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#2581 Zanth13

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 03:57 AM

Aptorian;337242 said:

I'm rewatching Spawn right now.

I didn't exactly remember the film as being a masterpiece, but god damn this is a cheesy superhero movie. It looks more like a TV-pilot than a movie ment for the cinema. The acting is tv-drama'ish, the effects are like something out of the mask and none of the appeal of the comicbooks is left.

I didn't even remember Michael J White playing Spawn. And Martin Sheen is making a disgrace out of himself as the bearded bad guy working for the devil.

EDIT: Ohh, he just got the costume... now I remember why the film was so awesome.

that movie is old as shit...

you have to give it credit, its pretty bad ass for being older then Lokiman

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#2582 Aptorian

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 06:36 AM

Indeed, it's 10 years old... but it's painfull to look at the CGI in this day and age.

The Clown was awesome though.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:15 AM

I watched The Fountain at the weekend. I knew it was total tripe when I rented it, and must admit it was just an opportunity for a good perving session. However, I found myself astounded by how shit it really is! They reached new levels.

Without spoiling it for anyone who is foolish enough to watch it, I think I can safely say that there are three storylines:
1. A modern husband and wife trying to come to terms with the wifes terminal cancer
2. A Spanish conquistador in the Mayan Kingdom searching for the tree of life
3. A goddamn tai-chi space monk travelling to a dying star in a bubble with a tree

So clearly it's a film about coming to terms with mortality, but damn it didn't need the space monk! Just don't do it, unless you want to see Hugh looking beautiful. In which case, watch it with the sound down!

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:18 AM

God, that does sound like shit. Thanks for the warning.

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#2585 Aptorian

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:21 AM

I'm actually intrigued. I wasn't going to watch it, but now I might ...

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:23 AM

It's shot really well and they create an interesting atmosphere for the movie. They just don't fill that atmosphere with anything good!

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:27 AM

But there's a space munk in there!

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:28 AM

And everyone knows that every good movie must have a space monk.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:29 AM

Damn right

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:42 AM

New Futurama dvd movie is coming out soon! Sweet!

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#2591 Dr Trouble

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 08:10 AM

Its not a space Monk.

I don't know if this is a spoiler or no but:

Spoiler

I really liked the movie. Very well directed and the acting is tits.

#2592 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 08:12 AM

Trouble;337596 said:

Its not a space Monk.

I don't know if this is a spoiler or no but:

Spoiler

I really liked the movie. Very well directed and the acting is tits.

Ah. That's much more logical.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 08:41 AM

Watch the movie!

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 08:44 AM

And we hate you too.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 11:29 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;337561 said:

New Futurama dvd movie is coming out soon! Sweet!

Seen it, ees goot.

Watched This Is England yesterday, was expecting much more violence if Im honest. I mean, a film about violent skinheads set on a northern council estate during a time when strikes, riots and the National Front were commonplace, and only one person's face smashed in? Good film though, I must say. And Woody's gf was teh hawt.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 02:23 PM

This is England is awesome. It reminds me of my childhood growing up in the North.

And I can't wait to see The Beast with a Billion Backs which I believe is the title to the new Futurama DVD... Especially if it is as good as Bender's Big Score. Seriously, Groening et al. should have put more work into Futurama, for it is way better than the Simpsons...

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#2597 Dr Trouble

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 02:36 PM

Its better then Benders Biig Score. I love the whole Mark of the Beast end times type thing the episode has going.

It's been on the torrents for a while now. Download it!

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 11:23 PM

Trouble;337897 said:

Its better then Benders Biig Score. I love the whole Mark of the Beast end times type thing the episode has going.

It's been on the torrents for a while now. Download it!

I am not a criminal, so i rented it like a civilized human being. :DI also rented hellboy, so that's my plan for the day.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 11:26 PM

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