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Omegle! Momma told me to never talk to strangers

#41 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:17 PM

View PostAssail, on Apr 1 2009, 09:06 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Apr 1 2009, 12:52 PM, said:

Meh. Soon the Danish Priminister will become the NATO Secretary General and Denmark shall control all the nukes.

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America's nukes > NATOs

I don't care what facts you can bring to the table!

ummm.....

last time I checked, the US was still part of Nato, seen as it was formed to fight the fearsome commie foe.
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#42 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:20 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on Apr 1 2009, 01:17 PM, said:

View PostAssail, on Apr 1 2009, 09:06 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Apr 1 2009, 12:52 PM, said:

Meh. Soon the Danish Priminister will become the NATO Secretary General and Denmark shall control all the nukes.

Let the Bacon empire begin!


America's nukes > NATOs

I don't care what facts you can bring to the table!

ummm.....

last time I checked, the US was still part of Nato, seen as it was formed to fight the fearsome commie foe.


"I don't care what facts you can bring to the table!"
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#43 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 01:41 PM

View PostAptorian, on Apr 1 2009, 04:12 PM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on Apr 1 2009, 02:34 PM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Apr 1 2009, 01:31 PM, said:

Im going to keep signing on til I get Apt. Then I can talk to him in his native Danish. "Dansk kobenhavn sgaggerak carlsberg carlsberg jutland?"


OMG, LOL!

That's exactly how they talk!

Where I come from we always say that Danish is not a language, it's a throat infection:P


OI! Those be fighting words them is!

Swedish and Norwegian are like pigeon Danish. Bastardisations that sound like you've hardly developed your vocabulary since the 18th century. All I hear is singsong hurdy burdy borg borg borg when ever a norwegan or swede comes in the shop door.



LIES!

It is you Danes who haven't evolved since the 18th century! We used to speak Danish, but then we evolved around 1814 and slowly changed our language to the one we speak today. Compare a Danish text from 1705 to a Danish text written today and you can't even tell the difference!

And Norwegian is nothing like Swedish...Thems fighting words!


and it's more like

Cæærrrhlsbøeurg, skææægerrrakh, jøølland. Imagine you have a potato stuffed down your throat and you're trying to speak "around" it...
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#44 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 06:41 AM

and to prove my point...

here's a very educational documentary about the incomprehensibility of the Danish language:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
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