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I just noticed something weird I blame the Cat

#21 User is offline   Skywalker 

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 02:27 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on Apr 23 2009, 06:51 PM, said:

:D Good grief I never really paid attention to the number of profile views I had before! I've only been here 6 months and I alread haev 982 profile views! That's insane! I think there must be something to the theory of females having higher numbers of profile views.


Wait... you're a girl...?

*visits profile*
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#22 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 02:31 PM

View PostSkywalker, on Apr 23 2009, 09:27 AM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on Apr 23 2009, 06:51 PM, said:

:D Good grief I never really paid attention to the number of profile views I had before! I've only been here 6 months and I alread haev 982 profile views! That's insane! I think there must be something to the theory of females having higher numbers of profile views.


Wait... you're a girl...?

*visits profile*



Men! *sighs* Last time I checked I was indeed a girl, I thought we had already established this many times on the boards! Serves me right for picking a male display name I guess! :p

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 23 April 2009 - 02:32 PM

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#23 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 02:35 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on Apr 23 2009, 03:31 PM, said:

Men! *sighs*


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Posted 23 April 2009 - 02:57 PM

Actually, tehol now that I have looked at your profile I believe I understand part of the reason your profile has so many views...

hint: it has to do with your pic. :D
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:23 PM

View PostStalker, on Apr 23 2009, 09:57 AM, said:

Actually, tehol now that I have looked at your profile I believe I understand part of the reason your profile has so many views...

hint: it has to do with your pic. :D



Well I guess I can always change it to a picture of myself in a snow suit, but I loved wearing that carnival costume!

Anyways enough about me, back to the subject of the original post. I will as always support Lord Abyss in the epic battle with his arch nemesis the evil Apt. I think it's quite fitting that they both joined on the same date, even if it was three years apart.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:58 PM

Abyss invented time travel next year and travelled back to that date just to piss off Apt.........

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 04:04 PM

wow, time travel? No wonder he has the army.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 04:05 PM

he IS the almighty cat, after all....
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 04:20 PM

Joined exactly the same day as Frook :D

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 04:56 PM

bah, my join date's wrong anyway,

signed up in 2001.

So i've been posting here for 8 years.

sh*t thats a long time in internet terms.
yowsa.

also, my member has only been viewed about 200 times (fnar, nudge nudge).
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:07 PM

View PostGrief, on Apr 23 2009, 05:20 PM, said:

SOMETHING THAT WASN'T READING THE DEATHMATCH THREAD

GO READ IT
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:08 PM

Yeah, i've read it.

However, very busy at school, so nothing gonna go up for a while most likely i'm afraid.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:14 PM

Ah, ok.

DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

WRITE THE LAST ONE DAMNIT

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:22 PM

I make me member number 456, which is a number I can get down with. Go Team Avowed! We can be proud of our comparatively early descent into wasting all our time freakishly obsessing over QB's soletaken form.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:33 PM

I seem to be 12th on the list of profile views with 709 as of now. Kind of surprising it's that high.

Going by join date I'm member # 37.

@Illy, of course we aren't going by member number, those are only determined by when your account was added during the forum move.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:37 PM

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and I am number 270 (if I can count - which I can't, but I took my shoes off so I think I'm right)...now if I make 31 posts, where they count, and exactly 1 person views my profile - I will have perfect symmetry! :D
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:14 PM

Mine's pretty hard to explain.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:22 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Apr 23 2009, 01:14 PM, said:

Mine's pretty hard to explain.



How can it be hard to explain? Enlighten us please Hoosier! I'm off to look at your inexplicable profile right now!
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:24 PM

1258 views. 4th overall. I'm not a girl, and most members probably don't think I'm a girl (Tapper... or at least there's no ambiguity).


OOooh, perhaps I'm like the scary side-show profile for the circus?

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 23 April 2009 - 06:25 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:26 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Apr 23 2009, 01:24 PM, said:

1258 views. 4th overall. I'm not a girl, and most members probably don't think I'm a girl (Tapper... or at least there's no ambiguity).



Yes I've just returned taking a peek at your profile, you do have quite a few views. As you're not a female I guess we must just all love you Hoosier! Or there's something you haven't told me and you really are a girl! :D
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