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Posted 12 April 2009 - 02:30 AM

The board seems to be a bit lacking in Eastmas spirit...so I thought I'd go ahead and make some!

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I got so much chocolate I've had to commit myself...share your stories, if you got 'em.
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 02:33 PM

Happy Easter Everybody!!

Ever wonder how easter eggs were made?
Today your question is answered!




















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Happy Easter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 02:55 PM

Happy Easter everyone!

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 08:37 PM

I spent Easter getting pissed. It's a good holiday. Later, my vomit will be a mixture of yellow lager and brown chocolate. Happy days.
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 08:57 PM

Had an awesome Easter day - we had a sweet church service this morning, very cool. Got a bunch of free chocolate too! Then I spent the whole afternoon with some good friends drinking beer and eating very good food. Awesomeness.

Also, Jesus is alive!! That's what makes Easter all the more great. :D
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 08:57 PM

Amen Brother Simeon!
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 08:59 PM

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 09:06 PM

Hehehehe, funneh pix
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 09:17 PM

Hope the Easter Bunny brought you everything you wanted, TT...

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 12:51 AM

Happy easter, even if I didn't do shit for it. D:
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 01:27 AM

Happy easter people!!!
May your eggs forever be chocolatey
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:43 AM

can someone please explain to a non-westerne, how you guys came to associate Easter with a rabbit that lays chocolate eggs?

oh, and Happy Easter to the Catholics and protestants. (Orthodox Easter's next weekend)
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:19 AM

well the easter bunny just doesnt lay chocolate eggs, but plastic eggs with candy inside, hard boiled eggs, and other treats...

but alas I know nothing of its origin story, though im sure wiki could help
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:52 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on Apr 13 2009, 12:33 AM, said:

Happy Easter Everybody!!

Ever wonder how easter eggs were made?
Today your question is answered!
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Happy Easter!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JESUS CHRIST!

You would not believe the amount of confectionary cliques (weird?) I got yesterday. I got

*Twenty-three Cadbury eggs (small)
*Six larger Cadbury eggs
*Two Lindt rabbits
*A box of Lindt chocolates
*A Lindt egg and yet another rabbit!
*A box of Cadbury Favourites
*A white chocolate egg with brown flecks...I hope it ain't bacon! (In which case I'm donating it to the Abyssmal Army)
*Two ordinary chocolate rabbits (but no less edible)

I'm up to m ears in delicious and that's how I like it! Happy Easter.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 12:07 PM

I'm lactose intolerant, so I got a bar of dairyfree chocolate.

BUT, my second oldest friend and his fiancee came down from London for a day and went out, so I got to see a dozen friends I hadn't seen for almost a year again. So, damn good easter.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 01:37 PM

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 01:43 PM

View PostMentalist, on Apr 12 2009, 09:43 PM, said:

can someone please explain to a non-westerne, how you guys came to associate Easter with a rabbit that lays chocolate eggs?

oh, and Happy Easter to the Catholics and protestants. (Orthodox Easter's next weekend)


I believe that when the catholic church was attempting to assimilate the 'pagan' peoples, they decided it would be easier to celebrate their official church holidays on the same days as the pagans they were converting by the sword.

That is why christmas is on the winter equinox, and easter is on the spring equinox.

I think. I would imagine some other people could answer in a better and more factual fashion.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:10 PM

The rabbit and the egg are both symbols of fertility according to Wiki, and as Easter is celebrated at the spring equinox (in the northern Hemisphere), the symbolism relates to that holiday. The rabbit and the egg are completely unrelated to the Resurrection (except arguably the egg).

The Resurrection is on this day because it's a pagan holiday and the Church didn't wanna piss off all the pagans by taking their holidays, so they integrated them into Christian ones. And the egg is also a symbol of rebirth.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:25 PM

Easter fucking sucks
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:52 PM

Per the awesome funny pic thread

They are Satans balls.
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