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#441 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 02:09 PM

my god.
I only thought I was drunk last weekend.
spent a few days in donegal, and sweet baby jesus on the cross with an ice cream.
i am NEVER drinking again.
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#442 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 03:13 PM

Lies! You know you will....


why are there no more pics? Are you trying to make Shiara and I cry? ;)
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#443 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 07:54 PM

Oh, I almost forgot - before the BBQ, I came up with quite possibly the worst joke ever. Not worst as in taste, but worst as in actual quality. I wanted to save it for the BBQ so kept silent about it online until I got there, and then told it. I think it went down pretty well, I mean, no one killed themselves there and then. Anyway, not everyone there heard it and you guys certainly haven't so I'll reproduce it here. If you find it funny, there is something seriously wrong with you. Here we go:

What does sliced bread and a faun made from cheese have in common? They're both
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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 18 July 2009 - 07:54 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 19 July 2009 - 04:36 PM

My eyes! Oh God, I think my sense of humor just died!
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#445 User is offline   lokiman 

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 06:40 AM

I dont get it.....
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#446 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:30 AM

Looks like you had a great time! As if that wasnt guaranteed. :p

Will there be a meetup at Christmas as usual or what?
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#447 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:50 AM

We'll probably organise a Manchester event again this year, either Broody or I will sort it out in October/November.

Does this mean there may be a Gestapo presence at the Chrimbo Manky Meet 2009? How exciting.
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#448 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:11 AM

Yes, if the planning is far enough ahead I will come for sure! Me and Toby will be playing out our fav fantasy. Evil Gestapoman and his little gimp with christmas bells on.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 04:59 PM

I have no idea if I will even be in Manchester this christmas, so Jim may have to take the reigns but I will definitely try to be there regardless :p
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#450 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:12 PM

I'll be there with bells on. And the mask that Tremmy likes so much.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:17 PM

Assuming I am still living and working in Manchester at the time, I will be well up for it and happy to put some people up at my place now that I know you all better :p
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#452 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:20 PM

Zing. That's me sorted then
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:22 PM

YOU FOOL!!

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#454 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:26 PM

I might not be able to make it, I'm running out of kidneys to pay for the train. I mean, I'm almost onto my own.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#455 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:36 PM

Get a job
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#456 User is offline   Hetan 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:39 PM

we're already planning on coming up on the Friday night and making a weekend of it rather than one night ;)
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#457 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:49 PM

Well early indications would be the weekends of the 5th December or 12th, I'll sort it out when we are within 3 months of it.

It's pretty likely I'll be over there too so we could make a weekend of it!

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:05 PM

We'd be up for that.. depending on what time we get there on a Friday night and which team is playing footie at home I guess... the earlier we decide on a date the easier it will be for Mal and I to find a hotel. Mind you, that one last year was pretty central ;)

We've still got some pics to post but Mal is so enamoured of his new phone I can't get him to look at anything else at the moment :p
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#459 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:06 PM

If Brood is living there I'm crashing at his so he gets to clean up my vomit. Otherwise, the youth hostel wasnt bad, free fry up so cant complain! ;)
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:13 PM

Yeah if I'm still here by that point, I'll have a proper flat, so people are quite free to stay over if it's convenient ;)
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