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#101 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:19 PM

Sorry for being crap and absent people!. Ive been to busy for words and have neglected my duties. So...If I am not needed I'll bugger off.
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#102 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 03:09 PM

Well bitching sometimes has it's merits. I noticed my recipient had not received their package by Friday or at least I'm assuming they didn't as they have yet to say anything and I know they would. In any case I paid $25.00 for 3-5 day shipping which clearly didn't happen, this is not the first time I have had screw ups with Canadapost and I was really pissed, so rather than thinking stupid post and leaving it, I called them up. It turns out they have indeed dropped the ball and my package was guaranteed and should have been on my recipients doorstep by Thursday at the latest, so I have been given a full refund! Not bad as I wasn't expecting them to give me anything. Sadly my recipient is still short a gift, however they have assured me it should be there in the next few days as it is alraedy in the destination country.
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#103 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:44 AM

Well my package from TB arrived in my little town today, BUT it wouldnt fit in my mailbox and by the time i got home just now the Post Office was closed. So i'll get my little package of goodness tomorrow morning.

Thanks TB.
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#104 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:48 AM

I still have not received or sent anything. It will happen.
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#105 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:52 AM

@slowben

oh how I hope you get a pink Canada hat, and a fish.
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#106 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:24 PM

Got my package from TB today. Sorry Z no fish or hats.


Gotta cool little keychain that says Canada Eh? Gotta decide what to do with it. And another that has my name on it. Not SlowBen, that would be hard to find.

And some Moose droppings, although i'm kinda disappointed in them, they taste like chocolate covered almonds.

All great stuff TB, thanks.
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#107 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:33 PM

LOL! No problem SB, the keychain with your name on it is actually a mini personalized manitoba license plate! It took me forever to get it! Not only does the other key chain say Canada eh on it, but it's attached to an igloo. Cause we all know that we live in igloos up here in Canadaland!

And yes although it says Moose Droopings on the package they are actually chocolate covered almonds! You didnt rally expect me to send moose poop across the border! Imagine the poor people in customs! Enjoy!

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 28 April 2009 - 07:41 PM

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#108 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:47 PM

My heart leapt with excitement when I saw you sent moose droppings.
Imagine my disapointment
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#109 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:51 PM

View PostMacros, on Apr 28 2009, 03:47 PM, said:

My heart leapt with excitement when I saw you sent moose droppings.
Imagine my disapointment



Trust me Maccy had I gotten you as a recipient the moose droppings would have been real! You don't deserve anything better than that you horrible cave man!

As SB is my friend though I went with the funny and delicious alternative!
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#110 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:54 PM

And they would have been much appreciated.
I would have given them to my woman to use as fuel for her cooking fire
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#111 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:17 PM

Coming up to the one week mark from whence mine was posted.
I though it would have arrived by now :)
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#112 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 10:25 PM

Got it today. Lets see.
Weird little homemade key-chain thing made from a bag of chips(?). Check (I love this by the way.)
Corrona bottle opener key holder thing. Check (Very cool)
Slightly used flask. Check (I always wanted a flask!)
Places to visit in Norther n Ireland booklet. Check. (Useful when I visit you Maccy!)
Book by Bernard Cornwell called Sharpe's Gold. Check. (No idea about why, but I will read it and find out)
Emergency Poncho. Check (This is funny, really really funny.)
CD-rom game.Check. (Looks need, hope theres instructions(?)
Liverpool key-chain.Check. (Meh, manchesters better, kidding!)
Cool little light up pen. Check. (The wife claimed this as I pulled it out of the envelope.)
And my favorite. This isn't sarcasm, I swear I saw this and realized I am in love with Macros.

A guinness can that has been flattend, cut into a square, and has glittery sprinkles in a circle around the word Guiness. Check and Check.

Thats the greatest thing ever. Now an announcement. I got a letter in the mail telling me to come to the post office, today. I went by there and my package has been stamped - RETURN TO SENDER. No idea why. I'll try sending it again tomorrow. If it doesn't work again, I'll have to try UPS or FEDEX or something. So to my person. Sorry, don't know whats up with that, but I swear I havent forgot you!

PS - Macros. Youre the best.
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#113 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 04:23 PM

Regarding the guiness can.
The plan was, I cut out a map of ireland, set it on the can, then a bit of pva glue and sprinkle the green stuff, remove map, hey presto! a outline of ireland.
Problems included (but not limited to) pva can not sealed properly, slightly gloopy and therefore lumpy, lack of brush so a q tip was used, not ideal. Drunken impatience.
actually the latter was the key problem, I feared it would dry and when i removed the map the green would come away as well, had I been thinking, I would have more carefully applied the glue, removed the map THEN sprinkled the green stuff.
Silly me.
But glad you aprreciated the messy result :)

ETA:
Game? isn't it a DVD?
did I put wrong disc case in envelope? :)

This post has been edited by Macros: 01 May 2009 - 04:24 PM

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#114 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 04:30 PM

Dunno,. said CD-ROM ...called Kingdoms....hang on.


Holy shit...theres a dvd below it! Woot, bonus...hope its not porn...hang on

Holy shit...Thats awesome!!!!1
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#115 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 04:32 PM

Oh yeah, I put kingdoms in because its a fun game to waste a few hours (just a medieval/fantasy version of TA) and I've played it to death several times.
But that DVD my good man, is pure gold.
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#116 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 04:32 PM

I love you.

Edit: shit that sounded gay...jhmmm


Yeah, I like football and hand egg. cough.

Puffs out chest.

And womewn...hot chix....thats what I dig!

This post has been edited by Bent: 01 May 2009 - 04:42 PM

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#117 User is offline   Slum 

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 04:42 PM

Hmm...what's the title of this DVD?
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#118 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 04:54 PM

Looks like a sitcom - Called Father Ted.....Its an Irish Sitcom, right? I'll watch this over the weekend and tell you what I think Mac.
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#119 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 07:18 PM

theres no need to tell us what you think. If you don't likie it you're clearly a buffoon
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Posted 01 May 2009 - 07:23 PM

Father Ted is awesome.
Ok il go now :)
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