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jumpers are for women and the french.
real men wear obnoxiously loud shits or witty t-shirts
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:10 AM
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:10 AM
It would be great to see you again Pete..... hmmm... Pinot would be nice 
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:15 AM
Macros, on Jul 10 2009, 11:10 AM, said:
jumpers are for women and the french.
real men wear obnoxiously loud shits or witty t-shirts
real men wear obnoxiously loud shits or witty t-shirts
I must confess to never having worn an obnoxiously loud shit.... but am pas de Francais
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:47 PM
sitting in the airport, drinking what will hopefully be the first of many. I reflected upon the bag beside me. Packed in haste at 6am this morning. 1 pair of trousers and 3 t-shirts. manlyness aside, I fear this lack of foresight is something i'll pay dearly for
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 06:27 PM
Macros, on Jul 10 2009, 04:47 PM, said:
sitting in the airport, drinking what will hopefully be the first of many. I reflected upon the bag beside me. Packed in haste at 6am this morning. 1 pair of trousers and 3 t-shirts. manlyness aside, I fear this lack of foresight is something i'll pay dearly for
It isn't too warm old man.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:12 PM
Cougar, on Jul 6 2009, 02:23 PM, said:
Right here is the deal, I'll make 2 trips to the station on Saturday.
I'll be there to pick up Mezla, Dag, Paleman and wife on the 13.27. I won't be coming back for anyone afrer that, it's nearly an hour round trip from Hetans to the station and back and that would mean it would be past 3pm by the time I was done.
With a superhuman effort I can come and get people if they get a train in for 12.30pm but it has to be then otherwsie I'll be late getting back for the 13.27 crew. So you'll all have to decide between you what you are doing and let me know.
I don't know how anyone got the impression I'd be making trips all afternoon it won't be happening.
I'll be there to pick up Mezla, Dag, Paleman and wife on the 13.27. I won't be coming back for anyone afrer that, it's nearly an hour round trip from Hetans to the station and back and that would mean it would be past 3pm by the time I was done.
With a superhuman effort I can come and get people if they get a train in for 12.30pm but it has to be then otherwsie I'll be late getting back for the 13.27 crew. So you'll all have to decide between you what you are doing and let me know.
I don't know how anyone got the impression I'd be making trips all afternoon it won't be happening.
Cougar, you're an absolute star. Mezla - try to be in the front carriage; me and Mrs Paleman will be getting on at Baldock, I'll be carrying a copy of Toll and wearing my Moog Synthesizers t-shirt so you know who to either approach or hide from when we get on the train. See y'all tomorrow.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:53 PM
It's come to my attention that the 12:30 train no longer exists, if that was the one we were going to get.
So, the Kings X lot, our options are the 12:15 or 12:45. First gets us there at 13:01, second at 13:31. Very little difference in either, I'll turn up about midday in either case.
I know some people (Illy) have trains arriving at a similar time, and I know others (Macros) will probably get lost and turn up late, so if we aim for the 12:15 then it's no big deal if someone's late.
We should all arrive, just in time or halfhour in advance, before Cougy and Hetan pull up in their shiny motors.
So, the Kings X lot, our options are the 12:15 or 12:45. First gets us there at 13:01, second at 13:31. Very little difference in either, I'll turn up about midday in either case.
I know some people (Illy) have trains arriving at a similar time, and I know others (Macros) will probably get lost and turn up late, so if we aim for the 12:15 then it's no big deal if someone's late.
We should all arrive, just in time or halfhour in advance, before Cougy and Hetan pull up in their shiny motors.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:53 PM
Have an awesome time guys. 
I look forward to the pics that will emerge.
I look forward to the pics that will emerge.
And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:06 PM
Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 10 2009, 08:53 PM, said:
It's come to my attention that the 12:30 train no longer exists, if that was the one we were going to get.
So, the Kings X lot, our options are the 12:15 or 12:45. First gets us there at 13:01, second at 13:31. Very little difference in either, I'll turn up about midday in either case.
I know some people (Illy) have trains arriving at a similar time, and I know others (Macros) will probably get lost and turn up late, so if we aim for the 12:15 then it's no big deal if someone's late.
We should all arrive, just in time or halfhour in advance, before Cougy and Hetan pull up in their shiny motors.
So, the Kings X lot, our options are the 12:15 or 12:45. First gets us there at 13:01, second at 13:31. Very little difference in either, I'll turn up about midday in either case.
I know some people (Illy) have trains arriving at a similar time, and I know others (Macros) will probably get lost and turn up late, so if we aim for the 12:15 then it's no big deal if someone's late.
We should all arrive, just in time or halfhour in advance, before Cougy and Hetan pull up in their shiny motors.
I predict that this will all go horribly wrong...
Today I purchased alcoholic supplies. Plenty of them
This post has been edited by caladanbrood: 10 July 2009 - 10:06 PM
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:51 PM
Looking forward to seeing you all... Morgy and Sombra have both arrived and both of them are trying to out-talk Mal... but I know who my money is on at this point
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:59 PM
Morgoth hasn't got the body fat for that conversation, Sombra doesn't speak English. It's a war of attrition, I'll be there from lunch time, then we'll get to 1941 and battle can begin in earnest.
Hope you all like UFC
Hope you all like UFC
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:01 PM
Unidentified Fried Chicken? I LOVE that fast food restaurant!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:17 PM
Hetan, on Jul 10 2009, 11:51 PM, said:
Looking forward to seeing you all... Morgy and Sombra have both arrived and both of them are trying to out-talk Mal... but I know who my money is on at this point 
Go Mal!
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:32 PM
Cougar, on Jul 10 2009, 11:59 PM, said:
Morgoth hasn't got the body fat for that conversation, Sombra doesn't speak English. It's a war of attrition, I'll be there from lunch time, then we'll get to 1941 and battle can begin in earnest.
Hope you all like UFC
Hope you all like UFC
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This post has been edited by Paleman: 10 July 2009 - 11:33 PM
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:38 PM
Unappetising Foster's Concoction?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:42 PM
Unseemly French Canadians?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:44 PM
Utensils For Cannibalism?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:46 PM
Illuyankas, on Jul 11 2009, 12:44 AM, said:
Utensils For Cannibalism?
Uncle's Friendly Cuddles
Unmentionable Festering Cyst
Ungrateful F$%£ing Children
Uber FUBAR Cougar
This post has been edited by Paleman: 10 July 2009 - 11:56 PM
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:46 PM
Grawr. Why do I keep reading this thread!
I feel so left out.
I feel so left out.
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
