies.

Shit, my pulse went into over drive half way through watching that. That is nightmare fuel right there. Kids are going to be scarred for life.

DO NOT WATCH IF YOU THINK THE LION KING IS CUTE.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 05 October 2010 - 09:31 AM

#762 dktorode

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 11:59 AM

Naughty little shit beats claw game

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#763 Aptorian

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 12:05 PM

The child is a genius.

#764 dktorode

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 12:13 PM

Aptorian, on 05 October 2010 - 09:30 AM, said:

Ha ha im still laughing at the other lions.... some are still perched on there "stools" like just chilling and shit.
A few that get wet are all scared and run away looking nervous.

Those handlers stood up quite well against two pissed off male lions. with nothing but blunt sticks/poles.
All that was missing was some sharpened spears instead of those silly poles and we could have witnessed something the cave men might have had to go through on a regular basis.

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#765 Aptorian

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 12:34 PM

Yeah, the one on the trapez in the right corner is just chilling. He knows the others are ruining everything but if he just sits still he might still get a treat.

Basically, I think it was a situation where the lead handler gets injured and the lions try to take the alpha male position when they see that he is weakened and then it escalates.

But yeah, it was clear that the handlers knew what they were doing, even after the initial fuck up. They couldn't just rush out of the arena because then the lions would give chase, they had to do a retreat while still keeping their position. That's some ice cold situational awareness right there.

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#766 dktorode

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 12:55 PM

Im still laughing that they used water hoses....hahaha
Cats dont dig water.

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#767 Beezulbubba

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 02:27 PM

Not Impressed (1):

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The lions seemed to have only attacked the one trainer . . . he must have been wearing A1 Steak Sauce cologne that day.

#768 dktorode

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 02:43 PM

Just notices the chick handler....ovaries of steel... she even got stuck in with her whip a few times....daaamn

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#769 Beezulbubba

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 02:55 PM

Jeb Corliss wing-suit demo

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#770 Tattersail_

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 03:01 PM

Homeless man performs Under Pressure with two Kermits

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#771 worry

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 07:24 PM

That reminds me, there was a lion attack in Las Vegas a few weeks back. Dunno if it was posted in here before, but it's interesting for how the female lion reacts.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#772 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 08:07 PM

How to fail a breathalyzer:

Link

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Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#773 Aptorian

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 08:11 PM

That was awesome.

The lion was all "What the fuck are you looking at? I SAID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?"
And the lioness is all "Dude, chill out. Calm down, man"
And then the lion is all "I AM CALM! I'M A FUCKING COOL AS ... ARE YOU FUCKING EYEBALLING ME, SON!? I WILL FUCK YOU UP! DON'T YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME DOWN THERE!
And the lioness is all "Forget this shit, I don't know why I even hang out with you, you jive motherfucker.
Meanwhile old lion handler guy is thinking "fuck all you all I'm getting the fuck out of here."

#774 Beezulbubba

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 09:08 PM

Thunder Busters

#775 Aptorian

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 05:49 AM

This commercial makes me feel great

#776 Tattersail_

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:03 AM

this was in the forum elsewhere, I just looked at it and laughed so much!! I then showed my colleague and he laughed too so I thought i'd share..

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#777 Aptorian

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:44 AM

It gets better:

#778 Tattersail_

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:47 AM

Is this an american show?

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#779 Tattersail_

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:50 AM

Just found this, It's good to see he has a sense of humour!

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#780 Gothos

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:34 PM

I WANT TO GET ON THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW!

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.