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MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS ...seriously...

#21 Traveller

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 07:44 AM

Wow. You'd think actors would use pseudonyms when working on a film like that.

Frozen Mega-Shark maybe, flying Mega-Sharks, well...

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 09:33 AM

What good would a pseudonym do an actor when they're acting in the movie? Tom Cruise could go under any name in a film but, having seen it, I would still know he was in it.

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 09:36 AM

Except if you were watching Tropical Thunder.

That man owned that film.

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 12:35 PM

Aptorian, on May 14 2009, 09:36 AM, said:

Except if you were watching Tropical Thunder.

That man owned that film.

Hell yeah!

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 09:11 PM

I wish they would stop waffling and just make the MEG books into movies... if you're going to do cheesy mega shark eats peoples movies, the blueprint is right there...

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 09:19 PM

Is this ..... an attempt at satire? The name surely points so.

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 10:25 PM

Wow. They may as well stop making new films after this because this will win the movies. No argument. Even the plane they use has curved wings... :rant:

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 11:48 PM

no freaken way is this a real movie!

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 08:01 AM

Icarium Kalam, on May 27 2009, 01:48 AM, said:

no freaken way is this a real movie!

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 10:39 AM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 14 2009, 10:33 AM, said:

What good would a pseudonym do an actor when they're acting in the movie? Tom Cruise could go under any name in a film but, having seen it, I would still know he was in it.

Cos they could be in it and get paid, but if their name wasn't all over it no one would know because who would watch it anyways?

It really really looks like a spoof trailer. Mind you Snakes on a Plane only got made because someone thought it was a cool title.

When in fact the only good bit was the inclusion of a spork.

This post has been edited by Traveller: 28 May 2009 - 10:40 AM

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 11:36 AM

Excuse me? Did you not see the blonde lady in the sex scene?

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:33 PM

Traveller, on May 14 2009, 02:44 AM, said:

Wow. You'd think actors would use pseudonyms when working on a film like that.

Frozen Mega-Shark maybe, flying Mega-Sharks, well...

I'm suprised it's not an Alan Smithee movie........

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 06:14 AM

"Alan Smithee" never heard of this before... must investigate further, thanks Tuberski.

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:22 PM

I hold in my hands a dvd of this film, though I cannot decide what to do first tomorrow... watch this or read DoD.

Fuck yeah!

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 01:10 AM

caladanbrood, on Aug 17 2009, 07:22 PM, said:

I hold in my hands a dvd of this film, though I cannot decide what to do first tomorrow... watch this or read DoD.

Fuck yeah!

I hate you and am now using my mind powers to force you to watch that movie, in its entirety, repeatedly after every single page of DoD you complete.

See you in a year or so.

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 04:44 PM

caladanbrood, on Aug 18 2009, 12:22 AM, said:

I hold in my hands a dvd of this film, though I cannot decide what to do first tomorrow... watch this or read DoD.

This movie is unwatchable. It totally redefines the meaning of the word 'bad'. The trailer was funny, but the actual movie is scream-inducingly terrible.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:40 PM

Holy shit, this movie was so bad I felt like tearing my eyes out 10 minutes in. I mean, they had a hilariously bad premise, then they had to go suck all the funny out of it, so now the only places people will buy this movie is at BDSM conventions or in Al Qaeda torture camps. Fucking movie people can't do nothin' right.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:02 PM

I agree with both the above.

And yet I still love it.

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Posted 23 August 2009 - 07:00 AM

Kind of like Snakes on a Plane?

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Posted 23 August 2009 - 01:08 PM

Literally nothing like Snakes on a Plane. If this were Snakes on a Plane, Snakes on a Plane itself would be around the level of The Godfather, or Casablanca, or Lawrence of Arabia, or... well, you get my drift. It's that bad.

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