[drinksinbars]

Frookenhauer, on May 19 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

where does he get those wonderful links?

Erm...drinks...were you actively looking for wolf Tshirts when you found this gem?

i ahve a wide and varied collection of wolves tee's each one as great and awesome as the one before...

of course i am lying, i would never sport a mullet, grow a beard or have sexual relationships with varying species of close family descent.

*ahem*

[Stalker]

this is awesome.

[Abyss]

memepower wins.
every time.


- Abyss, lol'd a lot.

[Slow Ben]

Hey! People in my town wear shirts like that, that makes us awesome right?

Not three wolves though!

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 20 May 2009 - 10:17 PM

[Darkwatch]

Slow Ben, on May 20 2009, 06:17 PM, said:

Hey! People in my town wear shirts like that, that makes us awesome right?

Not three wolves though!

Do you howl at each other?

[Slow Ben]

If by howling, you mean grunting or yelling at your bare footed child in a store, then...yes.

[Bent]

awsome shirt is awesome. Personally, I think it lacks the much needed skulls and snakes, but 3 wolves are okay I guess.

[Darkwatch]

Slow Ben, on May 20 2009, 06:29 PM, said:

If by howling, you mean grunting or yelling at your bare footed child in a store, then...yes.

Is the Store a Wal-mart?

[Slow Ben]

Gee, How did you guess?

[Darkwatch]

I attribute it to my amazing powers of logic.
But yes it counts as howling.

[Tiste Simeon]

I want this shirt more than anything...

EDIT:

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At first, I was like, "Those are the three most awesome shirts I have ever seen." Then when my eye tonic started to settle in, I realized that they were trying to convince me that some how the fit all that awesome wolf-ness onto one shirt. Not possible, unless they put the wolves on the sleves (like my wedding tux. My bride tried to hold my arm in one of the photos, and she was covering up my wolf sleeve, so I punched her in the face, and the photo looks like a wolf is attacking her, but thats another story). This must be photoshopped. What are they going to try and sell us next 1000000 proof alcohol?

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 20 May 2009 - 10:47 PM

[Bhurnae]

I vote for this being adopted as the Official Forum Shirt

[HoosierDaddy]

Perfect shirt... meet your perfect partner pants.

[MTS]

"Customers who bought this item also bought: Mario Party 8"

[drinksinbars]

"its either zubba or i go naked!"

[Slum]

HoosierDaddy, on May 22 2009, 02:31 AM, said:

Perfect shirt... meet your perfect partner pants.

Haha, funny reviews. I used to own a pair of those when I was like 10.

[Slow Ben]

Hell yes! I had the Chicago Bulls Zubaz in grade school.

they were the shit!

[Sinisdar Toste]

if you liked those joke reviews, you love the joke reviews of Tuscan Whole Milk

also look at this shit i found in the amazon forums.
and i quote:
Three Wolf Moon (3WM) shirts are born in one day's time. The cotton from our shirts is grown in the US and harvested by dragonflies who fly it south to be sewn in Mexico by the finest of craftswomyn zombies during Dia de los Muertos . The woven shirts are delivered to us saddled to the backs of Pegacorns (Unicorn-Pegasus Hybrids). After each shirt is hand dyed by monks using sixteenth century blackberry merlot (which gives the shirts their unique red-black tint) eagles come and whisk them into the sky, then fly them to the ocean and drag them through the waves giving each shirt it's unique salt-mottled look. Drying while flying back to our tree top shop in South Western, NH they are dropped into the full moonlit woods.

Then the magic happens.... The forest goes silent and wolves from every corner of the earth descend at once in harmonious joy upon Mount Monadnock, NH. The magnificent Mother Moon brightens to the point of blinding any human that looks upon her and imprints herself on each shirt, next 3 wolves choose which shirt they wish to merge their likeness with. A deafening howling cacophony roar of wolves which would instantly kill any human caught in the sound waves occurs, after which the transference is complete. When dawn breaks we send the monks to collect the shirts one by one wrapping each in the shroud of turin blessing each with a turin kiss from Jesus. After which they are hand rolled in a U.S. Flag and set upon our shelves waiting to be ordered.

WARNING: Before wearing, be 100% sure that you have the cognitive capacity to endure the Three Wolf Moon magic. Any averse effects of powerful patriotism, oneness with your god/ess, superpowers, kinship with wolves, attacks by dogs or other animals, mauling by Super Models, late night benders in Vegas with busloads of suntan models that you kind of remember but aren't 100% positive it was you or a guy in a movie, god-like D & D, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Magic The Gathering or finger board powers, ability to leave behind your high paying wall street life and trim that $150 styling into a $3 mullet, penis enlarging, vagina tightening, pound losing, hunger for blood, vision quests, mistaken identity, ability to start writing beautiful poetry, stalking by old flames, attraction to folks you never knew existed, the new found knack to attract large sums of money, the possibility of rebirth, a new found love of NASCAR, Huge Trucks and Wrestling, rubbing elbows with Royalty, instant full body hair growth, receiving free food at a multitude of fast food establishments, the desire to pull that bitchin' Camaro out of the garage and fly down the skyway at 140 tempting the cops into a high-speed chase so you can secure your 15 minutes of fame on COPS only to be let go when they notice the shirt you are wearing, the possibility of dying and resurrection, god rubbing your tummy, and a host of other incredible edible eggs that you never would have conceived of before wearing 3WM.

Just be careful is all we ask.

The Mountain®will not be held responsible by any of the above acts, as well as: acts of god, acts of goddess, acts of government, acts of stupidity, acts of kindness, act of drunkenness, acts of acts. By wearing 3WM you agree that your life may change in ways that could be the greatest of gifts or the worst of curses. By wearing 3WM you give up all rights to a normal life.

This post has been edited by Sinisdar Toste: 23 May 2009 - 01:32 AM

[Assail]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...104472.html?g=0



LMFAO.

Something strange happened this week in Amazon.com's apparel section.

For a day or two, a black T-shirt featuring an image of three wolves baying at a full moon claimed the top slot at the online store's clothing bestseller list,, beating out the usual, unremarkable mix of Levi's 505 regular-fit jeans, Crocs clogs and Adidas running shoes.

And really, why wouldn't you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size? Just read the long and growing list of customer testimonials promising earth-shattering experiences or psychedelic vision quests upon purchase.

"I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started calling me again," wrote one reviewer.

"My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission," wrote another. "Thanks for changing my life!"

As retailers, media companies and even government agencies attempt to get with the times and connect with an online audience, every once in a while they get a reminder: Anybody, or any group, armed with a Web browser can anonymously game the system and manipulate the marketplace at sites inviting user feedback -- for profit or just for fun.

Hence the sudden and unexpected popularity of an old and not quite "in" T-shirt.

The shirt's page at Amazon.com had quietly existed for years without much comment, but after a snarky link from CollegeHumor.com, the "Three Wolf Moon" shirt suddenly sprouted hundreds of five-star ratings. Reviewers have dreamed up epics about its powers, weaving fantasies involving everything from the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland to the pop group Duran Duran.

As the joke caught on and got passed around the Web, Photoshopped spoofs of the shirt started appearing online -- featuring corgi puppies, spiders or haddock instead of the now-famous wolves.

if ( show_doubleclick_ad && ( adTemplate & INLINE_ARTICLE_AD ) == INLINE_ARTICLE_AD && inlineAdGraf ) { placeAd('ARTICLE',commercialNode,20,'inline=y;',true) ; } CollegeHumor.com, a comedy site started in 1999 by a couple of high school friends who grew up together in Timonium, Md., also claimed victory this week for rigging an online poll run by the state of Nebraska to select a new license-plate design. The site urged its readers to vote for what it deemed the most boring design available to Nebraska drivers. That gray-and-white plate won.

Officials in Nebraska said they monitored Web traffic to screen out visitors coming directly from the humor site, but CollegeHumor.com was still, credibly, claiming the joke a success this week. "Together we pranked the entire automobile-owning population of Nebraska," wrote a CollegeHumor.com editor, in a Wednesday posting. "Congratulations."

This type of online rabble-rousing appears to be catching on more than ever over the past year, said Tim Hwang, the organizer of ROFLCon, a convention dedicated to celebrating Internet memes. After all, another Web-based prank crossed over into the real world just last month when a 21-year-old college student, known by the online moniker "m00t," sailed to the top of Time's "most influential person" list in an online poll, beating out the likes of President Obama and Oprah Winfrey. Gathering nearly 17 million votes, the world's "most influential" person is the founder of another jokey Web culture site, 4chan.org, whose proprietor is known offline by the name Christopher Poole.

[Satan]

Collegehumor.com follows up on the joke. 1 2