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#261 Paleman

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 12:02 AM

Silencer, on Jul 11 2009, 12:46 AM, said:

Grawr. Why do I keep reading this thread!

I feel so left out.

Hey oh Silent one; give us a Ubiquitous Floating Conundrum and we'll open a warren (is there one for nervous sheep?)

(sorry, couldn't resist) to get you over here.

This post has been edited by Paleman: 11 July 2009 - 12:18 AM

#262 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 11 July 2009 - 12:19 AM

Hetan, on Jul 10 2009, 05:51 PM, said:

Looking forward to seeing you all... Morgy and Sombra have both arrived and both of them are trying to out-talk Mal... but I know who my money is on at this point

If there is a bottle of scotch anywhere in Morgy's line of sight he will drift off as he stares at it. So it shouldn't even be a contest...

Feeling very left out.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#263 D'rek

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 12:49 AM

Vengeance, on Jul 10 2009, 08:19 PM, said:

Hetan, on Jul 10 2009, 05:51 PM, said:

Looking forward to seeing you all... Morgy and Sombra have both arrived and both of them are trying to out-talk Mal... but I know who my money is on at this point

If there is a bottle of scotch anywhere in Morgy's line of sight he will drift off as he stares at it. So it shouldn't even be a contest...

Feeling very left out.

If you're feeling left out, go organize a North American BBQ! It's theoretically plausible that I would come! 'course you'd probly have to do it pretty close to Canada to get the Torontonians and Quebeckers...

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#264 Macros

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 02:16 AM

nightmare.
some gypsy stole the sisters phone
i drunkenly left my bag on the bus

2012
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#265 bubba

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:23 AM

D'rek, on Jul 10 2009, 08:49 PM, said:

Vengeance, on Jul 10 2009, 08:19 PM, said:

Hetan, on Jul 10 2009, 05:51 PM, said:

Looking forward to seeing you all... Morgy and Sombra have both arrived and both of them are trying to out-talk Mal... but I know who my money is on at this point

If there is a bottle of scotch anywhere in Morgy's line of sight he will drift off as he stares at it. So it shouldn't even be a contest...

Feeling very left out.

The theory has been dis proven....

#266 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:41 AM

There are quite a few of us in the Midwest. I'm gonna go to SB's at some point so that we can do the Sweater thing...

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#267 caladanbrood

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:45 AM

Macros, on Jul 11 2009, 03:16 AM, said:

nightmare.
some gypsy stole the sisters phone
i drunkenly left my bag on the bus

Oh dear oh dear. What do you actually still have?

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#268 Illuyankas

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 05:44 AM

Time to get my bus to my train to my other train to meet up with Toby and company! See you guys in about 5 hours or so.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#269 caladanbrood

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 06:23 AM

In positive news, the "heavy rain" is now only forecast in Cambridge from 10pm onwards. Hopefully it'll keep getting later and miss us entirely! No, not too likely...

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#270 Macros

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:25 AM

we went out last night to that lovely traditional english pub.....walkabout
shithole
thtrs anothe rstory

stupid sisster lost her phone, I drunkenly left my bag on a bus, we now are going to uxbridge in a likely vain attempt to claim it from the bus garage.

I'm left with, the clothes im wearing, phone, wallet and camera.
that is it.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#271 Morgoth

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:31 AM

D'rek, on Jul 11 2009, 02:49 AM, said:

Vengeance, on Jul 10 2009, 08:19 PM, said:

Hetan, on Jul 10 2009, 05:51 PM, said:

Looking forward to seeing you all... Morgy and Sombra have both arrived and both of them are trying to out-talk Mal... but I know who my money is on at this point

If there is a bottle of scotch anywhere in Morgy's line of sight he will drift off as he stares at it. So it shouldn't even be a contest...

Feeling very left out.

Well, I`ll be in chicago for more or less the entire school year I hope, so a bbq there shouldn`t be impossible to organize. We can gang up on vengyboy, drink shitty american beer and frighten the neighbours..

In other news I do have the body fat necessary but not a sufficiently large e-penis

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#272 Hetan

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:53 AM

Well we're ready for y'all... had about 4 hours sleep

and it's raining......

sorry to hear about your troubles Macros..

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#273 Macros

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 09:35 AM

eh, dont worry about it. shit happens. although the tacky irish presents i had for you and mal now adorn the cardbox box of some hobo

2012
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#274 Macros

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 01:15 PM

i'm starting to get woried, were not even there yet and hetan is worried about cougar being in her rear with his pride and joy

2012
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#275 Tsundoku

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:16 PM

I've had a few beers, Fid has done a magnificent job on the BBQ, Hetan and Mal procured absolute shit-tins of food and booze, Illy is wearing THAT Hawaiian shirt and Australia is handing the Poms a batting lesson.

Happy days.

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#276 Fid

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:09 PM

Home ok just before t'heavens opened - excellent afternoon of BBQ tending with Mal - wow those coals were hot but we ensured Paleman's sausage done to perfection.....

Photos to follow. These are the ones that are unlikely to cause offence apart from those who object to Brood on principle

#277 RodeoRanch

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:15 PM

Evidence of crimes!

#278 Illuyankas

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:07 PM

I would be quite inebriated right now, except Mez got so stupendously, insanely drunk she sucked all the alcohol out of everyone (sadly not in the good way), got so shitfaced that several tramps were astonished at her drunken state, and failed miserably at opening a car window. Also I've eaten enough chicken to kill several PETA members. Which is nice.