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Worse off, my mate Jonathan, a very good friend, is coming over tonight for a few beers and a bit of a laugh, so I will not be in any state to do it tonight/tomorrow morning, and its due tomorrow at 12pm.
So, who wants to help?
... Go on, please?
Who wants to do my anthropology essay for me? Go on, you love me...
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 06:05 PM
So, I'm saddled with this ridiculous essay tonight, gotta be a thousand words, and I really don't feel like doing it lol.
Worse off, my mate Jonathan, a very good friend, is coming over tonight for a few beers and a bit of a laugh, so I will not be in any state to do it tonight/tomorrow morning, and its due tomorrow at 12pm.
So, who wants to help?
... Go on, please?
Worse off, my mate Jonathan, a very good friend, is coming over tonight for a few beers and a bit of a laugh, so I will not be in any state to do it tonight/tomorrow morning, and its due tomorrow at 12pm.
So, who wants to help?
... Go on, please?
“People have wanted to narrate since first we banged rocks together & wondered about fire. There’ll be tellings as long as there are any of us here, until the stars disappear one by one like turned-out lights.”
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 06:09 PM
Dude Lish thats like 3 pages, you should be able to knock that out whilst getting drunk, whilst laughing, and whilst watching tv.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 06:10 PM
But I'm lazy, and the laptop is at the other end of the house...
And yes, I realise it is portable...
I might just try doing it drunk for the lulz, I haven't actually got a reason to do it properly, it was a ridiculous made-up module for my course, to be fair.
And yes, I realise it is portable...
I might just try doing it drunk for the lulz, I haven't actually got a reason to do it properly, it was a ridiculous made-up module for my course, to be fair.
“People have wanted to narrate since first we banged rocks together & wondered about fire. There’ll be tellings as long as there are any of us here, until the stars disappear one by one like turned-out lights.”
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 06:25 PM
'"We employ the term racialization to signify the extension of racial meaning to a previously unclassified relationship, practice or group."- Omi, Michael and Harold Winant.
With reference to the above quote, explain racism in the USA as a process and construct of the mind that changed over time.'
And we have to reference the article above. To be fair, I'm a quarter of the way through it now.
With reference to the above quote, explain racism in the USA as a process and construct of the mind that changed over time.'
And we have to reference the article above. To be fair, I'm a quarter of the way through it now.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 06:26 PM
Do what I used to do with those assignments. Decide what is the core of the story, find out who's written a book about it. Then google/wiki the subject. Then go pick out some 5-6 books that are appropriate and wont raise any eyebrows.
Now using wiki to get the gist of what you should be writing in you assignment, browse through the books when ever you find a good passage copy it. Paste it into your assignment. Keep doing this. In the end you should have several different sources for essential bits, some 10-15 pages worth of footnotes and quotes.
Now string them together so they make a coherent story and discussion and use the books own conclusions to supplement or argue your own conclusion.
Finally rewrite everything you copied into your words. Use filler between the stuff you copied to make it work. Give it some pseudo intellectual spin.
Deliver and see what happens.
I finished two courses this way getting great grades. Took me some 4-5 hours to create. Other bullshit and cheating. I am a bad history student, but its such an easy system.
Now using wiki to get the gist of what you should be writing in you assignment, browse through the books when ever you find a good passage copy it. Paste it into your assignment. Keep doing this. In the end you should have several different sources for essential bits, some 10-15 pages worth of footnotes and quotes.
Now string them together so they make a coherent story and discussion and use the books own conclusions to supplement or argue your own conclusion.
Finally rewrite everything you copied into your words. Use filler between the stuff you copied to make it work. Give it some pseudo intellectual spin.
Deliver and see what happens.
I finished two courses this way getting great grades. Took me some 4-5 hours to create. Other bullshit and cheating. I am a bad history student, but its such an easy system.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 06:28 PM
Aptorian, on Apr 29 2009, 07:26 PM, said:
Do what I used to do with those assignments. Decide what is the core of the story, find out who's written a book about it. Then google/wiki the subject. Then go pick out some 5-6 books that are appropriate and wont raise any brows.
Now using wiki to get the gist of what you should be writting in you assignment, browse through the books when ever you find a good passage copy it. Paste it into your assignment. Keep doing this. In the end you should have several different sources for essential bits.
Now string them together so they make a coherent story and discussion and use the books own conclussions to supplement or argue your own conclusion.
Finally rewrite everything you copied into your words. Give it some pseudo intellectual spin.
Deliver and see what happens.
I finished two courses this way getting great grades. Took me some 4-5 hours to create. Other bullshit and cheating. I am a bad history student, but its such an easy system.
m
Now using wiki to get the gist of what you should be writting in you assignment, browse through the books when ever you find a good passage copy it. Paste it into your assignment. Keep doing this. In the end you should have several different sources for essential bits.
Now string them together so they make a coherent story and discussion and use the books own conclussions to supplement or argue your own conclusion.
Finally rewrite everything you copied into your words. Give it some pseudo intellectual spin.
Deliver and see what happens.
I finished two courses this way getting great grades. Took me some 4-5 hours to create. Other bullshit and cheating. I am a bad history student, but its such an easy system.
m
I usually do something similar to this. It's a nice method, but with this, its worth about twenty percent of my overall grade, so I'm not bothered putting in that much effort, tbh.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 07:11 PM
Write about spiders instead and then at the end say they are not racist and we should be more like them. Submit.
worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:
I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 07:53 PM
Spiders are hugely racist. Ask any fly.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 10:55 PM
I finished it.
I am made of win.
I am made of win.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 12:16 AM
Post it, let's see what you came up with.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 03:06 AM
yeah dude, i wanna compare my four hour essay with your five hour!
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 09:05 AM
It goes something along the line of.... Bullshit bullshit bullshit, racism, bullshit bullshit utter crap, bullshit talking-out-my-ass, bullshit bullshit, racism. Rinse and repeat.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 09:13 AM
I'm amazed that books were even employed in this operation. WTF is the internet for? Modern college and its craziness. I wrote most of my senior thesis in Pol-Sci drunk. But, I doubt that surprises anybody.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 11:00 AM
Mushroom, on Apr 30 2009, 08:46 PM, said:
I have a 1000 word report due tommorow at about 5pm.
I also have an exam tommorow at 12pm.
I haven't even started the report...
I also have an exam tommorow at 12pm.
I haven't even started the report...
How long's the exam?
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 12:02 PM
Bloody students!! Some poor lecturer has to mark that shit.
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