[Assail]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 07:44 PM, said:

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 10:38 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 07:33 PM, said:

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 09:29 PM, said:

I had my chest hair waxed by my cousin and my mum.

They thought it would be a funny way to wake me up. Hurt like a mother fucker

What type of wax did they use Cupcake? The type of wax used could have made it more painful. If the hair was long, they should have shaved it down a little first. Waxing longer hair is not the best idea!

I don't know, I was pissed. I had a fat hangover and they woke me up like that.

My family has been warned. Retribution will occur should they attempt something like that.

What did you threaten them with?

[Darkwatch]

Clipper to the head.
Sounds silly, but when made against women with a glint of savagery in your eyes while firmly (see: near bone crushing) holding their wrists because they were going after my hair with scissors.
I can garanty they have not tried it since. Because if it's bad enough for a guy, women will freak out.

[Assail]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 07:54 PM, said:

Clipper to the head.
Sounds silly, but when made against women with a glint of savagery in your eyes while firmly (see: near bone crushing) holding their wrists because they were going after my hair with scissors.
I can garanty they have not tried it since. Because if it's bad enough for a guy, women will freak out.

Very nice indeed. If only my mother and cousin werent so damned frightening

[KalamMekhar]

eh i dont like the beard look. I like my goatee, and when i do shave it clean just to let ir grow out again, i hate how i look without it now since im so use to it.

[Darkwatch]

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 07:54 PM, said:

Clipper to the head.
Sounds silly, but when made against women with a glint of savagery in your eyes while firmly (see: near bone crushing) holding their wrists because they were going after my hair with scissors.
I can garanty they have not tried it since. Because if it's bad enough for a guy, women will freak out.

Very nice indeed. If only my mother and cousin werent so damned frightening

Oh my mother can be very frightening. She's pulled some stuff in her time that had me checking my shadow to see if she was there.
Problem is that being her son I inherited the same behaviour. Though the girl who's wirst I near crushed was my sister's not my mom's.

[RodeoRanch]

When I had long hair, I was frequently threatened that it would be cut once I passed out. I countered all threats by reminding them that I knew where they lived and a promise to drink whiskey at their residence.

That sorted them out. Nobody wants me drunk on whiskey around their stuff. Nobody. Including me.

[Assail]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:00 PM, said:

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 07:54 PM, said:

Clipper to the head.
Sounds silly, but when made against women with a glint of savagery in your eyes while firmly (see: near bone crushing) holding their wrists because they were going after my hair with scissors.
I can garanty they have not tried it since. Because if it's bad enough for a guy, women will freak out.

Very nice indeed. If only my mother and cousin werent so damned frightening

Oh my mother can be very frightening. She's pulled some stuff in her time that had me checking my shadow to see if she was there.
Problem is that being her son I inherited the same behaviour. Though the girl who's wirst I near crushed was my sister's not my mom's.

Haha dude, mother's have this crazy ass thing about them, mine personally gets this one look on her face when she's real pissed and my God, that shit is scary. It's nice though because I've gotten to the point that I tower over my mum, and just laugh when she lays into me, however, she can get me with some MEAN slaps sometimes.

[Darkwatch]

That Rodeo is a very interesting threat. I like it.
Kind of like the speech about good electrical infrastructure in Taken.

@Assail
My mom stopped doing that awhile ago when the slap was followed by a crushing bear hug.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 21 April 2009 - 03:05 AM

[Mentalist]

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 11:03 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:00 PM, said:

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 07:54 PM, said:

Clipper to the head.
Sounds silly, but when made against women with a glint of savagery in your eyes while firmly (see: near bone crushing) holding their wrists because they were going after my hair with scissors.
I can garanty they have not tried it since. Because if it's bad enough for a guy, women will freak out.

Very nice indeed. If only my mother and cousin werent so damned frightening

Oh my mother can be very frightening. She's pulled some stuff in her time that had me checking my shadow to see if she was there.
Problem is that being her son I inherited the same behaviour. Though the girl who's wirst I near crushed was my sister's not my mom's.

Haha dude, mother's have this crazy ass thing about them, mine personally gets this one look on her face when she's real pissed and my God, that shit is scary. It's nice though because I've gotten to the point that I tower over my mum, and just laugh when she lays into me, however, she can get me with some MEAN slaps sometimes.

heh

mine tells be "lean forward, so that I can slap you"

[Assail]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:03 PM, said:

That Rodeo is a very interesting threat. I like it.
Kind of like the speech about good electrical infrastructure in Taken.

@Assail
My mom stopped doing that awhile ago when the slap was followed by a crushing bear hug.

See you're lucky, my mum has a bad back so I can't do that shit. I can't really do much. She's 50 now and I can't throw her around like I do everyone else haha. My 24 year old brother (When he isn't in prison) takes most of the beat down from me.

[Assail]

Mentalist, on Apr 20 2009, 08:06 PM, said:

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 11:03 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:00 PM, said:

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 07:54 PM, said:

Clipper to the head.
Sounds silly, but when made against women with a glint of savagery in your eyes while firmly (see: near bone crushing) holding their wrists because they were going after my hair with scissors.
I can garanty they have not tried it since. Because if it's bad enough for a guy, women will freak out.

Very nice indeed. If only my mother and cousin werent so damned frightening

Oh my mother can be very frightening. She's pulled some stuff in her time that had me checking my shadow to see if she was there.
Problem is that being her son I inherited the same behaviour. Though the girl who's wirst I near crushed was my sister's not my mom's.

Haha dude, mother's have this crazy ass thing about them, mine personally gets this one look on her face when she's real pissed and my God, that shit is scary. It's nice though because I've gotten to the point that I tower over my mum, and just laugh when she lays into me, however, she can get me with some MEAN slaps sometimes.

heh

mine tells be "lean forward, so that I can slap you"

Hahaha, that's awesome.

[frookenhauer]

How on earth did this go from informative how to get rid of excess hair to...my mummy slaps me ?!?

[Mentalist]

it's called "derailment"

[Assail]

Mentalist, on May 5 2009, 03:45 PM, said:

it's called "derailment"

You're not supposed to say it out loud!