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This apple is terrible!

#21 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 06:08 AM

Throw it out, and get a watermelon instead.

How can you be mad at Granny Smiths? They are nice and round and pink, not unlike a woman.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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#22 Bhurnae

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 09:51 AM

Granny Smiths are Green over here....Damn you Aussies and your weird ways........

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#23 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 10:50 AM

Damn you [insert nationality here] and your [negative trait]!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#24 Abyss

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 07:05 PM

There must be a conspiracy.. i just bit into what looked like a perfectly good macIntosh apple only to be repuled by hideous brown rotting appleflesh.

- Abyss, clearly needs to kill the germs with whiskey and chocolate immediately...

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#25 Mentalist

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 07:35 PM

GAH!!!

a horrible, horrible, Red delicious... into the trash with it!!!

teh contagion is spreading... what's next? rotten oranges?

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#26 Abyss

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 10:20 PM

It only takes one rotten apple...

- Abyss, doesn't actually know how that ends...

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#27 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 10:40 PM

Abyss, on Mar 24 2009, 03:20 PM, said:

It only takes one rotten apple...

- Abyss, doesn't actually know how that ends...

To cast man out of the garden forever? or something like that.

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#28 Aptorian

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 04:20 AM

... to keep the doctor away if it is well-thrown.

#29 Slow Ben

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 04:24 AM

...to start a meaningless and awesome thread in the inn.

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#30 Zanth13

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 05:10 AM

Zanth Fires up the BUBBA SIGNAL****

we need a pic,

how bout the one of the Doctor being scared out of the teachers room by an apple.... HURRY

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#31 Blend

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 08:12 PM

hehehehe... In Soviet Russia, apple eats you!

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#32 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:26 PM

I'd make some sort of joke about Granny Smoth using tongues or suchlike, but that is clearly a red apple and thus innapropriate for said pun. Terminological inexactitudes WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. You have been warned.

#33 Zanth13

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 04:17 PM

BUBBA FAILED ME!!!!!!!!!!

and we use to work so well together

alas here it is

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This post has been edited by Zanth13: 26 March 2009 - 05:41 PM

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#34 RodeoRanch

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 06:13 PM

SONOFABITCH!

Another bad apple with lunch! They're like Decepticons!

#35 Illuyankas

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 07:15 PM

LEMONS IN DISGUISE

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.