[Vengeance]

Fine here is a new one...

If a woman's hips are ample
Then I want her in the hay
Skirt and stockings all a-rumple
(Cheerfully) - for that's my way

If the woman bites in pleasure
Then I wipe it clean with hay
My mouth and her lap together
(Thoroughly) - for that's my way

If the woman goes on loving
When I feel too tired to play
I smile and go off waving
(Amiably) - for that's my way

[Vengeance]

Another one you say...Well ok

I like big butts



*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

This post has been edited by Vengeance: 25 March 2009 - 06:43 PM

[bubba]

I'm home for next 4 hrs...will be on and off line.

[Kurt Montandon]

Vengeance, on Mar 25 2009, 11:36 AM, said:

I would be willing to vote for any of them or Kurt. I just think that Kurt is creeping along under the radar even though he is posting here and there.

Does anyone else have any thoughts....

I'm Californian - I'm not creeping along under the radar, I'm surfing along under the radar. And I don't entirely trust my own judgment at the moment, even though I'm cold sober.

[Vengeance]

Kurt Montandon, on Mar 25 2009, 01:58 PM, said:

Vengeance, on Mar 25 2009, 11:36 AM, said:

I would be willing to vote for any of them or Kurt. I just think that Kurt is creeping along under the radar even though he is posting here and there.

Does anyone else have any thoughts....

I'm Californian - I'm not creeping along under the radar, I'm surfing along under the radar. And I don't entirely trust my own judgment at the moment, even though I'm cold sober.

Well I am a native Oregonian so that probably explains why I find you so suspicious. Californian's can't be trusted. All of that Sun isn't good for people.

[Vengeance]

What Cali boy nothing to say.. Bet you didn't expect to find your natural enemy here did you... Muahahahahahahahaha


Out on bail fresh outta jail, California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
the life of a west side playa where cowards die and its all ball
Only in Cali where we riot not rally to live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love!

[Vengeance]

Does anyone else find it strange that Dkt and JA are still alive. Obvious signs that they are scum.

[Kurt Montandon]

Vengeance, on Mar 25 2009, 12:13 PM, said:

Does anyone else find it strange that Dkt and JA are still alive. Obvious signs that they are scum.

I agree on Dkt, but I'm not sure on JA. I need to do a quick re-read on Dkt to put my hunch into words.

[Kurt Montandon]

Huh, all that back-and-forth between DKt and JA, and it doesn't really seem to have produced anything solid.

Both seem willing to cast a lot of suspicion on people, but neither seems interesting in building a sound case and voting on it. And DKt had that whole "I'm being framed!" business about Dibs, even though no one else brought the possibility up ... he's defending against a non-attack, seemingly just in case someone else thinks to make a case that he Killed dibs. Which no one did.


Vote Dktorode


Edit: That didn't come out very coherent, did it? It just seems like JA and Dkt are trying to herd everyone's suspicions in a certain direction without doing anything clear-cut that can be held against them later.

This post has been edited by Kurt Montandon: 25 March 2009 - 07:29 PM

[Vengeance]

Kurt Montandon, on Mar 25 2009, 02:28 PM, said:

Huh, all that back-and-forth between DKt and JA, and it doesn't really seem to have produced anything solid.

Both seem willing to cast a lot of suspicion on people, but neither seems interesting in building a sound case and voting on it. And DKt had that whole "I'm being framed!" business about Dibs, even though no one else brought the possibility up ... he's defending against a non-attack, seemingly just in case someone else thinks to make a case that he Killed dibs. Which no one did.


Vote Dktorode


Edit: That didn't come out very coherent, did it? It just seems like JA and Dkt are trying to herd everyone's suspicions in a certain direction without doing anything clear-cut that can be held against them later.

Hmmmm.... For a Californian you make actually make some what decent sense. However that doesn't excuse your own suspicious play.

[Path-Shaper]

It is Day 3
18ish hours left.
9 Players alive
(Bubba, DKTorode, Gavin, Jump Around, Kurt M., Mentalist, Morgoth, Vengeance, Yellow)
5 votes to lynch

1 Vote Morgoth (Vengeance)
1 Vote Bubba (Morgoth)
1 Vote Dktorode (Kurt M.)
Players not voted : Bubba, DKTorode, Gavin, Jump Around, Kurt M., Mentalist, Yellow

I will let the songs remain because they made me laugh, and anythings better than 100 bottles of bacon covered beer on the wall

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 25 March 2009 - 07:49 PM

[Mentalist]

in honour of Tiste (or Abyss)

We're the horniest boys
With the corniest ploys
Who take the easiest girls
To our sleaziest worlds

With our lecherous plans
In our treacherous hands
You'd be wasting your time
Saying no, it's a crime

All that we live for you'll regret
All you remember we'll forget

We are the dead of night
We're in the zombie room
We're twilight's parasites
With self-inflicted wounds

We are the dead of night
We're in the zombie room
Heavenly oversights
Eating from silver spoons

With our decadent minds
And our innocent lines
You'll be playing our games
With your bodies in flames

When delirious fun
Has seriously begun
You'll be down on your knees
You'll be begging us please

All we're demanding you'll supply
All we're accused of we'll deny

We are the dead of night
We're in the zombie room
We're twilight's parasites
With self-inflicted wounds

We are the dead of night
We're in the zombie room
Heavenly oversights
Eating from silver spoons

[Mentalist]

anyhow, i'm here for the next 40 min before it's dinner time

[Vengeance]

For those of you who are slow. Mel has put the Prologue of DOD on the thread.

This has been a public service announcement from Vengeance

[Mentalist]

*is slow

scurries off to read*

[Path-Shaper]

It is Day 3
16 hours left.
9 Players alive
(Bubba, DKTorode, Gavin, Jump Around, Kurt M., Mentalist, Morgoth, Vengeance, Yellow)
5 votes to lynch

1 Vote Morgoth (Vengeance)
1 Vote Bubba (Morgoth)
1 Vote Dktorode (Kurt M.)

Players not voted : Bubba, DKTorode, Gavin, Jump Around, Kurt M., Mentalist, Yellow

[Vengeance]

Well thanks to the prologue this day is going about as fast as grass grows. Not my bloody fault I voted. But the rest of you lack luster louts need to get with it. I am now going to go make dinner. Hey here is an idea why doesn't every body get on while I am asleep and then get off when I am at work that way I don't get to talk to anyone but the Californian and the commie.


Later boys...

[Mentalist]

Vengeance, on Mar 25 2009, 07:55 PM, said:

Well thanks to the prologue this day is going about as fast as grass grows. Not my bloody fault I voted. But the rest of you lack luster louts need to get with it. I am now going to go make dinner. Hey here is an idea why doesn't every body get on while I am asleep and then get off when I am at work that way I don't get to talk to anyone but the Californian and the commie.


Later boys...

I LIKE IT!

make it so,

[Kurt Montandon]

Vengeance, on Mar 25 2009, 04:55 PM, said:

Hey here is an idea why doesn't every body get on while I am asleep and then get off when I am at work that way I don't get to talk to anyone

Well, that's how it usually goes for me ...

[Mentalist]

Kurt Montandon, on Mar 25 2009, 08:07 PM, said:

Vengeance, on Mar 25 2009, 04:55 PM, said:

Hey here is an idea why doesn't every body get on while I am asleep and then get off when I am at work that way I don't get to talk to anyone

Well, that's how it usually goes for me ...

you're usually too drunk to care, though,