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#81 Raymond Luxury Yacht

Throatwobbler Mangrove

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 10:15 AM

I'm a mystery to myself.

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#82 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 22 March 2009 - 10:38 AM

Aptorian, on Mar 21 2009, 06:49 PM, said:

Who may or may not be fuckable...

Riiiiiiiight, count on you Apt for the double entendre.

Hey, maybe that's why Darkwatch is so mysterious. He's too busy philandering with his receptionist while his wife works two jobs. It's the PERFECT SCHEME.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#83 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:08 PM

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 21 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

Just tell us where you live DW so we can come and kill you.

Only if I sleep with drama bitch.

Mezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 11:29 AM, said:

Well, I was planning on killing you anyway, after keeping you in my stalkers dungeon for a while. I suppose I could alter my plans but it's damned inconvenient.

Is it getting creepy yet?

Not really, you're still far away at the moment.

Aptorian, on Mar 21 2009, 11:35 AM, said:

Mezla Pigdog said:

Is it ~~getting creepy~~ turning you on yet?

Fixed that for you.

Depends how it would end really. I like knowing the end game first.

Ain't_It_Just_, on Mar 22 2009, 06:38 AM, said:

Hey, maybe that's why Darkwatch is so mysterious. He's too busy philandering with his receptionist while his wife works two jobs. It's the PERFECT SCHEME.

No, perfect would be getting them both in the same bed and agreeing to go at it regularly.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#84 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:40 PM

Darkwatch, on Mar 22 2009, 06:08 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 21 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

Just tell us where you live DW so we can come and kill you.

Only if I sleep with drama bitch.

Erm, who? Or rather should that be: erm, which one?

EDIT - Death by SnuSnu = best Futurama ever.
"They probably got nagged to death! Am I right, men??"

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 22 March 2009 - 06:42 PM

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#85 Darkwatch

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:46 PM

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 22 2009, 02:40 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Mar 22 2009, 06:08 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 21 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

Just tell us where you live DW so we can come and kill you.

Only if I sleep with drama bitch.

Erm, who? Or rather should that be: erm, which one?

It's a depressing thought that over 50% of the girls I know have drama leaning tendencies...

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#86 Slow Ben

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:49 PM

50%, isnt that about right for all women? Excluding those on this board of course.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#87 Darkwatch

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:55 PM

Slow Ben, on Mar 22 2009, 02:49 PM, said:

50%, isnt that about right for all women? Excluding those on this board of course.

For some it's only negligible, comes out sometimes but not enough.
The OVER 50% I know have drama nearly 24/7.
It gets annoying fast.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#88 Cold Iron

I'll have some lasagna

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 10:42 PM

Hey you know that question about if you could have dinner with 5 people dead or alive? I think I would stick DW and bryn and shin at that table, I admire their smarts.

Also thanks for the man love Leo, but if you were paying attention, you'd know that recently I have revealed rather more than I should have about myself.

ETA: shin

This post has been edited by Cold Iron: 22 March 2009 - 10:48 PM

#89 Darkwatch

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:45 PM

Behold! I present the first picture of myself to the forums!
I remember seeing the Google streets car go by me while riding my bike.
They finally put streets up for my city. I found myself. I'm the guy on the bike.

Enjoy.

Attached File(s)

Me on Google Streets.JPG (175.5K)
Number of downloads: 6

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#90 Slow Ben

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:12 PM

I remember when you were talking about that. Thats pretty cool.

Looks like a nice little town too.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#91 Darkwatch

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:20 PM

What I found funny is nobody else seemed to notice the big Google car with a 360 camera on it.
What's funnier is if you zoom a bit more to the intersection they have it taken on a different date and I'm not there.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#92 bubba

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Kill all the golfers...

Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:48 PM

I remember that!!! I'm the first guy there in a trench coat.

#93 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 10:15 PM

am i the only one not seeing a bike?

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#94 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 10:17 PM

Yes?

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#95 Slow Ben

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 11:17 PM

Maybe scroll to the right a bit Mac.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#96 Darkwatch

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 01:41 AM

Bubba, on 15 October 2009 - 08:48 PM, said:

I remember that!!! I'm the first guy there in a trench coat.

So that's why you were waving.
I always wondered that.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#97 Happy Cat

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Fast Mouth, Slow Brain

Posted 16 October 2009 - 02:43 AM

Nice looking town DW. Funny how buses all look the same.

I've always wondered about Abyss. Wouldn't it be wild if Abyss turned out to be Stephanie Meyers or Terry Goodkind?