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If I had a million dollars. I'd be rich

#21 teholbeddict

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 04:45 PM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Apr 23 2009, 04:00 AM, said:

Assail, on Apr 23 2009, 09:23 AM, said:

What if I killed Frook first?

Me and Tehol would form a killer ninja death pair and exact a fitting revenge.

I'd spend it on a robot arm...stuff this one in the cast, gotta go with the future.

But seriously, probably stick it in the bank. I'm a tad young to be using it now.

Yes no Killing of my Frookie please! AIJ I think you would have to be the main fighting half of the ninja death pair atm. I could stand on the sidelines and poke people with my crutches though!

If I had a million dollars I would probably start off spending it unwisely on frivolous things, but I'd hope that eventually I'd settle down and put it to good use. I would probably give a decent portion of it away, and make sure that my dad was well taken care of. Although I must admit that bwgan's elephant idea is mighty intriguing,,,,I've always wanted a leopard myself!

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#22 Mentalist

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 04:48 PM

A Leopard?

It'd freeze to death in the prairies...

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 04:52 PM

Hood, no, I would never take over my beloved England, especially with the Welsh!! That would be exactly what they want! I think I wouldn't actually do anything with Wales, except post big billboards of my smug face, in the knowledge that the entirety of Wales was owned by an Englishman.

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#24 teholbeddict

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:02 PM

Mentalist, on Apr 23 2009, 11:48 AM, said:

A Leopard?

It'd freeze to death in the prairies...

Right well I thought it was obvious but if I won a million dollars I would be getting the hell out of the prairies! I'd probably move back to Trinidad, the weather there would suit the leopard just fine!

#25 bwgan

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:14 PM

teholbeddict, on Apr 23 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

*snip*

Although I must admit that bwgan's elephant idea is mighty intriguing,,,,I've always wanted a leopard myself!

Yes, but you didn't ask me why I want an elephant!!!!

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The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'

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#26 Mentalist

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:15 PM

bwgan, on Apr 23 2009, 01:14 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 23 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

*snip*

Although I must admit that bwgan's elephant idea is mighty intriguing,,,,I've always wanted a leopard myself!

Yes, but you didn't ask me why I want an elephant!!!!

because the Simpsons did it?

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#27 teholbeddict

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:16 PM

bwgan, on Apr 23 2009, 12:14 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 23 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

*snip*

Although I must admit that bwgan's elephant idea is mighty intriguing,,,,I've always wanted a leopard myself!

Yes, but you didn't ask me why I want an elephant!!!!

Well I never ask why you want to do the things you do my dear! I know better than that by now! For the benefit of others who know you less well than myself though....why?

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#28 bwgan

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:20 PM

Okay...now remember you asked me. You could have resisted. You didn't have to ask. I didn't make you. You were under no duress.

*Cough*

Um

I don't want an elephant, I just wish I had enough money to buy one...boom, boom *ducks...very fast*

#29 Mentalist

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:21 PM

my answer was better,

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#30 bwgan

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:22 PM

Mentalist, on Apr 23 2009, 06:21 PM, said:

my answer was better,

Clearly your answer was better....any answer would have been better.

#31 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:35 PM

Surely the sheep are enough bwgan?

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:38 PM

I'd build a brewery...just for me!

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:55 PM

A million?
I'd do very little, rumour has it to lead a true millionaires liftstyle, you need 15/20 mil in the bank.

If I hit the euro millions rollover (100 million real money) I'd go fucking mental, give rents a few to keep them safe, buy a load of derelict houses, pay a few of my friends who are outa work to fix them.
spend 60 mil on making Gardens of the moon series, in the hope it'll catch and a further 9 seasons follow.

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#34 bwgan

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:21 PM

Tiste Simeon, on Apr 23 2009, 06:35 PM, said:

Surely the sheep are enough bwgan?

Enough for what Tiste?

Besides sheep are cheap...

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:46 PM

1 million dollars, that's like... 37 euro and five cents, right?

I think with 5 million and a four percentage rate of return on investments, you could live comfortably without ever having to work as well as buy a few places around the world to get a change of scenery every now and then. Wouldn't live the high rollers life, but wouldn't mind that either.

With one million, I'd probably invest in property.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 07:03 PM

I could try buy part of zimbabwe...harsh joke aside I could help a ton a people that way. possibly wait for Mugabe to off it then invest. the chance of rising from rock bottom is a certainty and I could build an empire overnight. job creation would definately pay itself back and I could realistically use my near criminal stock returns to buy mining rights in Zim and earn enough clout to position my a kid or grand kid into political power. then malawi...and so on and so on till I die.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 07:56 PM

I would act more like this...

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 08:35 PM

I think I would be really boring, put it in the bank, carry on more-or-less as normal but more comfortably!

I'm disappointed in myself.

If I won one of the crazy lotteries, I would fund my own research .... and the ultimate goal of my own research would be some form of world domination through evil science.

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