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#2201 Slum

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 07:48 PM

Awww...Tiste is in denial luv wif Paris.

She thinks necrophilia is waaaaay hot, btw.

I've really got to stop being retarded.

#2202 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 07:49 PM

No. You have no idea how much I despise that woman...

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 07:52 PM

But what would Jebus say?

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#2204 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 07:53 PM

Well I know I am meant to become more like Him, but at the end of the day. I'm only human...

This is my dream:

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#2205 Slum

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 07:58 PM

Jesus has been spending the last 10 years thinking up an appropriately awful way to smite Paris.

I bet it's going to be good!

#2206 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 07:59 PM

Life isn't very good at spelling...

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#2207 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:00 PM

Tiste Simeon;296791 said:

Well I know I am meant to become more like Him, but at the end of the day. I'm only human...

So was he.

AND he was middle-eastern, so he faced prejudices you dont ever have to worry about.

Stop making excuses, Tiste, and make me some wine!

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:05 PM

Thelomen Toblerone;296799 said:

So was he.

AND he was middle-eastern, so he faced prejudices you dont ever have to worry about.

Stop making excuses, Tiste, and make me some wine!

And he had acne. Until he used Proactive, that is.

Tiste, make for me an ocean of Jello.

This spamming must stop!

#2209 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:40 PM

Hmmm... an ocean of jello (or jelly as we call it here.

) I would swim in that!

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 10:36 PM

Slumgullion Spitteler;296681 said:

In what can only be described as a campaign of self torture, I have been trying to watch Paris Hilton's The Hottie and the Nottie. It is probably the best example of shit-turned to-film one is ever likely to find. Small doses keep me from stabbing myself in the heart with a butter knife.

I'd still bone Paris Hilton... albeit with a garbage bag for a condom and a borrowed dick.

I believe this movie has the lowest rating possible on IMDB.. This should make you think twice before deciding to watch it.. Even Glitter got better reviews

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 10:47 PM

Morgoth;296942 said:

I believe this movie has the lowest rating possible on IMDB.. This should make you think twice before deciding to watch it.. Even Glitter got better reviews

Well, see, there was free leech on my favored tracker, and I was bored and feeling a bit masochistic, so I decided to see just how low a modern motion picture could sink. It is undoubtedly one of the worst excuses for a movie I have ever had the displeasure of sort of watching.

I recommend it as an alternative to waterboarding.

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 09:17 AM

I just watched In Bruges last night and would highly recommend it to anyone, it was an exceedingly good film, side splittingly funny in places with excellent acting from all involved. Definitely worth seeing.

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 01:34 PM

Slumgullion Spitteler said:

It sounds more like an alternative to having someone crap in your bed...

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 07:11 AM

Just watched Bladesof Glory. It was better than expected. After Talledega Nights, I was about ready to forget about Will Ferrell. This was better.

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#2215 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 02:12 PM

I liked Talladega Nights...

Anyways, Iron Man = teh win!

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 08:13 PM

been watching Neon Genesis Evangelion today, at ep 23 right now, and DAMN isn't that an awesome series

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 08:23 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;299317 said:

Just watched Bladesof Glory. It was better than expected. After Talledega Nights, I was about ready to forget about Will Ferrell. This was better.

I didn't care for Blades of Glory. Ferrell's act has gotten played out, much like Adam Sandler back in his hey day. It's just the same stupid character in a diff situation

So Iron Man has gotten good reviews? I guess i'll have to see it.

#2218 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:36 PM

I love Cash Generator! 10 DVDs for Â£15 and not all of them crappy unheard of ones!

Scary Movie 1 (Just cos I wanted to see it again and this way was actually cheaper than renting it! Plus the first one wasn't a half bad film!)
Saving Private Ryan
Dodgeball
Shaft
Beverly Hills Cop - Collectors Edition
Pulp Fiction
Four Brothers
Cosa Nostra
The Shawshanks Redemption
Night of the Living Dead & Children of the Living Dead (box set kinda thing...)

Happy with these purchase.

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#2219 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:39 PM

Tiste Simeon;299779 said:

Night of the Living Dead & Children of the Living Dead (box set kinda thing...)

I might've known you'd splash out on porn, you perverted bastard you. Your reward for when you win the contest and get to release, is it?

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:08 AM

Xander;299713 said:

I didn't care for Blades of Glory. Ferrell's act has gotten played out, much like Adam Sandler back in his hey day. It's just the same stupid character in a diff situation

So Iron Man has gotten good reviews? I guess i'll have to see it.

I can see your point (Taladega nights, Anchor-man, Blades of Glory all being semi similar)

But you have to check out Stranger Than Fiction (with ferrell) if you havent already...

absolutely awesome and funny and orginal.

Probably his best comedy yet (mainly cuz he does not play a retard and its a semi serious movie)

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