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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:19 PM

So I was sitting on the porch at my workshop today, just digging the sunshine and warmth, when I kept getting these whiffs of air with a strange but familiar scent on them. Then it hit me....the smell of melting snow. And the first thought through my head was "The Ritual is failing" I'm smelling the dying ice......It just struck me funny and I thought I would share, and ask how spring was treating everybody.....everyone except those heathens from below the equator :p

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:20 PM

Today it started with grey skies. Then it rained, with a little bit of hail for most of the afternoon. Then the sun came out with blue skies but it was still cold.

SPRING IS SEXUALLY CONFUSED.

It's the tinkywinky of seasons.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:22 PM

It was 15 C on Friday. Beautiful.

Then we got 30cm of snow on Saturday. Not so beautiful.

Snowed again today.

But spring is coming. I hope.


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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:26 PM

It snowed for 5 hours yesterday. Today it was nipple twistingly cold today.

Just make sure you're not smelling spices as you sit there on the porch, old bubba, lest gryllen suddenly burst out of the woods!
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:27 PM

Gryllen - spice girls gone mad?
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:29 PM

RATS! THE TIDE OF MADNESS!!! ZALGO!!!
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:30 PM

A Soletaken cat would have an absolute field day. Or even better, D'ivers cat.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:35 PM

A D'ivers rattrap!
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:36 PM

A Soletaken lump of poisoned cheese?
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:42 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Mar 25 2009, 05:30 PM, said:

A Soletaken cat would have an absolute field day. Or even better, D'ivers cat.


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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

that's one scary picture...
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:57 PM

Was in the sixtys on tuesday, and it was snowing again today.

CURSE THIS ... wait, this always happens.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 10:13 PM

we fgot nice weather

+12, i'd imagine and sunny

the weekend was in the negatives, but there last of the snow is gone and trees are starting to bud again.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 10:13 PM

There's a smell here on a really hot dry summers day. I think it's partly from eukalyptus trees. You get it once or twice a year around january. It smells of home.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 10:39 PM

View PostnekloF, on Mar 25 2009, 09:57 PM, said:

Was in the sixtys on tuesday, and it was snowing again today.

CURSE THIS ... wait, this always happens.


That's what you get, you dirty time traveller you!


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Posted 25 March 2009 - 11:27 PM

It's currently -6 and we've had about 15 centimeters of snow today. The day before that we had a lovely shower of ice pellets. All of the snow and ice on the power lines are causing power outages! That's ok though because it's supposed to warm up in the next couple of days, at which point everyone is going to start sand bagging as record flooding levels are predicted! Gotta love Manitoba! :)
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 11:43 PM

60 degrees and sunny aaaallll day. And i got to work outside. :)
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 10:25 AM

Someone tell the Malazans to piss off!
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 02:34 PM

After balmy weather, we turned cold again. Not Canada cold, but cold.
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 03:24 PM

supposed to rain today

no sun, but we're @ +6

and it doesn't look like we'll be getting any more below zero weather.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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