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#81 stone monkey

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 09:03 PM

I envy you all... Fiercely. I, meanwhile, will be forced to endure a birthday party attended by a bevy of pretty ladies. Oh, how I will suffer!

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#82 Cougar

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 12:28 AM

I think we should all go out with Mac's sister and see what happens.

Also Stoney, I believe that should the above incident occur, you will be found in the kitchen with the girl who likes comics and sci-fi, but at the end of the night isn't in to you?

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#83 Macros

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 05:36 PM

Shes just finished GotM and loved it, I'm sending her DG and MoI next so you might be in with a shot, if shes disgustingly drunk and possibly unconcious

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#84 Illuyankas

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 06:24 PM

Macros, on May 23 2009, 06:36 PM, said:

Shes just finished GotM and loved it, I'm sending her DG and MoI next so you might be in with a shot, if shes disgustingly drunk and possibly unconcious

Macros, on May 23 2009, 06:36 PM, said:

drunk and possibly unconcious

Sounds like my last date.

Macros, on May 23 2009, 06:36 PM, said:

shes disgusting

Fuck, she WAS my last date!

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#85 Ereko

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 03:42 PM

Ummm hey guys, haven't posted for a while. I think I may be able to attend if all are welcome as it's just before my birthday, so i'll be able to afford the over the top price of the train fares from wales lol!

Ereko

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#86 Hetan

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:14 AM

Happy to welcome you then Ereko. If you can make it here, we'll be happy to see you.
Some of the other train travellers are going to be attempting to co-ordinate their taxi's from Cambridge station and I suggest you contact one or two to see about sharing

Ok t- shirts - we've decided on the Keeper T-shirt and the Imperial Sigil over the left tit versions. Mal and I will get into Cambridge this weekend and see how the prices are going to work out and come back to you.

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#87 Cougar

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 11:39 AM

Please can we have them in a dark colour?

White is terribly unflattering especially when covered in beer and Illy's tears.

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#88 Ereko

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 04:23 PM

Thanks Hetan

! So who's actually travelling on the train then?

Ereko

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#89 Giles

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 04:37 PM

pretty sure i will be, think i remember STD saying he was, not sure about anyone else yet but i think there were a few

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#90 Macros

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:35 PM

oh, anyone travelling from landan town by train?
I'm notoriously shit with public transport

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#91 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:37 PM

I am too, most likely. There is a very small chance I'll be in Oxford at the time, and if so I'll try and arrange to skank a lift off Brood as he travels en route, but 95% sure it'll be the train from Finsbury Park for me.

Where's everyone else training from? If everybody's changing over at King's Cross I'll walk/tube the bit extra and meet you all there, seems to make sense that way.

#92 Giles

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:38 PM

IIRC i hav eto change in london, cant remember which station right now though. think theres a few other malazites in london as well

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#93 Macros

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:44 PM

I'll be going from acton, where ever the HELL that is

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#94 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:53 PM

Thats out in West London, you'd need to Picadilly line up to Kings Cross then get onto the overground.

Im fairly sure Kings Cross is the London terminus for Cambridge, Im not completely sure because I just know it goes through Finsbury Park, which is where I get most my trains from. Half hour from Finsbury to Cambridge iirc on a fast one. Kings Cross is a few stops up - two on the Victoria Line, 5 I think on the Picadilly, a couple on the Overground, and you can walk it in 20mins easy.

So plenty of options really.

#95 Macros

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:55 PM

that makes no sense in the slightest, a time to be at a place and i'll let my sisiter sort it out for me

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#96 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:55 PM

They go to Cambridge from Liverpool Street and Kings Cross. I will be getting one on the Kings Cross Line in the lovely Stevenage, I reckon.

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#97 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 08:04 PM

You?!

STEVENAGE?!

WHY?!!?!

It's horrific. It's like an outpost of the north down south, there are teenage mothers everywhere. Really though, it is a shithole. A real dump. Been on a few nights out there as I have mates who live out towards that way, yeeeeuch. Awful. Nearly got stuck there once, jumped on the last train going anywhere in my desperation to leave. Ended up in Cuffley, miles from anywhere, and had to walk for hours. But it was worth it to get out of Stevenage. All it is is council blocks, a car park, and a retail park, and a shit stadium for their shit football team.

Seriously, what are you going to be doing there?!

Quite handy though as we can all meet up on the same train, thus providing me with a source of entertainment for me for the journey every time I hear your accent.

#98 Sir Thursday

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 08:04 PM

There's the fast train, which goes straight to Cambridge from King's Cross, and there's the slow train that goes via Stevenage. I guess Mez is getting on that one...not worth going to Liverpool Street, the King's Cross one is much quicker and more frequent.

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