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Rich enough at least.
If I had a winning lottery ticket for that amount or more, I think I'd faint from excitement.
Then buy a bar. And invite you to it.
Actually, if I had the money, I'd start my own horticulture/landscaping business. Oh the toys/tools I could buy. The sweetest tractors you can find. With beer fridges. Oh yes.
Buy a chunk of land. Build a log cabin on it. I grew up in a log cabin. I miss hearing the house creak and groan as the wood shifted.
Maybe a muscle car. '67 Chevy Impala?
Hire Frook to find every Malazan member and hug you. Then maybe kill you. That would be up to Frook.
If I had a million dollars. I'd be rich
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 11:20 PM
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 11:24 PM
You can take his place and salary, of course.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 11:25 PM
Would you buy our love too? Oh wait, we all love you anyways, you pantsless drunkard!
I'd probably throw up if I hit it big. Then pay off my student debt, put 75% in the bank, and give away the other 15%. (We're talking a million after taxes, right?)
I'd probably throw up if I hit it big. Then pay off my student debt, put 75% in the bank, and give away the other 15%. (We're talking a million after taxes, right?)
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 11:26 PM
RodeoRanch, on Apr 22 2009, 04:24 PM, said:
You can take his place and salary, of course.
Win! I am happy with this.
I'd buy myself a house, somewhere nice, and some toys (Quad, Jetski) etc. Then save the rest.
I still heart Goodkind.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 11:27 PM
I just wish I had enough money to buy an elephant...*sigh* 
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:33 AM
I would honestly not know waht to do with it
I'd pay off my student loans, my parents' mortgage, all my relatives' education back in UA.
put the rest in a savings account. and go to law school.
I'd pay off my student loans, my parents' mortgage, all my relatives' education back in UA.
put the rest in a savings account. and go to law school.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:35 AM
Mentalist, on Apr 22 2009, 11:33 PM, said:
I would honestly not know waht to do with it
I'd pay off my student loans, my parents' mortgage, all my relatives' education back in UA.
put the rest in a savings account. and go to law school.
I'd pay off my student loans, my parents' mortgage, all my relatives' education back in UA.
put the rest in a savings account. and go to law school.
DON'T DO IT!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:39 AM
lol
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:32 AM
????
Which post are you responding to, Apt?
Which post are you responding to, Apt?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:34 AM
i think that's supposed to be "put every cent"
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 09:00 AM
Assail, on Apr 23 2009, 09:23 AM, said:
What if I killed Frook first?
Me and Tehol would form a killer ninja death pair and exact a fitting revenge.
I'd spend it on a robot arm...stuff this one in the cast, gotta go with the future.
But seriously, probably stick it in the bank. I'm a tad young to be using it now.
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 10:45 AM
I'd buy York City FC. They're worth about that much. Or maybe buy the whole of Wales...
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 01:07 PM
I'd go everywhere like this.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 01:22 PM
Tiste Simeon, on Apr 23 2009, 08:45 PM, said:
I'd buy York City FC. They're worth about that much. Or maybe buy the whole of Wales...
What on earth would you do with the whole of Wales? Sit around and plot a takeover of England that will never actually happen?
Btw that is awesome Illy haha I would rep you if I could.
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