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#21 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:13 PM

View PostSixty, on May 11 2009, 11:03 PM, said:

Where exactly is this located?

Although in my case that's a moot point, gonna be in China. :)


Hetan and Mal live in Cambridge, Engerland.

I'm going to be so disappointed if Toby isn't just like the Artful Dodger. Can you BBQ jellied eels?

EDIT - You need a new avatar, TT. How about this:

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#22 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:17 PM

I may have to try and source some eels for this year. The bulls penis never materialised, but this time round I should have plenty of preperation time and dinero, so I can come stocked up with all manner of hilarious props which I will conveniently forget about and leave in a pocket to find rotting 6 months down the line.

Illy better come with a nipple/toby t-shirt. :) :p
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:19 PM

If Illy makes some excuse about not coming I'm going to go round to his house, talk to him for hours in his good ear and then touch him inappropriately
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:21 PM

I refuse to believe he has a good ear. Whichever one I shout in he seems not to hear me and to turn and walk away. It's quite odd.

I hope he doesnt manage to open a bottle of beer on me again. That was wet.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:49 PM

That was awesome, especially for SE's reaction. And it's your own fault - if you were taller, you would not only be dry, but your voice would also be within earshot of my, er, ear.

If I'm moving house around that time I'll just have to borrow enough cash for the train tickets off some gullible mates.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:49 PM

Enjoyed it last year, so I shall be there again this year. The timing fits quite nicely with the rest of my summer plans actually. :)

I'm not going to be living conveniently close to Toby at that particular time, so I shall have to figure out some way to get there from Cambridge station...unless someone is going to be passing vaguely close to High Wycombe on the way there, I guess.


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Posted 11 May 2009 - 11:12 PM

Unless I learn to drive rather sharpish before then, I'll likely be training it too, so I guess we could share a taxi or something from the station?
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 11:18 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on May 12 2009, 12:12 AM, said:

Unless I learn to drive rather sharpish before then, I'll likely be training it too, so I guess we could share a taxi or something from the station?


Yeah, that would work. We can iron out the details nearer the time.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 12:25 AM

Well il probably be going down by train again so im up for sharing taxi with someone again
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 08:48 AM

If you're lowering your high standards to admitting colonials, I'll be there. :p

On the colonials thing - I actually recently discovered transported convicts in my family tree. Oh, the ignominy! Even worse, great (times a few) Grand-dad spent time in Tasmania (sobs!) and took up with a "notorious strumpet" who I think turned out to be my great (times a few) Grandmother! :p

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 09:29 AM

Unless you are light-fingered miget you probably don't share any genetic material with Toby.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 09:34 AM

Just as long as he doesn't want to share my genetic material, it'll be fine. :)

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 04:25 PM

If I get any more ID-tickets I'll see about coming down for that. Last one of you people that I met was Brood, and he quit the boards and turned emo. I just have to know if I got special powers!
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 04:53 PM

@ Sombra - we'll let anyone in.... after all Tiste Simeon came last year :)
seriously - you are more than welcome to come and laugh at us Brits having a BBQ - and can take mirthful tales home to Oz. You might need a translator though with all those dialects!

I'm hoping Paleman and Mrs Paleman can make it again this year too - gonna be a bit of a sausage-fest if Mezla can't make it with just Dag and I representing the female contingent.


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Sir Thursday
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 05:07 PM

not knowing the england town very well, I have no idea where the hell cambridge is, only that they make alot of dictionaries and the like.
Sister lives somewhere in london, but I think theres like 17 airports in the great city, so I'll need to do some inquiries

but a quick ryanair search says I can get to standstead from belfast and back leaving on the friday and back on the monday/tuesday (so as to add sister visitation time) for £50ish
provided I don't use the toilet, thats quite cheap.
I'll e-mail sister to see if this plan could work
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 05:09 PM

View PostHetan, on May 12 2009, 05:53 PM, said:

@ Sombra - we'll let anyone in.... after all Tiste Simeon came last year :)

This is true, and everyone survived without being killed and raped scared away by my random northern-ness...
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 05:14 PM

@ Macros - get the train from King's Cross (London) to Cambridge and maybe you can liaise with Baudin and Imperial Historian and share the taxi to our house? oh yeah - don't forget the sleeping bag.


We're thinking of having t-shirts made up as an experiment and here are a few of our artist's efforts that we think would translate well to a t-shirt. Of course, we would have to get the permission of the artists - in this case Onrack for the sigil and Urb for the other two but it shouldn't be a problem...what do you guys think? Any alternate suggestions?

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 05:37 PM

Do it! And make the T-Shirts available to others who can't make it to the BBQ?? Please???
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 06:03 PM

I'm claiming the usual room for the week end if there's no trouble :)
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 06:23 PM

@Morgoth: We'll see how it goes - if you're alone this time you may be out of luck depending on who else wants to crash and how many females/couples we end up with. Your request is duly noted however and we'll do what we can :)

@Tiste: Of course we'd make them available to other people - we just need to figure out how much it's going to cost :p

Regarding a possible t-shirt design, this is the nicest version we've been able to come up with using one of the design your own t-shirt sites...


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