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#6941 User is offline   polishgenius 

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Posted 16 November 2014 - 09:24 PM

View PostSombra, on 16 November 2014 - 04:41 AM, said:

Sorry to be late to the party, but aren't you the same lot who supported casting Idris Elba as a Norse God? So a black guy can play a white guy, but not the other way round?

http://en.wikipedia....ace_controversy

Who gives a fuck what actor plays a role? Just as long as they don't suck. For me, willing suspension of disbelief is less about looks and more about ability.

For the record, I was initially doubtful, but when I saw Thor I liked Idris Elba as Heimdall.




You should check out the discussion a few days ago in the Marvel thread for some perspective on why casting a PoC as a white guy is considered more okay than casting a white person in the role of a PoC. But put simply, there's enough roles for white folk, whereas non-white folk struggle to get roles enough without taking ones that would seem to be made for them and giving them to white chaps anyway.



It's a bit more dodgy in this case because they've clearly made Joel Edgerton up to look more like what they think an Egyptian should look like, which is worryingly close to going blackface.
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Posted 17 November 2014 - 12:26 AM

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 12:59 AM

Alright, so I went to see Dumb and Dumber To.

Painful. Just painful to watch. It was unfunny and vulgar, with them constantly rehashing their old jokes and failing. Total garbage.


If you can, do not see this movie.

There was also this family sitting behind me that, and I don't want to be mean, seemed like they were not the brightest of folks. Laughing hysterically at every fart joke and commenting shit like "aww hells no he didnt" in their malboro voice. Had to even tell them twice to stop kicking my seat. The stereotypical stupid movie family. I didn't even know people like that were real, but at least now I know for who these types of movies are made and why they do so well.

But jokes on me cause they came out of there a lot happier.
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Posted 17 November 2014 - 01:28 AM

View Postamphibian, on 16 November 2014 - 08:30 PM, said:

View PostSombra, on 16 November 2014 - 04:56 AM, said:

You either consistently believe in getting it right according to the background, or you don't.

And besides, if even science can't agree what ancient Egyptians looked like, who the hell are we to care?

EDIT: besides, this movie is first and foremost about making $$$, and as we all know the biggest cinema market in the world won't go to see a movie with entirely Semitic and African cast.

Those are the only two choices you allot? What a shame.

The features of the ancient Egyptian pharaohs and officials who were native to the Nile looked is actually fairly easy to figure out - since we have their mummified bodies. They're essentially the same as the people who now live there - Northeastern Africans.


I have only a little to add. Ptolemy, sire of the last Egyptian dynasty (300 years of it) was a Greek. He was one of Alexander Of Macedon's elite bodyguards who took rule of Egypt after he'd been made satrap and he'd have been olive skinned. His entire dynasty including Cleopatra was very likely mixed.

Actually most of the early dynasties were considered lighter brown-skinned (more middle eastern, or Mediterranean in appearance, Rameses II had red hair apparently...according to his mummy), and darker Nubian lines didn't come along till later dynasties, I believe with the invasion from Kush (Ethopia) so around the 25th Egyptian dynasty.

There is no monoracial skin colour to denote ancient egypt as a whole. It's lineage is too long and muddied by conquest and empires to be nailed down exactly.

But yes, it would never have ever been white caucasians. Or Joel Edgerton with a tan.
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Posted 18 November 2014 - 11:43 AM

After having blitzed through the entire series, I watched the first of the INBETWEENERS movies last night and really enjoyed it. It's more of the same from the show, but it's got a lot of heart too. Some really, really funny bits. Also, I MAY have a crush on Lydia Rose Bewley.
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Posted 18 November 2014 - 01:44 PM

if you liked the show and the film, you should have no problems with the sequel, more of the same, and (imo) genuinely funnier in places
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Posted 18 November 2014 - 03:17 PM

Awesome, that's what I figured, but it's nice to know that I've got more of the goods to look fwd to.
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Posted 18 November 2014 - 10:27 PM

Haha I saw the film to today too QT, after discussing it in the other thread. Funny stuff indeed.
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Posted 20 November 2014 - 08:47 PM

Mrs Tiste and I periodically watch the Harry Potter films. We are on Goblet of Fire at the moment. Highly entertaining!

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Posted 20 November 2014 - 10:51 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 20 November 2014 - 08:47 PM, said:

Mrs Tiste and I periodically watch the Harry Potter films. We are on Goblet of Fire at the moment. Highly entertaining!

Neville Longbottom is a hero!


I never get tired of watching those, and I do the entire series at least one a year. Always great!
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Posted 20 November 2014 - 11:08 PM

I'm usually an everything after the first two is pretty good kind of person, but I caught the tail end of Chamber of Secrets the other day and the Basilisk was actually a better, scarier adversary than I remembered. I might actually have to give the first two another shot.
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Posted 20 November 2014 - 11:31 PM

Remember that scene where Harry goes up and hugs Hagrid in the hmiddle of the hall? No you don't. I didn't even want to go and I had to see that in the cinema.
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Posted 21 November 2014 - 07:01 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 20 November 2014 - 11:31 PM, said:

Remember that scene where Harry goes up and hugs Hagrid in the hmiddle of the hall? No you don't. I didn't even want to go and I had to see that in the cinema.

True. That could be the cheesiest finish to a film ever.
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Posted 22 November 2014 - 11:52 AM

Has anyone seen What We Do In The Shadows yet? Vampire mockumentary by Jerome from Flight of the Conchords. It looks very funny. I'm going to try and see it this weekend.
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Posted 22 November 2014 - 12:17 PM

It's hilarious. Pretty well done all around.
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Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:50 PM

View Postworry, on 20 November 2014 - 11:08 PM, said:

I'm usually an everything after the first two is pretty good kind of person, but I caught the tail end of Chamber of Secrets the other day and the Basilisk was actually a better, scarier adversary than I remembered. I might actually have to give the first two another shot.


Funny this should come up; my daughter has just found the first one, and consequently I've seen it several times over the last week - it's actually on now. She's seen the second one at least once as well.

They're not as bad as I remember - I actually think Richard Harris as Dumbledore was a good choice, I'd really like to have seen how he would have been in the later films.

Also, wearing an Invisibility Cloak, at night, and then carrying a goddamn lantern, definitely qualifies as one of the most ridiculous things ever.

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Posted 22 November 2014 - 03:17 PM

Watched THE INBETWEENERS 2, and it was really quite funny...but I think the 1st fiilm has more heart and charm to it. Both are good, but the 1st film felt like it moved the guys forward, but the second film takes that away and shifts them back.
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Posted 23 November 2014 - 11:30 AM

Bloody helll we actually got to go out - at the same time!

Saw Mockingjay part 1. Another good instalment, steady pace much like the book.

I'm glad they made the decision to split the book - unlike Peter Jacksons unnecessary padding, this felt far more like it was done to fit in all the material to do the story justice.

I know it's ya and there are some questionable plot elements, but it doesn't shy away from the darker parts - mass killings, torture and such. I'll definitely be checking out part 2.
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Posted 23 November 2014 - 07:16 PM

Ridiculously excited about this and I don't care who knows it:

http://youtu.be/KBwOYQd21TY
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Posted 23 November 2014 - 09:12 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 23 November 2014 - 07:16 PM, said:

Ridiculously excited about this and I don't care who knows it:

http://youtu.be/KBwOYQd21TY


Me too. The wife made me watch the first one (I hadn't wanted to) and I was more than pleasantly surprised. I'll be seeing this in the theatre with her.
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