[Aptorian]

That was amazing Bent!

[Grimjust Bearegular]

I don't talk to strangers. Ever.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Im going to keep signing on til I get Apt. Then I can talk to him in his native Danish. "Dansk kobenhavn sgaggerak carlsberg carlsberg jutland?"

[Grimjust Bearegular]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Apr 1 2009, 01:31 PM, said:

Im going to keep signing on til I get Apt. Then I can talk to him in his native Danish. "Dansk kobenhavn sgaggerak carlsberg carlsberg jutland?"

OMG, LOL!

That's exactly how they talk!

Where I come from we always say that Danish is not a language, it's a throat infection:P

[Thelomen Toblerone]

In honour of the danes, I shall now eat much bacon for lunch. Perhap a bacon baconwich.

[Aptorian]

Grimhilde, on Apr 1 2009, 02:34 PM, said:

Thelomen Toblerone, on Apr 1 2009, 01:31 PM, said:

Im going to keep signing on til I get Apt. Then I can talk to him in his native Danish. "Dansk kobenhavn sgaggerak carlsberg carlsberg jutland?"

OMG, LOL!

That's exactly how they talk!

Where I come from we always say that Danish is not a language, it's a throat infection:P

OI! Those be fighting words them is!

Swedish and Norwegian are like pigeon Danish. Bastardisations that sound like you've hardly developed your vocabulary since the 18th century. All I hear is singsong hurdy burdy borg borg borg when ever a norwegan or swede comes in the shop door.

[Assail]

Aptorian, on Apr 1 2009, 09:12 AM, said:

Grimhilde, on Apr 1 2009, 02:34 PM, said:

Thelomen Toblerone, on Apr 1 2009, 01:31 PM, said:

Im going to keep signing on til I get Apt. Then I can talk to him in his native Danish. "Dansk kobenhavn sgaggerak carlsberg carlsberg jutland?"

OMG, LOL!

That's exactly how they talk!

Where I come from we always say that Danish is not a language, it's a throat infection:P

OI! Those be fighting words them is!

Swedish and Norwegian are like pigeon Danish. Bastardisations that sound like you've hardly developed your vocabulary since the 18th century. All I hear is singsong hurdy burdy borg borg borg when ever a norwegan or swede comes in the shop door.

Dansk carlsberg carlsberg kobenhavn jutland carlsberg?

[Aptorian]

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Number of downloads: 7

[Bauchelain the Evil]

wow I just went there and copy pasted that danish sentence and this guy answered in a anguage I don't know but that looks Scandinavian to me:

!
Stranger: Hi
You: "Dansk kobenhavn sgaggerak carlsberg carlsberg jutland?"
Stranger: "Senin anani sikiyim severmisin iyicene amina giriyim?"

[Aptorian]

Bauchelain the Evil, on Apr 1 2009, 06:39 PM, said:

wow I just went there and copy pasted that danish sentence and this guy answered in a anguage I don't know but that looks Scandinavian to me:

!
Stranger: Hi
You: "Dansk kobenhavn sgaggerak carlsberg carlsberg jutland?"
Stranger: "Senin anani sikiyim severmisin iyicene amina giriyim?"

That looks more like finish or some slavik language type.

Nothing like scandinavian word structure.

Also it's "Skaggerak" you cretins!



More danish lessons:

Jutland = Jylland
Funen = Fyn
Sealand = Sjælland
Copenhagen = København

[Bent]

Aptorian, on Apr 1 2009, 12:51 PM, said:

More danish lessons:

Jutland = Jylland
Funen = Fyn
Sealand = Sjælland
Copenhagen = København

2 things...at everyone who liked my talk with a stranger, thanks, it was too funny to not share...

at Apt - how the hell do you make your computer type those weird ass letters...Morgy does it from time to time when hes drunk, but I never asked. Is there a setting on your keyboard or what?

[Aptorian]

Danish fact number 1781: There's 28 letters in the Danish alpahabet. The important difference between the english and danish is that we have no W and after Z comes æ Æ ø Ø and å Å

The danish key board is normally, either slightly longer than the english keyboard making room for the extra keys or the positioning of certain symbols are displaced. For example on this laptop next to the p is the "å" and next to l is "æ" and "ø".

[Aptorian]

English Keyboard:

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Number of downloads: 7

Danish Keyboard:

[beru]

i did actualy talk to a guy that was not crazy!!
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: h
iStranger: hi
You: you nely bet me to it
You: beat*
Stranger: i like beating
You: ok.. why
Stranger: to naked ass
Stranger: spanking
You: do you like 4chan to?...
Stranger: 4can
?You: the n you will find somthing you can do...
Stranger: you like 4chan?
You: nooo not realy
Stranger: i got viruses from there
You: im sorry to hear
(long break here)
You: ... do you like reading?
Stranger: not anymore
Stranger: what you read?
You: malzan books of the fallen
You: good books
Stranger: what genre is that?
You: fantasy
You: but i like books about historical events too
Stranger: i have read tolkien's books
You: ok they are good but a bit *dry*...
You: malazan books of the fallen is much better... there is good battles there
Stranger: i like scifi booksStranger: philip k dick is my favorit
You: they are abit intresting and i see how peole like them but its not my cup of tea
You: is he good?
Stranger: yes
You: what books have he writen
Stranger: there is my movies based on his books
Stranger: blade runner is famoust
You: ooh sounds cool
Stranger: many movies
You: and what is these books about?
Stranger: scifi
You: yes but are they put to earth or a alien planet? are there an alien or human enemy?
Stranger: no, they are more like "what if.....
Stranger: no aliens or battles
You: ah ok, might be intresting...¨
You: (i mean it)'
Stranger: totall recall was dick's original
You: what is your favorit "what if"
Stranger: and Minority report
You: ive read minirety report and seen the movie they were both good
Stranger: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, that should everybody read
Stranger: that is "Blade Runner" book
You: that title seemed funny and intresting at the same time!
You: might get my lazy ass around reading those....
You: but i got to go now thanks for the reading advice!You have disconnected.

This post has been edited by beru: 01 April 2009 - 07:42 PM

[Assail]

Aptorian, on Apr 1 2009, 09:12 AM, said:

Grimhilde, on Apr 1 2009, 02:34 PM, said:

Thelomen Toblerone, on Apr 1 2009, 01:31 PM, said:

Im going to keep signing on til I get Apt. Then I can talk to him in his native Danish. "Dansk kobenhavn sgaggerak carlsberg carlsberg jutland?"

OMG, LOL!

That's exactly how they talk!

Where I come from we always say that Danish is not a language, it's a throat infection:P

OI! Those be fighting words them is!

Swedish and Norwegian are like pigeon Danish. Bastardisations that sound like you've hardly developed your vocabulary since the 18th century. All I hear is singsong hurdy burdy borg borg borg when ever a norwegan or swede comes in the shop door.

You will be ruled by an Aussie in the years to come!

[Aptorian]

Meh. Soon the Danish Priminister will become the NATO Secretary General and Denmark shall control all the nukes.

Let the Bacon empire begin!

[Wry]

beru, on Apr 1 2009, 08:38 PM, said:

i did actualy talk to a guy that was not crazy!!
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: h
iStranger: hi
You: you nely bet me to it
You: beat*
Stranger: i like beating
You: ok.. why
Stranger: to naked ass
Stranger: spanking
You: do you like 4chan to?...
Stranger: 4can
?You: the n you will find somthing you can do...
Stranger: you like 4chan?
You: nooo not realy
Stranger: i got viruses from there
You: im sorry to hear
(long break here)
You: ... do you like reading?
Stranger: not anymore
Stranger: what you read?
You: malzan books of the fallen
You: good books
Stranger: what genre is that?
You: fantasy
You: but i like books about historical events too
Stranger: i have read tolkien's books
You: ok they are good but a bit *dry*...
You: malazan books of the fallen is much better... there is good battles there
Stranger: i like scifi booksStranger: philip k dick is my favorit
You: they are abit intresting and i see how peole like them but its not my cup of tea
You: is he good?
Stranger: yes
You: what books have he writen
Stranger: there is my movies based on his books
Stranger: blade runner is famoust
You: ooh sounds cool
Stranger: many movies
You: and what is these books about?
Stranger: scifi
You: yes but are they put to earth or a alien planet? are there an alien or human enemy?
Stranger: no, they are more like "what if.....
Stranger: no aliens or battles
You: ah ok, might be intresting...¨
You: (i mean it)'
Stranger: totall recall was dick's original
You: what is your favorit "what if"
Stranger: and Minority report
You: ive read minirety report and seen the movie they were both good
Stranger: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, that should everybody read
Stranger: that is "Blade Runner" book
You: that title seemed funny and intresting at the same time!
You: might get my lazy ass around reading those....
You: but i got to go now thanks for the reading advice!You have disconnected.

God it's like when we warped bucket... except we're now doing it to real people!

[Assail]

Aptorian, on Apr 1 2009, 12:52 PM, said:

Meh. Soon the Danish Priminister will become the NATO Secretary General and Denmark shall control all the nukes.

Let the Bacon empire begin!

America's nukes > NATOs

I don't care what facts you can bring to the table!

[Aptorian]

It's not about who has the most or strongest nukes, it's about who presses the big red button first. And Denmark will do anything to protect the Bacon Empire!

[Assail]

Aptorian, on Apr 1 2009, 01:12 PM, said:

It's not about who has the most or strongest nukes, it's about who presses the big red button first. And Denmark will do anything to protect the Bacon Empire!

American's will over run your bacon empire in a lust for more bacon to increase their obesity! Their desire for bacon cannot be stopped. Their big fat fingers are better for pressing the big red button anyway.

Now hand over the bacon.