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#12501 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 30 March 2023 - 08:55 PM

The one with Jeremy Irons and the kid from the new adventures of superman?
Cuase it was sooooo bad
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Posted 30 March 2023 - 10:52 PM

Me and the dnd group are going to watch it together this weekend. Stoked.
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Posted 31 March 2023 - 04:42 AM

Hoping it stays in the cinema long enough to get a weekend where we actually have time for a cinema date
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Posted 31 March 2023 - 05:40 AM

View PostMacros, on 30 March 2023 - 08:55 PM, said:

The one with Jeremy Irons and the kid from the new adventures of superman?
Cuase it was sooooo bad


That's the one.

My favourite thing about it was Mr Not a Blacksmith watching, getting to Jeremy Irons being Jeremy Irons and saying "Well gosh, that's a lot of acting" Posted Image
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Posted 31 March 2023 - 12:05 PM

View Postworry, on 30 March 2023 - 09:37 AM, said:

We can now officially call that one the "second best" DnD movie!


To be fair, there were 2 straight-to-video sequels to the 2000 D&D movie (WRATH OF THE DRAGON GOD, and BOOK OF VILE SECRETS) and at least ONE of them (as shit and b-TV movie as it also was) was at least better than D&D 2000....so I'd say 3rd best?
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Posted 31 March 2023 - 12:59 PM

In the US, the second one was a SyFY Channel movie -- by airing rights, if not the production itself. Which makes sense, since one of the party members is a half-sharktopous water mage.
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Posted 31 March 2023 - 01:37 PM

View Postworry, on 31 March 2023 - 12:59 PM, said:

In the US, the second one was a SyFY Channel movie -- by airing rights, if not the production itself. Which makes sense, since one of the party members is a half-sharktopous water mage.


LOL!
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Posted 03 April 2023 - 08:58 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 30 March 2023 - 10:52 PM, said:

Me and the dnd group are going to watch it together this weekend. Stoked.


Solid flick. Really enjoyable.

Didn’t try to do too much or be anything spectacular.
I’ll go watch it again with the kids.

Only complaint is they had a Paladin in a fight, and not a single smite? Come on now.
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 01:09 PM

Planning on watching John Wick 4 this weekend, so I'm rewatching the John Wick films.

Just finished the first one. Still a perfect action film. Don't remember much about the second and third film other than there's a price to pay, on a tab that keeps growing. Also a lot of people got beat up and shot. A lot.
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 01:34 PM

Watched Jordan Peele's Nope last weekend. It was interesting. Entertaining. Different. Probably my least favorite of the 3 he's made so far, but I really liked Get Out and Us, so that's tough company.

6.5 out of 10. Don't know if I'd say NOPE to watching it again, but might. Still masticating on it.
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 02:00 PM

View PostAptorian, on 05 April 2023 - 01:09 PM, said:

Planning on watching John Wick 4 this weekend, so I'm rewatching the John Wick films.

Just finished the first one. Still a perfect action film. Don't remember much about the second and third film other than there's a price to pay, on a tab that keeps growing. Also a lot of people got beat up and shot. A lot.



Off to watch JW4 tonight... again... It's that damn good! You won't be disappointed!

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Posted 05 April 2023 - 02:14 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 05 April 2023 - 01:34 PM, said:

Watched Jordan Peele's Nope last weekend. It was interesting. Entertaining. Different. Probably my least favorite of the 3 he's made so far, but I really liked Get Out and Us, so that's tough company.

6.5 out of 10. Don't know if I'd say NOPE to watching it again, but might. Still masticating on it.


I had the exact same reaction. There's a lot to like about it (particularly visually, and the flashback stuff is perfect horror) but also a lot that left me scratching my head or feeling cold. Seemed a little more loosey goosey than the first two, but maybe some of that stuff went over my head.
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 02:39 PM

View Postchamp, on 05 April 2023 - 02:00 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on 05 April 2023 - 01:09 PM, said:

Planning on watching John Wick 4 this weekend, so I'm rewatching the John Wick films.

Just finished the first one. Still a perfect action film. Don't remember much about the second and third film other than there's a price to pay, on a tab that keeps growing. Also a lot of people got beat up and shot. A lot.



Off to watch JW4 tonight... again... It's that damn good! You won't be disappointed!


I'm worried about the run time. 3 hours is ridiculous.

I swear, any film that's more than 100 minutes should be forced to include a midway matinee, so you can get rid of the litre of cola you drank an hour earlier.
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 02:44 PM

View PostAptorian, on 05 April 2023 - 02:39 PM, said:

View Postchamp, on 05 April 2023 - 02:00 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on 05 April 2023 - 01:09 PM, said:

Planning on watching John Wick 4 this weekend, so I'm rewatching the John Wick films.

Just finished the first one. Still a perfect action film. Don't remember much about the second and third film other than there's a price to pay, on a tab that keeps growing. Also a lot of people got beat up and shot. A lot.



Off to watch JW4 tonight... again... It's that damn good! You won't be disappointed!


I'm worried about the run time. 3 hours is ridiculous.

I swear, any film that's more than 100 minutes should be forced to include a midway matinee, so you can get rid of the litre of cola you drank an hour earlier.



Skip the adverts and it is only 2 hour 40 mins which isn't quite as bad but still get a numb backside, even in the VIP seats.


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Posted 05 April 2023 - 03:01 PM

View PostAptorian, on 05 April 2023 - 02:39 PM, said:

View Postchamp, on 05 April 2023 - 02:00 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on 05 April 2023 - 01:09 PM, said:

Planning on watching John Wick 4 this weekend, so I'm rewatching the John Wick films.

Just finished the first one. Still a perfect action film. Don't remember much about the second and third film other than there's a price to pay, on a tab that keeps growing. Also a lot of people got beat up and shot. A lot.



Off to watch JW4 tonight... again... It's that damn good! You won't be disappointed!


I'm worried about the run time. 3 hours is ridiculous.

I swear, any film that's more than 100 minutes should be forced to include a midway matinee, so you can get rid of the litre of cola you drank an hour earlier.


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Posted 05 April 2023 - 04:54 PM

I've got an iron bladder.

Unfortunately I also enjoy buying the biggest jug of coca cola you can get at the concession stand.
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 05:02 PM

The salt from the extra large bucket of popcorn you get should help with that though.
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 05:53 PM

View PostAptorian, on 05 April 2023 - 04:54 PM, said:

Unfortunately I also enjoy buying the biggest jug of coca cola you can get at the concession stand.


You know there are better ways to draino your digestive system than "big jug of cola", yeah?
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 06:31 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 05 April 2023 - 05:53 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on 05 April 2023 - 04:54 PM, said:

Unfortunately I also enjoy buying the biggest jug of coca cola you can get at the concession stand.


You know there are better ways to draino your digestive system than "big jug of cola", yeah?


I mean, half the reason for going to the cinema, is getting rich amounts of fountain Coca Cola. Of all the varieties of Coca Cola it is perhaps the second greatest.
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Posted 05 April 2023 - 06:46 PM

I've reached the half way point of John Wick 3.

I still don't like this story angle.

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